Shadic: So here we are, MarioFireRed, ShadisticArchangel, and destroyerdestroyerdestroyer, collaborating an idea he came up with, and I built on, and Des for extra humor, ideas, and progression. It's a story to make fun of RavenxAisha, so don't read if you will get offended. My first collab with other Elsword authors. He and she will handle the humor, I'll take the other stuff.
Mario: Indeed we are, my first collab with a writer who can be as sadistic as I can in horror stories and a writer who shoots through the roof with comedy. Now this is really based on the idea if Raven's arm and Aisha's love started to grow and develop (mainly the arm) BEFORE their 2nd job classes, so yeah.
Shadic: I prefer the term...Shadistic. And yeah, no freaking 9 year difference between RF and VP or BM and EM (Masters pairing).
Mario: Shadistic? More like SADistic.
Shadic: OH IT'S ON NOW! -strangles Fire- Wait, you're sad-istic too.
Mario: What you never read Red Stained Knight and Agonizing Hell? Heard I gave people some pretty cool nightmares with Elsword and Chloe's shits XD
Shadic: Whoa, dat language. Anyways, read PowerShard, and enjoy this story! :DD
Mario: Oh yeah one more thing, we're making this episodic. Basically the chapters are split into episodes and may or may not connect to one another. With that enjoy the pervertedness of Raven's Arm and the consequences Raven faces because of it :D!
Raven: W-what? You're making me a Pedophile?!
Aisha: WHY MEEEEEE
Rena: -giggles-
Elsword: Just don't use Hypersonicstab, if you know what I mean ;D
Des: *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
Eve: -slaps Elsword- Please, you'd use Armageddon Blade and Rising Slash if you could...
Chung: -sips tea- Quite.
-Classes-
Elsword: Base (Knight) (13)
Aisha: Base (Magician) (15)
Rena: Base (Ranger) (?)
Raven: Base (Taker) (24)
Eve: Base (AnotherCode) (?)
Chung: Base (Guardian) (13)
That Cursed Arm
Chapter 1: It's not my fault I swear!
This chapter made by MarioFireRed, tweaked by ShadisticArchangel and destroyerdestroyerdestroyer
Raven's POV
"Tch, you kids really think you can defeat me?" I, the leader of the Black Crow Mercenaries, loomed over the three exhausted aforementioned kids unharmed whilst twirling my blade. The wind blew ominously as we stood on the deck of my prideful Black Crow airship. My men, the other mercenaries in full black suits, surrounded them with their weapons.
"Stop...killing people Raven!" The elf woman desperately begged me; I refused to listen to any being who resembles my dead Seris. All her blabbing on "killing is bad" and "humans shouldn't be treated like this" just goes in one ear and out the other. It was humans who betrayed me in the beginning. And according to me; they are getting what they deserve, those ruthless beasts.
"Like...hell...he'll listen!" The little red brat, Elsword he calls himself, propped himself up with his club he calls a sword. He tried so hard to act all heroic but one Power Assault was enough to knock him right down to the dirt. I loomed over him with my blade to finish him off when a certain purple-haired girl caught my attention.
"D-Don't do it Raven!" Suddenly my arm reacted upon the young girl's voice, I wonder why that is. Heeding my Nasod arm's will, I walked over to the female magician on the ground staring at me terrified. Her purple hair in a sort of bob-cut with pom poms for bangs, her lavender fearful eyes, and her purple frilly dress. Upon seeing the dress my arm took on a mind of it's own and started lunging. Immediately both the girl and I were horrified at what my uncontrollable arm is trying to do. Unfortunately for us my men started to cheer and nosebleed as they took out their cameras for a shot of the girl's panties. Aisha's face turned as red as Elsword's hair.
No...you mustn't! She's too young! I mentally pleaded with my arm at the supposed 15 year old girl. Unfortunately it failed to listen as the girl slowly inched away from it trying to lift up her dress. "No...No...No..." Both of us unexpectedly muttered in unison. To both our horrors, the arm flipped up her skirt and started feeling her...her...her...
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAVEN BAD TOUCH!" Aisha, I think that's her name thanks to that elf, couldn't stop panting and tried desperately to pry my Nasod arm from her underwear as I did the same thing. I used my human arm in an attempt to pull it away but to no avail, I think I can hear the arm motor up in lust.
"R-RAVEN YOU SICK PERVERT! GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HER!" The elf, Rena she calls herself, called out with newfound strength. The little crimson boy Elsword didn't say anything, only look on in contained fury as he started to glow a red aura around him. This must be the legendary Way of the Sword: Aura of Destruction...well I'm screwed.
