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Chapter 1- Roll Call! (revisited)
Two years after the Dark Tournament, the ice shinobi, the wind master, the drunken master, the yo-yo kid master, the ex clown fighter and the bird-demon samurai had agreed on to live on a little but fine house in the Makai ever since… You know, as in roommates for life, possibly.
On this present normal day, the bird-demon samurai laid on the couch lazily, watching the T.V. in a channel called MTV. He had been crazily-glued to this channel ever since he discovered it when he'd flipped the control remote in search for a good TV program on the television back on a normal day.
Then Touya came into the room and sighed at the sight. "Shishiwakamaru. Aren't you going to get off the couch and do something with your life besides watching MTV all day?" he asked getting angry with Shishi because it has been a whole week since he started to watch MTV on the television and he hadn't made any kind of activity for his respective bum. Not too mention, the rest of the masters have heavily complained about the issue since Shishi hogged to himself their own TV time.
Moreover, that had made Touya to take actions to the matter because he seems like the type of demon to maintain order and serenity within the household.
However, Shishi doesn't respond to him. He'd usually yelled or did something in rage so the others let him be, but in this case, he was so totally ignoring the ice-nin at the moment.
When Touya opens his mouth to speak again--"TOUYA!" a desperate voice screamed from the bathroom located upstairs.
He turns around to respond from the stairs' direction,"What is it, Jin?"
"We hav' ourselves a nasty situation here! C'mon and help me already, will ye!?"
"You got stocked in the toilet seat again?"
"No! Is Rinku and Mr. Leprechaun! They're goin' down the toilet!"
Touya crosses his arms, 'This would have never happened if Suzuka haven't occurred to himself to make the toilet bigger…' he brooded.
"Help me, Toy! They're hittin' the tube now!"
"All right, all right! I'll be right there, Jin!" Touya now exclaims to the stairs' direction, and then he turns to the ever-idle Shishiwakamaru, "And you…I'll be dealing with you later!" and with that said, he runs upstairs to the bathroom to help Jin, the wind master.
Shishi didn't reply whatsoever, he just stay there under the hypnotic influence that was MTV (for him, that is).
Later at night that day around an hour before midnight, Shishiwakamaru was still watching mindlessly MTV. Touya hadn't come back to him since he'd spent most of the afternoon helping Jin and Rinku (which it was succesful) and had to take care of other house matters. And Chu and Suzuka were busy on their own things to do.
Thoughts come over the bird-demon's mind. He sighs. 'I wish I was famous like those human singers…'
Famous last words, pop goes a flashblack:
At the resting place in the Dark Tournament, Team Uraotogi turned to leave after introducing themselves to Team Urameshi.
"Arrogant little prick…" said Yusuke to Kuwabara, talking his opinion about the bird-demon.
"Yeah, I'll say…"
"Look, if they want to be famous, why don't he starts a boy band? He has the look down."
'That's not a bad idea…' The samurai smirked right after the mini-flashback ended so suddenly without me announcing it. 'I'm going to call him and discuss about it.'
And with that decisive thought, he grabbed the phone and dials to an unknown number.
Oooooh, mysterious…
Next Day at 6 A.M. in the Morning…
"EVERYBODY WAKE UP NOW! IT'S AN EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM!"
The ice shinobi, the wind master with his teddy bear, the drunken master, the yo-yo master and the ex clown fighter came down stairs running in their PJ's to Shishiwakamaru's screaming voice.
"What's the matter, Shishi?" Suzuka asked to Shishi.
Shishi, however, was cool,"Good, you all are here... We have a meeting to do." and the rest of the masters fell over.
"You mean you just screamed emergency, we came running down here and you tell us it is just for a meeting?" Touya tried to remain low his cool temperature after he got up from the floor.
"Yeah," Shishi says like it was nothing and Touya icily glared at him, enough to make popsicles out of an living object, which in this case was Shishiwakamaru himself.
