As he sat there in his tree, Aragorn pondered.

"Why am I in a frickin tree?"

But that's not the point here. The point is, as he continued looking down from his tree, he saw something very strange.

It was Legolas.or was it? This Elf had a fro and lime-green bellbottoms with high white platform shoes with little holes in the middle. He also had a strange white tuxedo with huge ruffles.

"Hey!" Called Aragorn. He hopped down to face Legolas. He thought for a moment, thinking of the most gentle way to put this.

"What the fuck happened to you?"

It was then Aragorn realized the Elf was also wearing HUGE perfectly round sunglasses of a deep purple.

"Yo, my brother, peace," Legolas said with a stoned-sounding accent. He put up two fingers, giving Aragorn the "peace" sign.

"I'm not your brother, what's wrong with you, man?" Aragorn said.

"Oh, but we are all brothas, cept for the chicks, they are our sistahs."

"So when you screw them, does that make you perverted or something?"

"My brothah! Do not think so harshly of us, man!"

"Okay, this is getting a little too weird." Aragorn was backing up slowly.

"Okay, Peace Out my man!" Legolas again gave the peace sign and walked away.

Aragorn got back up into his tree and continued pondering:

"What the hell was that?"

It was then he saw ANOTHER strange sight.

Faramir was serenely walking through the forest, wearing a white robe with a huge cross on it.