Warning: This fiction was created by the twisted minds of Pepe Lepew and
Kinky Typo. Both of these writers have been notified as highly insane and
their stories have been labeled as "outrageously hilarious" and "highly
idiotic."
Beware: Characters in this story are entirely.umm.primitive and must be handled with caution. Nudity, profanities, exposure to stupidity, embarrassing sexual situations, saiyan mating calls and rituals, and a ton more of strange things will occur in this story.
Symptoms of Exposure: Outrageous outburst of uncontrollable laughter; laughter so hard that tearing of the eyes may occur. If these symptoms occur, stop reading, take a brake, then continue where you left off. ^ . ^
Disclaimer: Pepe and Typo hold no ownership of any Dragon Ball Z characters, except for Vegeta who's chained to our doghouse outside our home! ^_^ Just joking, we don't hold any ownership over anything other than the story line and the cardboard box we live in! Enjoy!!!
PLANET OF THE SAIYANS
Day One:
The sound of an alarm echoed through the silence of the space pod's bedroom. Bulma lazily began smacking the side table trying to find the damn alarm clock. She groaned not having any success in finding it, so she decided to roll over only to fall face first on the cold tile floor.
"Damn it," Bulma groaned as she hoisted herself up onto her knees. She began to pound her small fist on the alarm clock trying to shut it off but with no luck. As a last resort she ripped the clock from the bedside table and chucked it across the room. The sound of it smashing against the wall was like music to her ears.
"Silence is golden, I have been broken, safe in my own skin so nobody wins." Bulma began to sing to herself as she walked in the bathroom to apply a facial mask. She wrapped a white towel around her hair and began to apply the facial. She hummed to herself as she rubbed the green muck onto her face. 'Boy this trip into outer space has been so boring,' she sighed to herself as she walked back to her bed and lay down. 'There's nothing but stars, more stars, oh and guess what another star! Wow!' She said sarcastically in her mind.
Bulma stood back up and walked to the window to gaze out at the vast emptiness of space. She sighed again as she thought of how long she'd have to be out there for her "research". Just then something caught her eye. A small planet was in her line of sight.
"What? There isn't supposed to be a planet here. It's right in the way of my space pod and I got it on auto-pilot and." All of a sudden the space ship began to shake violently. Books and picture frames fell off the shelves, furniture toppled over and so did Bulma.
"AHHHHH.." Bulma managed to yell as her body collided with the floor. "Oh shit, this sucks monkey nuts!" She yelled as she quickly ran to the main computer.
"WARNING! WARNING! NOW ENTERING PLANETARY ATMOSPERE! PLEASE BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT AND HAVE A NICE DAY, THANK YOU!" The computer's voice repeated over and over again.
"OKAY! I GET THE MESSAGE YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW!!!" The angry blue haired human yelled as she pulled the sash to her robe closer to her body before she sat down into her pilot seat and buckled up.
"Mayday! Mayday! This is Blue Vixen reporting to headquarters! I'm going down on some strange planetary body!" Bulma pressed buttons on the keyboard. "It seems this planet has a breathable atmosphere, regular gravity, and stable living conditions! Please send rescue party as soon as possible!"
Right then the space ship jolted, violently sending Bulma backwards. Her head slammed against the back of the seat, sending her into blissful unconsciousness.
Bulma woke up with a jump. The sound of yelling echoed through the air. 'Yelling?' Bulma thought. She unbuckled her seat belt and stood on wobbly legs. She walked over to the pod door and stood with her ear pressed against the cool metal.
What seemed like yelling a moment ago now was grunts of uh's and ah's. Bulma could hear feet slamming against the ground and then all of a sudden heard the sound of two bodies colliding together. 'Where the hell am I? What the hell is making all that noise?' She thought as more grunts and groans were heard outside the pod. 'Well I'll never learn unless I go see, will I?'
Bulma pulled all the courage she could muster together and pushed the button to open the door. The door hissed open and steam floated out of the overheated joints. As the steam rose she looked out on a group of crouched over men wearing loincloths. She watched as their eyes grew large, and their mouths gaped opened.
"I come in peace." Bulma said as she gave them the peace sign. All of a sudden they broke out into mayhem. They screamed and ran in circles in crazed fear. Bulma winced when she watched two of the men slam into each other. 'They must not be that smart.'
