Trapped with your Nightmares
Summary: What happens when Saïx and Demyx find an old house in Halloween Town and accidentally get trapped in it?
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts!
My first attempt to write something at least a bit funny. I hope you enjoy it.
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Aah, Castle Oblivion. So peaceful, so out of touch with reality. There are no sounds, no noises, just the empty halls filled with silence. Seriously, there is nothing like this beautiful harmony--
"You cannot do this to me!!! Please, Superior, don't!!!" Oops, silence broke. It was Demyx who was clinging to his master's leg. The members that passed by couldn't help but stand there and look at that... weird scene. Saïx was also there, with his arms crossed, and constantly sighing. Boy, that was going to be a looong day. "W-What... happened?" Luxord asked to the woman leaning on the wall. "Oh, I dunno. It's fun to watch though." Larxene answered.
Just when even more members of the Organization started to gather, Xemnas ruthlessly whipped the blonde off his leg. "I said you are GOING with Number VII to Halloween Town! Now go!" The Luna Diviner shook his head and slowly walked out of the room, with a glare that made Roxas jump. "H-Hey! Wait for me!" The Melodious Nocturne said, running after the blue-haired.
Saïx made a portal appear and the two of them stepped through it, finding themselves in the Graveyard of Halloween Town. "So...uhm... hey Saïx, just what are we supposed to do?" the yellow-eyed stopped for a moment to look at Demyx amusingly. "Isn't it obvious? We irritate the kid." he continued walking. "Eeeeeek!!" again, The Luna Diviner halted, and stared at the green-eyed man hiding behind a grave. He looked at a skeleton hanging from the tree branch. "It's just a skeleton. God, is that even scary?"
They continued walking down the path that seemed to last forever. Man, last time Saïx was there, it didn't really seem so long. To tell the truth he never did explore the rest of the road.
"Look, IX. Maybe the Keyblade wielder is in that house." he pointed to a two story house, apparently abandoned, just at the end of the trail. "Why would he?" Demyx asked. "Are you questioning me, IX?!" Suddenly, it seemed like he was as twice as scary as Xemnas. "No Sir!! I mean VII!" A grin appeared on Saïx's face, and he approached the odd house. The green-eyed followed, trembling.
Slowly, the two walked into the first room, when the door closed by itself. "Aaaah!! Nooooo!" the blonde began tugging desperately on the doorknob. But then, to the disgrace of them both... the doorknob fell. Oh God, it fell, rolled around on the floor, until it fell through a deep hole in the wood.
... ... ... Thump.
The elder man clapped his hands for a while. "Good job, Demyx." he said sarcastically. Sighing he sat down on the couch of the room.
Demyx examined the room. There were a lot of holes on the walls and the floor, a door that probably led to the kitchen on the right, and a staircase in front of him.
A few hours passed, and the Melodious Nocturne was curled up in a ball in a corner. Still trembling, he hoped someone would save them both from that horrific place. Well, to tell the truth... poor Demyx was afraid of everything scary since he was a little kid. One night, which was Halloween night, his friends decided to pull a prank on him. They put all sorts of spooky stuff in his room while he was sleeping, even a plushie zombie was tucked beside him! Then, when he woke with the noise, he would've thought he was dead, seeing as even his friends were dressed up as crazy witches and werewolves. Also, he couldn't sleep for a week.
So, as a result, he is scared of those Halloween-themed-stuff even as a Nobody.
"Saïx, how many hours passed...?" the Luna Diviner eyed the other man. "Eight minutes to be precise." As a response, the blonde jaw-dropped. What?! It seemed like six hours were by or something! Eight minutes? Oh, god. That was going to be a long day.
"Saïx, I'm hungry!" Okay, now. The older man was getting slightly irritated. "So go see if there is something in the fridge." Obediently, and the yellow-eyed didn't really expect him to do so, Demyx got up and went through the door that led to the old kitchen.
Everything was messy. A wooden table with four chairs in the corner, the counters were all covered in dust, and the fridge... why did he get the feeling he shouldn't open it? Very slowly, step by step... his hand grabbed the door of the fridge... it opened...
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" the blue-haired practically jumped from his sitting position from hearing that scream. "IX?!" he yelled. He ran out of the kitchen clinging to the berserker's leg, similarly as he did to Xemnas. "God!!! There's some slimy, gross stuff in that refrigerator!!!" Ew. Best not to go check it out himself, Saïx thought. "Don't go near it. It might be alive." he said to the trembling man. This made Demyx even more scared and annoyed than he already was.
They both sat down again, waiting for something to happen. Just how long will they be trapped inside that place?
"Saïx, I gotta go!" the berserker's eye twitched. "Find the bathroom then." he answered, trying to stay calm. Shouldn't anyone be searching for them now? "But there might be an evil ghost there! Or another slimy thing!" "THEN DON'T GO!" Making him mad was very, very bad for your health. And the reason why Demyx didn't want to go with him, was exactly because of that.
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A/N: Short, as always. I am preparing the second chapter, I want your opinion. Constructive criticism always appreciated. Will Saïx survive Demyx's endless whining? Will they ever get out? Will Luxord ever be able to get rid of his weird British accent?! Find out in the next chapter.