"I-I'M TRYING DAMMIT!" Forgetting our statuses as enemies, I pleaded the two (still exhausted) kids to help pry my arm off. I couldn't stand the sight of this, this innocent young girl being violated by my arm against both of our wills. Finally when both she and the arm couldn't take it anymore I threatened to slice off the latter with my blade. Fortunately it finally let go and the magician, appropriately, felt as if she'd just been raped.
"CUT!" Chung brought us away from the scene. I almost forgot, we were trying to re-enact bits of our journey from Elrios to pass the time. I can tell from his unseen eyes under his bowl cut that he was pissed. "Raven...what happened there?"
"Yes Mr. Raven what happened?!" One of the shameful extras who dressed up as my men used me as a scapegoat despite him and all the others taking pictures of a minor.
"Yeah...I'd like to know to." Elsword glared at me while comforting the petrified Aisha.
"W-Well my arm...it just-"
*SLAP* Eve, the queen of Nasods and the one in charge of scenery, slapped me with no mercy. "Tch, must I fix your arm AGAIN Raven?! That's the third time it happened this week!"
"Hey!" I felt offended by this, though they did have an appropriate reaction to my arm's behavior. Aisha did go through therapy twice this week already, and we all hoped it wouldn't have to go further than that. "It's not like I have a way to shut off my arm!" With that I excused myself from the studio and into my dress room. Chung couldn't find anything else to film in our new movie without me so he sent the others to their dress rooms as well.
"WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU!" I prompted to yell at my Nasod Arm. Unfortunately for me it has tastes for purple-haired magician lolicons.
The arm proceeded to backhand me and fondle with the Aisha picture it keeps in it's shrine.
"STOP THAT!" I used my right human arm to pull the picture away from it. It suddenly lunged for my throat, obviously extremely fond of that picture. Choking me for several moments, I finally gave up and handed it back the picture. Damn it and it's liking of that picture of Aisha in a two piece frilly bikini. How did it even get that picture in the first place?!
I sighed and relaxed in bed (though I couldn't get any nap time thanks to that damn arm's constant lustful noises, great I think they need to make special Aisha "toys" now to quench it's desires). Damn it all! Why can't my arm share the same tastes in women as me, such as that lovely Rena!
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* The arm reacted in fear and threw the Aisha picture under the bed. Once again I lectured it to behave itself, especially if a certain magician appeared, and proceeded towards the person outside the door. "Comin- GUAH!" Right as my right arm reached for the doorknob, the person kicked the door open and knocked me on the floor as a result.
Groaning in pain I looked up at the figure. "Hey what's the big deal?!" Elsword loomed over me with an even greater red aura (cue me crapping my pants in fear right now) and sent me a death glare.
"Raven..." He took out the items he held behind his back: a whip, some rope, handcuffs, and duct tape.
I paled at the sight of them. "Elsword...you don't mean..." Suddenly he lunged on top of me.
Okay here's the good news and the bad news. The good news is that, thank god, he isn't trying to rape me because both of our clothes are still on. Unfortunately the bad news is how he used the four items. First he latched the whip on my Nasod Arm and unsuccessfully pulled it out of it's socket (not to mention EXTREME pain for me and the pervert). Next with the rope he tied the arm against me so it wouldn't try anything to Aisha. Third he cuffed my right wrist and his left wrist together, as to stop me in front just in case my arm goes rampant again. And finally the duct tape to seal the arm into a fist so it won't grope the magician.
"Ugh!" I slightly cried out in pain from the lack of comfort the rope bound me in and glared at Elsword, who seemed pleased. "Was this really necessary?"
His eyes grew dark. "Yes it is Raven." I heard the unsheathing of a sword as Elsword's is held against my throat. "Now if you or your arm try to make a move on her one more time..." Steel made contact with my throat, causing me to gulp in fear. "...I won't hesitate to make you suffer."
"G-Got it!" Despite being a full 11 years younger, the swordsman didn't cease to terrify me when the topic involves protecting the young magician, even though she was 2 years older than he.
"Come on then slave." Elsword tugged at the rope. "We need to get back to the studio and take control of the camera. We're in the scene where the girls attempt to make Chung comfortable in the Elgang while we were training."
"Heh, that should be a lovely scene for Chung and his harem. But, even though you have me at your will, I will not tolerate you calling me a slave..." I drew the line.
"Alright then, servant" I clenched my human fist and gritted my teeth. "Come after me." I reluctantly followed Elsword back to the studio, the handcuffs clanging together constantly in metal-on-metal action. Much to my repressed embarrassment and Elsword's unflinching satisfaction, everyone back at the place were either shocked, laughing (Chung and the boys), or blushing intently (the girls)..
"E-E-Elsword...what is this?!" Aisha couldn't help but ask, despite being relieved that my arm was tied up.
"He didn't want to listen when he groped you so I punished him." He stared at me with glinting eyes and a cat smirk. Damn it Elsword! Now you made them think we're in THAT kind of relationship. (Fangirls rip your hearts out)
"Wait, me or my arm? I sure as hell did nothing wrong to deserve this!" I retorted back at him.