Bulma shook her head in disbelief and a piece of facial mask peeled off. 'That's it! They don't recognize me as a human because I got this crap on my face.' She quickly ran into the pod to her bathroom and washed the mask off. When she reached the door again she noticed that they weren't there. 'Where did they go?'
Bulma walked down the metal ramp in her bare feet, her eyes wandered around her scenery. They were there; she could hear their grunts and snorts. She walked on the dirt of the small clearing that the space pod created. Bulma reached up and pulled the towel off her head and shook her blue hair free.
Grunts and gasps sifted out of the bushes and branches. Bulma turned her head to the directions of the noise to see the primitive men walk out of the woods. Some walked on four legs crouched over like apes, while others moved on two. Most of them were taller than a human all except one. He was around Bulma's size with black hair that seemed to defy gravity as it shot up like a flame. This one man seemed to be the leader since he walked in front of all the others.
The ape-men circled around Bulma. Their black eyes stared at her in awe though they kept crouched in an animalistic stance. Bulma pivoted on her heels, watching them closely. 'Maybe this wasn't a good idea at all to come out here.'
Finally the shorter man approached her cautiously; his eyes bore into hers. He stood tall in front of her, which in fact were only a couple inches taller than she was. Bulma looked away from his piercing stare, it was very unnerving. He began to make a small circle around her and stopped behind her to sniff her neck.
"What the hell are you doing?" Bulma growled as she felt his hot breath on her neck. He didn't answer, only continued to smell her. Bulma groaned in aggravation, this interrogation was really starting to piss her off. She was so caught up in her self-bitching that she screamed in surprise when she felt him lick her neck.
"Hey watch it buddy!" Bulma yelled as she swirled around to glare at the offending intruder. She was about to say more but she was cut off when she was dipped backwards. "What the." Bulma grumbled but then she felt her robe fall open and a hot tongue run over one of her nipples.
"AHHHH." She screamed as she slapped the man across the face. His eyes grew wide and he dropped her promptly. She fell on her butt and quickly closed her robe. She felt so violated, 'the nerve of that man.' She looked up and glared at her offender who seemed utterly surprised.
Bulma watched as all the other men surrounded their comrade, the sound of their grunting and snorting was aggravating to her. She watched as a couple of them turned to glance at her before returning into their huddle.
It had become painfully obvious to Bulma that these people were not human as she watched their monkey like tails swing back and forth behind them. She also took in their spiky hair and massive bulging muscles into context.
"Hey. Hey. HEY!" Bulma yelled trying to get their attention. They all froze and blinked at her. She stood up and began to think of what she was going to say. "Umm.I'm just going to go walk away now, so you can all scamper back to wherever you came from." Bulma turned to go but a strong arm wrapped around her waist, planting her in one place. She looked over her shoulder to see the shorter man holding her to his chest.
Bulma tried to pry his fingers off of her but when that didn't work she started pounding her fist on his massive arm. "Let me go you filthy ape! Let me go!"
"You're safer with him," A female voice drifted to Bulma's ears. Bulma turned her head to see a woman standing next to a boy. The woman wore an animal skin dress that hung off one shoulder. 'A woman.so there is a god.' Bulma sighed in relief, her body falling limp in the man's strong embrace.
"So you speak Japanese?" Bulma asked the approaching woman. The lady smiled and shook her head, her black hair bouncing with the movement. "Ya, ya I speak Japanese." She said happily.
"Umm.could you tell this guy to let me go?" Bulma asked hopefully. She quickly glanced up to see the man staring down at her with hungry eyes. 'Oh great a horny ape man, how wonderful.' Bulma thought sarcastically.
"No, I can not. He is our prince, no one tells him what to do!" The black haired woman said happily. "Prince Vegeta seems to like you, ya very much. You come with us, we feed you, ya!"
Bulma sighed in defeat; this was going to be a long night. She was lifted up and swung over Prince Vegeta's shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Bulma grunted and rested her head in her palm. She watched as the other monkey people followed in a line behind them. They grunted and howled, they pushed and shoved, and when one would stop the one behind them would collide with them. 'How dumb can they get?' "So what name do you own?" The black haired woman asked as she walked behind his royalness.
Bulma rolled her eyes at the question but decided that as long as she had someone to speak to it was okay to have improper sentences. "My name is Bulma. B-U-L-M-A. What's yours?"
