A/N: I really should be working on Time's Gone By, but I got bored, I'll go back to it eventually, I think. It's not like anyone cared anyways, except for Madison, but she's fine as long as I write anything. So here is What Would he Want With Me
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Why does he insist on staring at me? All I'm trying to do is study, minding my own business. And he sits in the opposite corner of the common room with the infamous Marauders and watches me. I'm not even all that interesting!
This is James Potter we're talking about, the same James Potter who's dating a different girl each week. And all of them are gorgeous, popular, perfect and talented.
So what would he want with me? I'm e: none of the above. If anything I'm the most boring girl on the face of the earth. And I hate it. It shouldn't bother me, it's just James Potter. Only the hottest guy in the school. Of course he's also the most arrogant, full of himself, and the most annoying, but still the hottest.
So what would he want with me? It's not like I'm even remotely pretty. Having bright red thick hair isn't bad enough, oh no. I'm also cursed with bright green eyes, which makes it look as though I'm celebrating Christmas all year round. Not only that though, I have to be at least 6 inches shorter than the third years! And they're 2 years younger than me! That's not all, I'm flat, completely flat. Which doesn't help my boy less situation.
So what a boy like James Potter wants with me, I don't even want to think about. He is exactly the opposite of me, if I was night, he'd be day. He is the most popular guy in school, whom everyone loves (with the exception of me). Have I mentioned that I have a total of one friend, compared to James Potter's one million.
He's not just popular, he's also the start of the Quittich team, which may be part of his belief that the universe revolves around him. James Potter, unlike me, has luck, meaning he's gorgeous too. Dark brown, not curly, but messy, which seems to get worse as the day goes by, partly him fault for running his hand through it all day long, or at least whenever I see him. His hazel grey eyes, of course make him look hotter, not like a Christmas tree.
And to complete the perfect body he's got a six pack. A six pack! Of all the unfair things this is the most. It's not like I could help looking, he and Sirius walk around in their boxers. Sirius isn't without a hot body either. And he's kind of a funny arrogant guy, instead of an annoying arrogant guy. Sirius and I can have a conversation without it turning into a shouting match, something James and I have yet to accomplish.
Maybe I should explain what I'm doing. My one friend, Anna (well maybe Remus would count, we're prefects together and he's not a bad guy, and Sirius and I are acquaintances if not friends) she thinks a diary will help 'relieve my stress'.
I'm not a mean person really, James Potter just gets me worked up. Although, if he wasn't so full of himself, we could probably be friends. We're really alike in a some ways. We're both on top of the class and extremely stubborn (although only I'll admit it) but that's about as far as the similarities go.
Back to Anna though, she says if I take my anger out in here, then I'll learn to control my temper. I'm not sure it's going to work, but she made me promise to try. You're a book though, you don't have feelings. It's kind of weird, talking to a book. I swear, Anna's going to be a psychiatrist when she's older, she already is actually. But she grew up in the wizarding world, so she has no idea what I'm talking about when I mention it.
Anna wants to say something, or write something, or whatever.
Hey, Anna here, I think this is going to work great. She's sitting there watching me trying to figure out what I'm writing. I also want to point out how obvious it is that Lily likes James.
Ignore the above. Anna is on acid and has no idea what she's writing. She wants to write more, but I forbid it. Oh God, now she wants to make a list, A LIST of why James Potter and I would make a cute couple. Ugh, I'm pretty sure that's an insult.
I'm back again, of course not really with Lily's permission, but oh well. She doesn't like the list idea, I don't know why, so I'm going to anyways.
Why Lily and James Would Make a Cute Couple:
1. They both have dark hair- if they ever had kids they'd be adorable.
Ew, Anna, I can't believe you'd even THINK that. Me and James Potter! Having children! Ugh
2. The way he looks at her- come on Lily, it's so cute, he sits there and watches you.
ANNA! I can't believe you'd say that! It's so annoying!
3. The way they fight- again, extremely cute. And if you were together than you could make up, and making up is more fun than fighting.
It is so not cute when we fight!
4. They both have top marks- the top two students in our year so if the other needed help it'd be easy to give.
Let me get this straight, I'm going to go out with him because of homework?
5. The rivalry- it's so cute when a couple can compete with each other.
That should so not count as a reason.
6. They both have pale skin- him because of his dark hair and you because you're always inside.
That's not why, I'm Irish! Irish people don't tan.
7. Opposites attract- it's a proven fact.
Remind me never to let you touch this again.
8. They both love each other- admit it Lily, you like him.
That's it, list is done!
Oh well, I'd run out of reasons any way.
I do not like James Potter. I don't!
And he's still staring at me.
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A/N: wow, that's really short, sorry. I promise the next one will be longer. If there is a next one. So does it deserve to be continued or is it crap? Until next time…
-Gretch