"Both should be fine." Eve fixed her bikini top and agreed.
I scoffed. "Please, Eve, you may be the Queen of Nasods, but that doesn't mean I have undivided respect for you." I took a gander at her clothes again and to the other girls. Bikinis? Oh no...was I mistaken? Are we filming the bit where Chung and the girls played volleyball while Elsword and I went away for drinks? I saw Aisha nearby fixing up the setting. Sand, volleyballs, nets, etc.
In my fear the arm started to react and the magician proceeded to cry in fear. "Hah, don't worry Aisha! I'm tied up to Raven and his arm is bound to him, there's no way it can harass you now!" Elsword boasted, leaving his girlfriend to sigh in relief and continue working.
"*sniff* Do you guys smell something burning?" Rena asked wafting her nose, blissfully unaware that I snuck a look (She's wearing a two-piece... and a man has his urges!).
"I believe you're right, I'm feeling kind of sweaty..."
"You're just tied to the rope that's all Raven." Elsword reassured me. "Now come on..." His handcuffs dragged me along. "...time to start filming."
Searing pain flooded over me as I glanced curiously at my Nasod arm. To my horror, as Eve pointed out, the hand is BURNING the duct tape into ashes and, with it's sharp claws for fingers, cut through the rope.
*STOMP* "YEOWW!" Elsword stomped on my foot to prevent my arm to fulfill it's urges at the bikini-clad Aisha (Why oh WHY did she have to wear the same bikini as that photo...). I silently thanked him as we were still handcuffed together...until my arm generated a fireball small enough to burn the chains keeping the two cuffs in unison. "M-Maximum Cannon?!" I recognized the name of the attack too late, now the arm lunged for Aisha's rear and my rampaging legs couldn't stop it.
"AISHA!" I yelled out a warning for her as the magician turned around. The arm then redirected itself for her...chest. Aisha's eyes cried in fear as I horrifyingly called out to her. "RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Heeding my warning to just BARELY missing my groping arm, Aisha kept teleporting away from me as my Nasod arm kept clenching and unclenching in lust for her...I don't know anymore; It just wants to feel her all over!
"RAVEN! CONTROL YOUR FREAKING ARM!" I turned around to see the Guardian of Hamel facing directly at me with a creepily blank expression on his face as he hair covered his eyes, reloading his Destroyer cannon with ammo.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT CHUNG I SWEAR!" Thanks to my pervert of an arm, we spent the rest of the day tying down and keeping my arm in control (but not before it fondled with Aisha's chest for a good two minutes before being taken off).
Mario: Alright I'm done for chapter 1! Shadic and Des what did you two think of the arm's shenanigans?
Shadic: Well, I'm going to pretty much do a quick review. Humor gets a 11/10. But when you had Elsword like, almost killing Raven, I was going to kill you (Raven's my favorite character IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL)
Des: Hm. Every perverted arm has a backstory..I just wonder how the arm fell in love. This could be such a forbidden-love sob-story, ARMXAISHA. THE AGONY. THE ANGST THE-
Mario: Heh heh, well Shadic he's just very protective of Aisha (Aisha's my favorite character BY THE WAY!).
Shadic: Oh yeah, you can keep her. Man if I was in here...
'Hey brothe- Okay, looks like you're busy groping Elsword's girl, I'll just go call him. See you later'
Pretty much all I'd write.
Des: DON'T PIN THINGS ON RAVEN, IT WAS THE ARM'S FAULT. QQ
Mario: Alright folks that's the end of chapter one of this episodic series, Shadic's doing Chapter 2 now so watch out for that!
Shadic: Even though it's on his profile. But yeah, I'll work on it as I work on Power Shard, but seriously. DAT NASOD ARM IS A GODDAMN PLAYER! Plus, where's the Elgang in this author's note?
Raven: ...RIGHT HERE BROTHER! WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME IN MY TIME OF NEED?!
Shadic: I'm the younger sibling, sure by only a month or two. But get over it, my nasod arm is well-programmed. Your prototype SUCKS AT CONTROLLING ITSELF.
Aisha: Hau Hau... I got raped D:
Elsword: ...Raven...I'm going to kill you.
Shadic: If there's anyone to kill. -shoves Fire into Aisha- It's this guy -lets go and runs
away-
Mario: Wait you're running away? You trying to tell me something Shadic?
Eve: Raven, I will look at your arm for the last time. Rena, take her to therapy with Echo...again
Rena: *Sigh* Fine, c'mon Aisha you know the drill.
Chung: …
Mario: Any last thoughts Des?
Des: I'm ashamed that i'm looking at so many things inappropriately now...
Authors: Be on the lookout for Chapter 2! Hope you enjoyed!