"My name is Chichi, that man with the bald head is Nappa, he's second in command, the one with the long hair is Radditz, my mate's brother. My mates name is Kakorot, and this is my son Gohan." She smiled proudly at the young boy now walking beside her. "Oh and the other guys aren't worth knowing," Chichi waved at the mindless apes fighting behind her.
Bulma grunted in displeasure when she felt Vegeta shrug his shoulders to shift her weight. "Damn it Vegeta stop tossing me!" Bulma hissed in his ear, he turned and 'huh'ed at her. She rolled her eyes at him. She then noticed that he was staring at her, his eyes filled with lust. "Oh please! Stop staring at me like I'm a piece of meat!" She yelled at Vegeta. When he didn't stop staring, Bulma decided to change positions.
'Okay I'm gonna' get my ass out of his face now.' Bulma sighed to herself as she twisted her body around so that she was sitting on one of Vegeta's shoulders. She looked down to see that he was STILL looking at her. As soon as she looked back up she saw a LARGE branch right across the small footpath in front of them. "Vegeta! Watch out!!!" WAMM!!!
Bulma's warning hadn't been quick enough for the monkey Prince was closelined. On his way down, Bulma was left dangling on the branch, screaming profanities at the brain-dead monkey creature. "SOME ONE GET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT!!!"
Vegeta began to stand up and was about to pick up the wailing woman when Radditz came jogging by and plucked Bulma off the branch. Vegeta glared at Radditz's backside as he bounded away with her in his arms and then dropped her into a circle of hooting and howling monkey men. They were jumping and bounding around the screaming Bulma as they poked her with their pointer fingers. They ran in circles around her hooting and jumping up in the air. Bulma was scared shitless. She screamed out Vegeta's name in terror.
Vegeta turned red with anger. He dropped to all fours and bounded towards them like a gorilla; his chest puffed out and roaring with rage as he charged at the group. He slammed into the group clawing and hissing like a caged lion. The men scattered like bowling pins as Vegeta swatted at them. They then regrouped and bounced back up to him, playfully pawing at him. Vegeta's anger turned to a state of stupidity and playfulness all at once.
Bulma watched in total bewilderment as they began to body-slam each other and hoot with joy, as if it was the coolest thing. Then Vegeta shouted out a series of hoots and grunts, and they all lined up in a bunch. Vegeta ran on all fours back to the tree branch then took a U-turn and bounded towards the group at full speed. The tip of his tongue hung out the corner of his mouth as he charged at his awaiting prey. It was a success! They all scattered and rolled in different directions as Vegeta barreled through them, grinning as the victor.
"Are you okay Bulma?" Chichi asked sincerely as she helped hoist Bulma off the ground. "What the hell are you guys?" Bulma questioned stunned, her large sapphire eyes observing the crash-course of the primate men. She then finally took her eyes off the scene to look at Chichi.
"We are Saiyans, aren't you?" Chichi answered raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah.umm.sure I'm a saiyan too.I lost my tail when I."
"Fell from the moon?" Chichi wondered.
"Yeah that's right.the moon.when I fell from the moon." 'I'm starting to sound like a complete idiot.'
"Come Bulma, I'll get you food before the men stop playing." Chichi stated as she grabbed Bulma's arm and dragged her away from the mayhem.
Out Takes: Bulma: "What the hell! My alarm isn't suppose to go of for another thirty minutes.Who changed my alarm clock!" * laughter heard in background *
* Bulma winced when she watched two of the men slam into each other *
Man one: "Oww.shit I think you broke my nose!"
Man two: "Sorry man."
* Bulma shook her head in disbelief*
Bulma: (whispers) Vegeta.the facial mask won't come
off.what do I do?"
Vegeta: "Peel it off."
* Bulma reaches up and tries pulling the mask off *
Bulma: "It's not coming off!"
* Vegeta and crew members rush over to Bulma *
Bulma: "It burns! Oh it burns!"
Director: "Cut the film! Turn the damn camera off!"
Authors Note:
So what did you think about "Planet of the Saiyans"? The idea hit us to make this when.umm.I don't remember when. And the funny thing is that I [Typo] have never seen "Planet of the Apes" so this isn't based on anything but our own imaginations.
