AUTHOR: Kelso
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Grave
FEEDBACK: welcome, but if you tell me I should have used my spellchecker, I will be very disappointed in you. ;) kelso28@excite.com
SUMMARY: Parody of those stories where Spike comes back and Buffy immediately falls into his arms. DELIBERATELY BAD.
DISTRIBUTION: anywhere
WEBSITE: http://www.geocities.com/kelso28a
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon.
NOTES: In less than a week, I have already read one too many "Grave" followups in which Spike and Buffy make up practically the minute he returns, and of course live happily ever after. I can't imagine suffering through a whole summer of those things, but I know I will. So I wrote this little piece to vent a bit. It is meant to be awful.
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Buffy + Spike Forever!!!
I was soooo excited when i saw the season finale, now Buffy & Spike can get back togther becuz he has a soul. I was so excited i just had to write this story, it only took me 5 minutes!!! I never wrote a story so fast b4. Oh yeah I didnt' use a betareader. BUFFY+SPIKE RULE!!!!!
Spike was a vampire with blonde hair that was in love with Buffy the VAmpire Slayer. Buffy the Vampire Slayer who's rael name was Elizabeth Ann Sommers loved Spike to but she was in a river called Denial so she beat spike up in stead of loving him.
Spike got mad and went to Arfrica, he told the african demon he wantedto deserve Buffy, the African demon made Spike Fight. when Spike won he got his soul back. Spike liked his sole & he ran home 2 Sunny Dale to show it 2 Buffy/
"Buffy I'm back' said SPike with a big box of heat shaped chocolates."I love you and I went to Africa to get a soul for you."
"What about you're past, u love another women" said Buffy.
'You loved too other men" said Spike "that is worse".
Druscila was a female vampiress from Spikes past, he lived with her for about a century or two but he never liked her much,
Reilley was Buffys' human boyfriend who let's vampires suck him & Buffy reched when she found out becuz of Spike.
Buffy had another bf to before Reilley, he was a shitty bf who was evil and mean to her so just forget about him.
"That is not importent" said bUffy "we love each other now and that is what really counts, we can be together for ever becuz of you're soul. I feel like I have loved you my hole life."
"Me to" said Spike "BTW I am human now to, feel."
Buffy fe;t Spike and Spike was throbing like a human heart.
"Spike I am sooooooo glad u r human now" said Buffy. "Do u supose if we had sex and u r completly happy you will loose you're soul" said BUffy.
"How do we make me completly happy" said Spike.
"You have to have sex with me" said Buffy.
"OK" Said Spike.
They went upstairs and found out Spike still had /a soul.
Buffy's baby sister Dawn who all she ussually did was wine walks in on them kissing in a bed eating chocolate. "OMG Buffy!!!!!!" She yells."What are yoou doiong in bed with spike!!!!!!!!"
I love him + he loves me, deal with it" said Buffy.
"What about Angel?" Said Dawn
"who is Angel?" Said Buffy.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pleaz give me feedback! If you don't give me fb Iwill never rite again. More fb meanz more chapters like maybe Buffy & Spike have a baby together or something!!!! Pleaz pleaz pleaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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