Sweet Dreams Or Not

by Neil Patty Harris

A certain Raymond Beech is having trouble sleeping. And because of a girl! Thinking too much about Yamada there, Beech, don't ya think?

12:03am

I can't sleep. She's all I'm thinking about again.

12:17am

She's evil. Evil, I tell you.

12:24am

I hate her.

12:32am

I could never hate her.

12:56am

She's a life ruiner.

A perfect girl.

Who can hold her fight.

And smile real nice.

1:07am

I really do hate her.

1:09am

But then again, I lie a lot.