We know we're going to get a few flames [probably a LOT of flames] but we want to get some positive reviews also. So go ahead and click that button in the left corner.no the left not the right! You're not able to go to the next chapter without reviewing *crosses arms and nods head.* So review and we [Pepe and I] will update. ^_^
Beware: Characters in this story are entirely.umm.primitive and must be handled with caution. Nudity, profanities, exposure to stupidity, embarrassing sexual situations, saiyan mating calls and rituals, and a ton more of strange things will occur in this story.
Symptoms of Exposure: Outrageous outburst of uncontrollable laughter; laughter so hard that tearing of the eyes may occur. If these symptoms occur, stop reading, take a brake, then continue where you left off. ^ . ^
Disclaimer: Pepe and Typo hold no ownership of any Dragon Ball Z characters, except for Vegeta who's chained to our doghouse outside our home! ^_^ Just joking, we don't hold any ownership over anything other than the story line and the cardboard box we live in! Enjoy!!!
PLANET OF THE SAIYANS
Day One:
The sound of an alarm echoed through the silence of the space pod's bedroom. Bulma lazily began smacking the side table trying to find the damn alarm clock. She groaned not having any success in finding it, so she decided to roll over only to fall face first on the cold tile floor.
"Damn it," Bulma groaned as she hoisted herself up onto her knees. She began to pound her small fist on the alarm clock trying to shut it off but with no luck. As a last resort she ripped the clock from the bedside table and chucked it across the room. The sound of it smashing against the wall was like music to her ears.
"Silence is golden, I have been broken, safe in my own skin so nobody wins." Bulma began to sing to herself as she walked in the bathroom to apply a facial mask. She wrapped a white towel around her hair and began to apply the facial. She hummed to herself as she rubbed the green muck onto her face. 'Boy this trip into outer space has been so boring,' she sighed to herself as she walked back to her bed and lay down. 'There's nothing but stars, more stars, oh and guess what another star! Wow!' She said sarcastically in her mind.
Bulma stood back up and walked to the window to gaze out at the vast emptiness of space. She sighed again as she thought of how long she'd have to be out there for her "research". Just then something caught her eye. A small planet was in her line of sight.
"What? There isn't supposed to be a planet here. It's right in the way of my space pod and I got it on auto-pilot and." All of a sudden the space ship began to shake violently. Books and picture frames fell off the shelves, furniture toppled over and so did Bulma.
"AHHHHH.." Bulma managed to yell as her body collided with the floor. "Oh shit, this sucks monkey nuts!" She yelled as she quickly ran to the main computer.
"WARNING! WARNING! NOW ENTERING PLANETARY ATMOSPERE! PLEASE BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT AND HAVE A NICE DAY, THANK YOU!" The computer's voice repeated over and over again.
"OKAY! I GET THE MESSAGE YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW!!!" The angry blue haired human yelled as she pulled the sash to her robe closer to her body before she sat down into her pilot seat and buckled up.
"Mayday! Mayday! This is Blue Vixen reporting to headquarters! I'm going down on some strange planetary body!" Bulma pressed buttons on the keyboard. "It seems this planet has a breathable atmosphere, regular gravity, and stable living conditions! Please send rescue party as soon as possible!"
Right then the space ship jolted, violently sending Bulma backwards. Her head slammed against the back of the seat, sending her into blissful unconsciousness.
Bulma woke up with a jump. The sound of yelling echoed through the air. 'Yelling?' Bulma thought. She unbuckled her seat belt and stood on wobbly legs. She walked over to the pod door and stood with her ear pressed against the cool metal.
What seemed like yelling a moment ago now was grunts of uh's and ah's. Bulma could hear feet slamming against the ground and then all of a sudden heard the sound of two bodies colliding together. 'Where the hell am I? What the hell is making all that noise?' She thought as more grunts and groans were heard outside the pod. 'Well I'll never learn unless I go see, will I?'
Bulma pulled all the courage she could muster together and pushed the button to open the door. The door hissed open and steam floated out of the overheated joints. As the steam rose she looked out on a group of crouched over men wearing loincloths. She watched as their eyes grew large, and their mouths gaped opened.
"I come in peace." Bulma said as she gave them the peace sign. All of a sudden they broke out into mayhem. They screamed and ran in circles in crazed fear. Bulma winced when she watched two of the men slam into each other. 'They must not be that smart.'
Bulma shook her head in disbelief and a piece of facial mask peeled off. 'That's it! They don't recognize me as a human because I got this crap on my face.' She quickly ran into the pod to her bathroom and washed the mask off. When she reached the door again she noticed that they weren't there. 'Where did they go?'
