Aragorn had just showed up with Gandalf asking if Thranduil's people would hold Gollum for a while. Legolas looked uncertainly at the creautre and then hugged him, disgustedly. "Legolas! I mean hold him prisoner!" Aragorn said. The Prince looked relieved and let go of the filthy creature. So yadda yadda ya, they left, leaving Gollum in Mirkwood's care. It was Legolas' turn to watch over him, so he stepped into the cell where Gollum was kept and sat down. Gollum immediately scrambled away from him. "You stay away from me!" he said, expecting another hug from the Elf. "Relax, Baldy, I'm only here because I have to be," Legolas said, eyeing the lack of hair this creature had. Gollum involuntarily put a hand to his head. He then grabbed a few of Legolas' golden strands and yanked. "OWW!" The Elf Prince cried. Gollum laughed, a rather disgusting sound really...think Donald Duck with pnemonia. Legolas slapped Gollum. "It's not funny!" He then noticed how dry this thing's skin was. "Dude," he said. "Do you like EVER use moisturizer?" "Moisturizer?" the thing repeated. "You know," said Legolas, looking at Gollum in a new light. "Neutrogina? Heavenly Scents? Body Clear?" Gollum looked blank. Legolas was excited. "Stay right here!" he almost squealed. "I have JUST the thing!" Gollum waited a while until Legolas, skipping, came back with a box of beauty supplies. The creature Gollum stared stupified at the box's contents. "Okay," said Legolas, sounding like Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. "First, we'll put a dab of Neutrogina lotion on your face," he said, conentraiting on his project. "Kay. Now, a bit of lip-balm..." Gollum was too befuddled to stop this crazy Elf. What was he doing? "Alrighty..." Legolas was getting really excited and was really happy, he loved makeovers. "Bit of blush..."

And so it continued until minutes turned into hours. Gollum indeed was feeling a bit better at the sight of Legolas smiling at him every time the Elf looked at him. Finally, Legolas stopped. The Elf gasped in delight. "Mission TOTALLY accomplished!" he sqealed with glee. He got out a mirror and showed Gollum. Gollum slowly took a peek at the new him. His hands went to his face... "I'm...pretty!" It was then he hugged Legolas. They clasped hands and burst out in a chorus of "I Feel Pretty". And with Gollum's singing voice, it wasn't exactly a chorus of Angels... "OMG!" Legolas said when they had finished. "Gollum you look TOTALLY amazing!" "I know," he giggled. They then started up another round of their previous song as they danced around the room.