"But why can't we do this later, Shishi? I need the rest of my beauty sleep!" Suzuka cried as he complained.
"Yeah, and I was dreamin' with me sheela (Koto), lad!" Chu complained.
"Yeah and I was flying in my dream with Mr. Leprechaun!" Jin exclaimed in complaint.
"Well actually, I'm kinda glad Shishi woke me up…" Rinku was the only one who didn't complained in the room, and this made him to earn stares from the rest of the masters. He got embarrassed. "What?"
"Don't tell me your bed is watery again." Chu gave Rinku 'The Father Figure Look'.
Rinku remains in silence: a droplet of sweat running down his face.
"Again?" Shishi looks at the young master in disgust. "And I thought you were, what, hitting puberty, brat?"
"Hey, I'm just a kid! We have the right to wet the bed sometimes!" He protested, defending the rights of children of his age. "I bet there are other children who agree upon this." and again, the older masters stares at him with a weird look.
"Guess we must talk about this later, Rinku." Chu sighs.
Now going back to the previous dry subject, "See? Everyone's complaining, Shishi. Leaving Rinku's wet issue aside, of course." Touya said, "I'm going back to sleep…"
"...Me too..." Suzuka said.
"...Me too, mate..." Chu said.
"...Me three..." Rinku said.
"...Ditto," Jin said, which on cue, they turn to leave to their bedrooms.
"If we don't do this meeting…" Shishi says dangerously low...and sprouts his horns to the max! "ALL OF YOU WON'T BE USING MY CAR AGAIN!"
With those words said, everybody groans, making their way to the dining room. They sat in the chairs of the dining table with sleepy\annoyed looks on their faces.
Shishiwakamaru came in afterwards with a clipboard and a pen in his hands. He checks the clipboard. "Let's see if everybody's here… Touya?"
"Present." Touya said flatly.
"Suzuka?"
"Ahem! You mean… 'Beautiful Suzuka!' Live, present and in color!"
And Shishi rolls his eyes before moving on. "Chu?"
"I'm right here, mate."
"Jin?"
The wind master didn't respond because he was sleeping with his head in the table, hugging his teddy bear as he was snoring with his mouth open.
"Jin? JIN!?" Shishi exclaimed with his horns sprouted again and Jin wakes up in a flash.
"Here, comin' live and in color at ya!"
"Rinku?"
"Right here."
"And last but not least, Shishiwakamaru? Shishiwakamaru?" Shishi asked and repeated his own name, "Shishiwakamaru? If you don't come here, I'll kill you! Oh wait that's me," he said in realization and everybody sweat dropped.
"Any of you have questions or comments?" Shishi asked and he sees the ice master's hand in the air.
"I have a comment."
"Yes, Touya?"
"Now that were all here…get straight to the point, will you." Touya said ice cold, with some hint of impatience.
"Okay, I have been thinking--" The doorbell ringing soud cuts Shishi off. "Oh that must be him. I'll be right back." He goes directly to answer the front door.
Everybody else wondered in unison about who is this 'him' that Shishiwakamaru was talking briefly after the doorbell sound interruption.
"Who was Shishi talking about, Chu?" Rinku asked worried to Chu, paraphrasing the last written paragraph. "I wish I knew, little bugger…I don't like this ripper one bit at all…" Chu said with some apprehension in his voice.
"Yeah…I got a bad windy feelin' about it." Jin said.
"Me too, and it ain't beautiful or good enough!" Suzuka said along with the other three.
"Yes. It is either one of Shishi's hairstylists, or…" Touya trailed off as Shishi came back again into the room, talking to the guest.
"Right this way." Shishi said, leading a familiar long black haired demon with black clothing and a surgeon-style mask covering his mouth into the dining room.
Before Shishi or the other demon could say any word or letter,"…KARASU!" Jin, Suzuka, Rinku and Chu screamed in terror, finishing Touya's last sentence that was left with suspenseful points for a mystery effect.