Bulma walked down the metal ramp in her bare feet, her eyes wandered around her scenery. They were there; she could hear their grunts and snorts. She walked on the dirt of the small clearing that the space pod created. Bulma reached up and pulled the towel off her head and shook her blue hair free.
Grunts and gasps sifted out of the bushes and branches. Bulma turned her head to the directions of the noise to see the primitive men walk out of the woods. Some walked on four legs crouched over like apes, while others moved on two. Most of them were taller than a human all except one. He was around Bulma's size with black hair that seemed to defy gravity as it shot up like a flame. This one man seemed to be the leader since he walked in front of all the others.
The ape-men circled around Bulma. Their black eyes stared at her in awe though they kept crouched in an animalistic stance. Bulma pivoted on her heels, watching them closely. 'Maybe this wasn't a good idea at all to come out here.'
Finally the shorter man approached her cautiously; his eyes bore into hers. He stood tall in front of her, which in fact were only a couple inches taller than she was. Bulma looked away from his piercing stare, it was very unnerving. He began to make a small circle around her and stopped behind her to sniff her neck.
"What the hell are you doing?" Bulma growled as she felt his hot breath on her neck. He didn't answer, only continued to smell her. Bulma groaned in aggravation, this interrogation was really starting to piss her off. She was so caught up in her self-bitching that she screamed in surprise when she felt him lick her neck.
"Hey watch it buddy!" Bulma yelled as she swirled around to glare at the offending intruder. She was about to say more but she was cut off when she was dipped backwards. "What the." Bulma grumbled but then she felt her robe fall open and a hot tongue run over one of her nipples.
"AHHHH." She screamed as she slapped the man across the face. His eyes grew wide and he dropped her promptly. She fell on her butt and quickly closed her robe. She felt so violated, 'the nerve of that man.' She looked up and glared at her offender who seemed utterly surprised.
Bulma watched as all the other men surrounded their comrade, the sound of their grunting and snorting was aggravating to her. She watched as a couple of them turned to glance at her before returning into their huddle.
It had become painfully obvious to Bulma that these people were not human as she watched their monkey like tails swing back and forth behind them. She also took in their spiky hair and massive bulging muscles into context.
"Hey. Hey. HEY!" Bulma yelled trying to get their attention. They all froze and blinked at her. She stood up and began to think of what she was going to say. "Umm.I'm just going to go walk away now, so you can all scamper back to wherever you came from." Bulma turned to go but a strong arm wrapped around her waist, planting her in one place. She looked over her shoulder to see the shorter man holding her to his chest.
Bulma tried to pry his fingers off of her but when that didn't work she started pounding her fist on his massive arm. "Let me go you filthy ape! Let me go!"
"You're safer with him," A female voice drifted to Bulma's ears. Bulma turned her head to see a woman standing next to a boy. The woman wore an animal skin dress that hung off one shoulder. 'A woman.so there is a god.' Bulma sighed in relief, her body falling limp in the man's strong embrace.
"So you speak Japanese?" Bulma asked the approaching woman. The lady smiled and shook her head, her black hair bouncing with the movement. "Ya, ya I speak Japanese." She said happily.
"Umm.could you tell this guy to let me go?" Bulma asked hopefully. She quickly glanced up to see the man staring down at her with hungry eyes. 'Oh great a horny ape man, how wonderful.' Bulma thought sarcastically.
"No, I can not. He is our prince, no one tells him what to do!" The black haired woman said happily. "Prince Vegeta seems to like you, ya very much. You come with us, we feed you, ya!"
Bulma sighed in defeat; this was going to be a long night. She was lifted up and swung over Prince Vegeta's shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Bulma grunted and rested her head in her palm. She watched as the other monkey people followed in a line behind them. They grunted and howled, they pushed and shoved, and when one would stop the one behind them would collide with them. 'How dumb can they get?' "So what name do you own?" The black haired woman asked as she walked behind his royalness.
Bulma rolled her eyes at the question but decided that as long as she had someone to speak to it was okay to have improper sentences. "My name is Bulma. B-U-L-M-A. What's yours?"
