Batman and the Homeless Person
One day, Batman was walking down the street when he encountered a homeless person. The homeless person ran over and stole five dollars from Batman. Batman really didn't like that because he was going to use that five dollars to buy some Skittles. So Batman runs over and dropkicks an orphan, he then picked up the orphan by their neck and crushed it into a little ball. Then he threw it at the homeless person and knocked him over. Batman seized this opportunity to put a cactus up the homeless person's butt. The homeless person screamed in agony. Batman then pulled the cactus out and replaced it with a firecracker to shove back in the homeless person. When the firecracker blew up, the homeless person was yelling, "WHY! WHHYYY!" then he gave Batman back his five dollars. Batman skullfucked the homeless person in the eye and then called it even. Batman ran back to the orphanage and tied a bunch of orphans to fifty bottle rockets. Batman watched as the orphans flew into the sky and exploded. The shrieks of terror, followed by the raining bits and pieces of the remaining carnage of the orphans finally calmed Batman down. He went and bought a pack of Skittles, and as he tasted the rainbow, he let out a sigh of relief. Then he had sex with a hamster.
THE END