Empty-eyes: BEWAR3!!THIS IS A COLLABORATION FANFIC BY TWO CRAZY PEOPLE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Dee:Ummmmz..the keyboard iz messed up so sorry for mistakes. Stupid sidebar…
Empty-eyes: We made this specifically for people who wanted to blow off some steam, so if at the end you aren't too busy laughing, feel free to flame. The more flames (and reviews), the more chapters!
Dee: I'll say the disclaimer: Empty-eyed Dreamer and her friend Dee do not own Tokyo Mew-Mew, the Jo'bros, Linkin Park, or anything else in this fanfic.
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Ichigo jumped onto a purple kangaroo and danced with potato salad. Suddenly, an annoying screech came out from nowhere. Who was it? Arkn, Mark's evil twin. "Oh noes! Iz Arkn! He may try to hook me up with Mark!!...wait…..isn't his name Masaya? Oh wellz!" Ichigo ran to the nearest bar and ordered a martini with a cute little umbrella. "Wherz that strawberry-whutevarhernameis-?" Arkn's loud belch echoed throughout the bar. He stumbled over to the jukebox and started to beat it in blind druken rage. "RAWR!! I be hatin the Jon-ass brothers!!" Ichigo heard what Arkn said. "That's not the jo-bros, stupit!! That be Linkin Park! They sound nothing alike!". She proceeded to throw pointy things at him. Suddenly Mark jumped into the bar wearing a sombrero screaming "You guys r killin da environment!" But then he collapsed due to the broken glass jabbed into his head from jumping through the window. "WOoT!" screamed Ichigo, pumping her fist into the air. "I'm FREEEEEE!!!"
She started to stomp on Marks almost-dead body. Randomly, Keiichiro appeared with tiny, grenade-shaped shot glasses. "To the defeat of the Evil McRawrsons army!". "Yeah!" said Ichigo, who was apparently doing the runningman. "Whuz aboot meeeezzz?????" Arkn (who also now had glass jabbed into several parts of his body) whinned like a little Chihuahua. "Ohhhhhz…ummmmz…" "You can be our mascot"! Keiichiro finished Ichigo's sentence with a creepily uppity tone. " I'm afraid I can't allow that ." Masha appeared. Except he was really mucscley and was probably a mercenary. He took out the "mew-mew ultra-anihlator explosive killing kiss" gun and blew up everyone who wasn't cool. Then randomly the uncool Kish appeared.
"Heys guyz, whuz up? I brought Twister…" Kish said only to be blasted with the mew anihator that actually just contained hot sauce. "No, go away. This is a free-form jazz dance party only." said Ichigo. "How convenient!" Kish started to dance un-kooly. "Fo shame! You are a crappy dancer! No cookies for you!" everyone started to beat him with sponges. "YEEKK!!" he warped away with a flurry of pancakes. "YAY! Pancakes!!!" screamed Ichigo. "Pfft. Pancakes are no food for one such as I. Crepes are what real men eat." Masha laughed. " And I enjoy in partaking in a feast of brains!" Keiichiro stated with more creepiness than ever. "Ewwww, bookworm." Mint said with the other three mews in tow. (except Berry cuz she "mysteriously" fell off a balcony with spikes below.) Just as this was narrated, Ryou shifted his eyes to both sides. Oh, btw Ryou just arrived wearing a tuxedo and feeling over-dressed. "Ryou, you look like you're feeling over-dressed." Meowed Ichigo. "How about you shut up?" Ryou groweled. "Kiss me you fool!" "Okai."
And Ichigo and Ryou ran into the sunset, where they were burned almost to being dead because that happens when you run into the sun. "Tch. I was more rich and popular then them anyways." Mint said as they were both taken away to the hospital. " Ima back you fools with more mew mew vengeance than evar!!!!" A long-haired-and obviously very angry- mew named Berry stormed into the party. "Oh crap." Ryou managed to get out through his injured lips. "I SEE YOU!!!!" Berry yelled a blood-chilling scream at Ryou and Ichigo as they were being carried off into an ambulance withy a smiley face on it. Just As the ambulance started to drive away, Berry clinged onto it from the back handle. On the inside of the ambulance, Ichigo was staring out the window thinking something along the lines of"Omgz, I think my feet are still on fire and tacos are awesum" when suddenly a bloody hand wiped across the window.
"OMFGZ RYOU!! There be something out there!" Ichigo whimpered. "Don't be stupid, stupid. Theres nothing out there." Said nurse Pie. "Now why don't you relax while I stick pointy things into you.". Meanwhile, Berry was ripping away parts of the ambulance with her teeth (drink milk, kids!). Just as she was just bout done ripping most of the ambulance into shreds, a giant eagle swooped down with a axe in its talons. "SWARRRKKAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *Mixture of eagles swarks and a random pedestrian's cries.* That was a close one! Berry thought to herself in a deep man's voice. Just then a dark figure loomed above Berry from the sky. It was…another giant eagle!? *Swoop* the eagle picked up nurse Pie and probably went to go feed him to her babies. Then, from the wreckage of the ambulance came……..DOOMCHIGO, the morphed form of Ichigo that appears only when there are ambulances, metal-eating teenagers, and axe-wielding eagles in the vicinity.
"ROAARRGGG-ith!" The ferocious sounds of doomchigo resounded into the distance and into the ears of……..omg the blue knight!? "I'm here to save Ichigo…" He stated until he gaze rested upon doomchigo. "Ewwwwiez! When did she get so fat?" And with that, he left in a flurry of sparkles and fairy dust cuz that's totally what he would do. "Who was that?" Lettuce said with a light blush forming on her cheeks. And then the blush grew into a fatal case of scarlette fever. "Wellp, Lettuce is pretty dead." Stated Keichiro cheerfully. "I don't suppose anyone is going to want to eat her brains..mm-hm-hm-hm?" When no one responded he…umm..ate her…..brains……..and then also died from scarlette fever. Everyone was silent. "Sooo….now what, na-no-da?" asked Pudding.
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Empty-eyes: Well that was WEIRD.
Dee: Yep. We probably shouldn't have let ourselves be influenced by those commercials………….
Empty-eyes:…ummm…review (or flame) lest we have to sick the axe-wielding eagles on you *___*
Dee: ^__^;