Authors Notes: Hey everyone, this is my attempt at a Twilight fan fiction. Constructive criticism is always welcome. I know the first chapter is boring. I promise it will get better! It takes place post Breaking Dawn. Please review.

Chapter 1: Alice Knows All

Bella POV

I was waiting in our cabin for a phone call, Nessie was with Jake and I told her to call when she got to his house. I hated not knowing where she was, it made me anxious. Edward didn't like the idea of her staying there, it wasn't the whole werewolves-always-and-will-always-hate-vampires-nonsense that had gone on when I was still human, he is afraid of his teenage daughter being at an immature, older boy's home, overnight. I had no problem with it, Jake was apart of the family whether he liked it or not, and for the most part he was okay with it.

Ordinarily she would stay at our house, the cabin that Esme had bought me for my first or last birthday, depending on how you look at it. She had her room the way she wanted; after all she was the only one in our family who actually needed sleep. Nothing much has changed there; it is a constant strain on how fast she grew up. I have to keep reminded myself that even though she might be a ten-year-old she looks more like a sixteen-year-old. Then Alice came to me yesterday saying that the whole family was going on a vacation to visit Ireland, I told her that I didn't mind staying back with Nessie and my Edward, but she insisted and once Alice starts talking its hard to get her to stop.

I felt the silver phone vibrate, looked at caller ID and sure enough it said Nessie, before it had time to ring I had the phone up to my ear.

"Nessie, you sure you have everything? We won't be back for a few weeks." I heard her sigh before she started to talk.

"Yes mom, I have everything. Don't worry I know the rules and Alice will tell you if I plan at having sex with Jake." She said in her high soprano, I heard Jake try to take to phone from her, sounded like they were fighting over the phone now. Though she said that Alice was watching out for her, I doubt it. She couldn't see half being like Nessie and Jake. This was not a comforting thought for me, and one of the other many reasons Edward wasn't too keen on the idea.

I heard the phone hit the ground. The signal went dead. My daughter, have sex with a dog. I cringed at the thought.

I looked to the floor and saw the suitcase full of clothes, after my honeymoon, I decided that Alice wasn't going to pack for me again. I don't know what she was thinking then, so in exchange for not letting her pack I was forced into going shopping, mostly out of guilt.

I felt Edward's lips brush against the base of my throat, his hands going around my waist now I turned around to meet his lips with my own. It was hard to think about anything but us, but I've gotten better after a few years, when I first changed to this life it was hard to think about anything but being with Edward.

I pulled away too soon, he knew this and so did I, but we had to meet Alice and Esme back at the house. We all don't fit in one car so I promised I would ride in the "girl's car," in other words Alice's porche.

"Love, they can wait." Edward told me with my favorite cricked smile.

"Oh yes! Then Alice will come here. What would you rather have happen?" He was sulking a bit, I had to laugh at that, it seems this happened a lot now; we couldn't stay in our room all day could we? "I will see you when we get to the air port. Promise," I got up on my tip-toes and gave him a quick kiss before grabbing my bag and leaving.

Without fail Alice was already thinking I was late. She was pacing back and forth by the river and giving me her death stare. I didn't find it to threatening seeing as she was short and very pixie like.

"Bella," She sighed as I finally jumped over the river. "You're late! You told me that you would be here on time, and then of course I didn't see that you were going to be late because those stupid dogs! You just HAD to call her didn't you? She's fine, Bella you are such a worry wart!" She was spazzing, her arms going everywhere as we packed the back of her car with our luggage.

"I know, it's just that I hate being away from her." I told her.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I know, you'll miss her, oh so help me god! If you ruin my vacation I swear I'm going to need stress relief, that way I'll take you shopping! Do you get it?" Yup, she was defiantly mad about the whole being late thing. "ROSE! You can NOT take all four of those bags – you are not the only person going! I need space for my clothes too you know!"

I didn't hear or see Rose coming, but that's Alice, you're planning on skipping the trip? She knows. You're planning on spending the whole time with you're husband? Nope, she plans activities. She knows, so don't bother. Stupid future seeing pixie vampire!

I know, I know, it was boring. I needed to get this intro stuff out of the way. Please don't give up on it. I'll try to have another chapter out either today or tomorrow. Please, please review. It's short too, sorry.