"My name is Chichi, that man with the bald head is Nappa, he's second in command, the one with the long hair is Radditz, my mate's brother. My mates name is Kakorot, and this is my son Gohan." She smiled proudly at the young boy now walking beside her. "Oh and the other guys aren't worth knowing," Chichi waved at the mindless apes fighting behind her.
Bulma grunted in displeasure when she felt Vegeta shrug his shoulders to shift her weight. "Damn it Vegeta stop tossing me!" Bulma hissed in his ear, he turned and 'huh'ed at her. She rolled her eyes at him. She then noticed that he was staring at her, his eyes filled with lust. "Oh please! Stop staring at me like I'm a piece of meat!" She yelled at Vegeta. When he didn't stop staring, Bulma decided to change positions.
'Okay I'm gonna' get my ass out of his face now.' Bulma sighed to herself as she twisted her body around so that she was sitting on one of Vegeta's shoulders. She looked down to see that he was STILL looking at her. As soon as she looked back up she saw a LARGE branch right across the small footpath in front of them. "Vegeta! Watch out!!!" WAMM!!!
Bulma's warning hadn't been quick enough for the monkey Prince was closelined. On his way down, Bulma was left dangling on the branch, screaming profanities at the brain-dead monkey creature. "SOME ONE GET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT!!!"
Vegeta began to stand up and was about to pick up the wailing woman when Radditz came jogging by and plucked Bulma off the branch. Vegeta glared at Radditz's backside as he bounded away with her in his arms and then dropped her into a circle of hooting and howling monkey men. They were jumping and bounding around the screaming Bulma as they poked her with their pointer fingers. They ran in circles around her hooting and jumping up in the air. Bulma was scared shitless. She screamed out Vegeta's name in terror.
Vegeta turned red with anger. He dropped to all fours and bounded towards them like a gorilla; his chest puffed out and roaring with rage as he charged at the group. He slammed into the group clawing and hissing like a caged lion. The men scattered like bowling pins as Vegeta swatted at them. They then regrouped and bounced back up to him, playfully pawing at him. Vegeta's anger turned to a state of stupidity and playfulness all at once.
Bulma watched in total bewilderment as they began to body-slam each other and hoot with joy, as if it was the coolest thing. Then Vegeta shouted out a series of hoots and grunts, and they all lined up in a bunch. Vegeta ran on all fours back to the tree branch then took a U-turn and bounded towards the group at full speed. The tip of his tongue hung out the corner of his mouth as he charged at his awaiting prey. It was a success! They all scattered and rolled in different directions as Vegeta barreled through them, grinning as the victor.
"Are you okay Bulma?" Chichi asked sincerely as she helped hoist Bulma off the ground. "What the hell are you guys?" Bulma questioned stunned, her large sapphire eyes observing the crash-course of the primate men. She then finally took her eyes off the scene to look at Chichi.
"We are Saiyans, aren't you?" Chichi answered raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah.umm.sure I'm a saiyan too.I lost my tail when I."
"Fell from the moon?" Chichi wondered.
"Yeah that's right.the moon.when I fell from the moon." 'I'm starting to sound like a complete idiot.'
"Come Bulma, I'll get you food before the men stop playing." Chichi stated as she grabbed Bulma's arm and dragged her away from the mayhem.
Out Takes: Bulma: "What the hell! My alarm isn't suppose to go of for another thirty minutes.Who changed my alarm clock!" * laughter heard in background *
* Bulma winced when she watched two of the men slam into each other *
Man one: "Oww.shit I think you broke my nose!"
Man two: "Sorry man."
* Bulma shook her head in disbelief*
Bulma: (whispers) Vegeta.the facial mask won't come
off.what do I do?"
Vegeta: "Peel it off."
* Bulma reaches up and tries pulling the mask off *
Bulma: "It's not coming off!"
* Vegeta and crew members rush over to Bulma *
Bulma: "It burns! Oh it burns!"
Director: "Cut the film! Turn the damn camera off!"
Authors Note:
So what did you think about "Planet of the Saiyans"? The idea hit us to make this when.umm.I don't remember when. And the funny thing is that I [Typo] have never seen "Planet of the Apes" so this isn't based on anything but our own imaginations.
We know we're going to get a few flames [probably a LOT of flames] but we want to get some positive reviews also. So go ahead and click that button in the left corner.no the left not the right! You're not able to go to the next chapter without reviewing *crosses arms and nods head.* So review and we [Pepe and I] will update. ^_^