This story is based on a comic made by my friend, which is based on some movies on the internet by crazy Boris, called final fantasy Gil quest and final fantasy fugitive. Enjoy.
Ahh, life is good Tonberry thought. Relaxing here, doing nothing, letting cactuar cook the dinner-beeb!beeb!beeb!beeb!beeb!beeb! Wait let CACTUAR cook!
Tonberry quickly ran to the kitchen (which wasn't very fast) and screamed "CACTUAR!"
"What" Cactuar asked, not noticing that smoke was coming off the stove.
"The stoves on fire!" Tonberry screamed.
Cactuar who was holding Tonberry's knife dropped it and it landed in Cactuar's back.
"And so are you" Tonberry laughed.
"Arrggghhh" Cactuar screamed.
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No thanks to the flaming cactuar, Tonberry (and unfortunately Cactuar) managed to escape the flaming BRICK house, which was STEEL framed.
"Hey Tonberry, you forgot your night light".
"My lantern! I forgot my lantern!" Tonberry cried (literally).
"I have some good news! I got a spike cut," Cactuar said pointing to his burnt spikes. "Oh, and I have your knife".
"My knife!" Tonberry jumped for joy.
"But it melted to me".
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (puff pant) nooooooooooooooooooohohohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Tonberry screamed as he fell to his knees.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (puff pant) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Tonberry wailed. Cactuar held his head.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, I'm done. Wait, no I'm not nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, now I'm done.
"Is it over?" Cactuar asked.
"Yes".
"Phew".
"Hey I know where we can stay!" Cactuar said with a grin. "We can stay at my dad's!"
"And where does he live?" Tonberry asked, back to his usual self.
"The place where they eat those" Cactuar said pointing to a snail.
"You mean France?"
"Yep"
"We're not going"
"Aww but they sell knives and lanterns for like 5 cents each"
"Pack what's left of my stuff"
"Okay"
That's chapter one. Hope you like it.