Okay, so I've got the theme song from the 'Phineas and Ferb' standalone special, 'The OWCA Files' stuck in my head and it got me thinking...why not do some episodes of my own while we wait for Disney's decision on whether or not to make OWCA Files a series? This will be Doof and Perry-centered, plenty of action and plenty of friendship involved. Just fanwork here and just to have something to work with while I wait for either OWCA Files or 'Milo Murphy's Law' to debut later this year or early 2017. ROLL IT!
PERRY THE PLATYPUS
HARRY THE HYENA
KAREN THE CAT
MAGGIE THE MACAW
HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ...HEINZ THE OCELOT
C'mon!
Major Monogram: These are the stories of the agents of the OWCA. These are...THE OWCA FILES!
We got animal agents wearing brown fedoras!
If you're a villain, then you can't ignore us!
Your evil plan is gonna fall before us!
And we'll explain it better when we get to the chorus!
'Cause if you find yourself hangin' out on a limb
And your chances of survival are increasingly slim
All the odds are stacked against you
And your prospects are grim...
Call THE ORGANIZATION WITHOUT A COOL ACRONYM
It's the OWCA FILES!
Yeah! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES!
C'mon! C'mon! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES!
The Organization Without A Cool Acronym! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES! (The OWCA Files!)
OWCA!
The OWCA Files
Created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
'CARPE DIEM?'
It was one week after the defeat of Parenthesis. All was calm at OWCA, it was business as usual for our rag-tag group of agents, who were once again at the Carnival Caper training simulator. Agent P, otherwise known as Perry the Platypus, was in top form. Same can't be said for his comrades - Maggie the Macaw, Harry the Hyena, Karen the Cat and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (agent name: Heinz the Ocelot), his former archenemy who had become extended family to the little teal duck-billed platypus. This time, luck would be on the side of the new agent team as they complete their training mission in record time.
"Well done, team!", Carl commended the agents. "You finally finished Carnival Caper! You're now ready to graduate to Freeway Frenzy, the level 2 training mission.", he told them. He then led the team to Freeway Frenzy, but they were all stopped by Major Monogram.
"Good morning, agents.", Monogram greeted.
"Good morning, Major.", Doofenshmirtz greeted back.
"I trust your training mission was a success."
"It was, sir. They completed Carnival Caper in record time!", Carl reported.
"Well done! I knew Agent P would whip you guys into shape.", Major Monogram commented. His expression then turned serious. "When you're done on Freeway Frenzy, have Agent P's team report to my office. I have a new mission for them.", he told Carl.
"Duly noted, sir.", he said to Monogram as the Major returned to his office. After the team completed Freeway Frenzy, Carl then showed them to Major Monogram's office.
"Wow, Major Monogram...pretty swanky office you got here!", Doofenshmirtz commented.
"Krrr.", Perry chittered in agreement, flashing Doofenshmirtz a thumbs up.
"Squwak, cool office.", Maggie added, to which Harry added in his signature laugh.
"Thank you, team. It was all Carl's doing. With the extra money in the budget, I had Carl renovate the entire OWCA headquarters. But that's a story for another day. This is serious business. Please, pull up a chair, each of you.", He told the team. Once everyone was seated, Monogram began his briefing. "Very well, then. Team, our field agents have just reported that Dr. Diminutive has made some outlandish purchases as of late. These purchases include a 5000 watt laser beam, mirrors, explosives and a flamethrower. Head to Diminutive's lair in Florida, find out what he's up to and put the kibosh on his evil machinations. To help you out, you'll each get your own laser watch, which will also give your adversary an extreme ice cream headache, a harpoon gun and a grappling hook. Plus, considering the debacle of a ride we saw during the Parenthesis incident, you'll each get your own rocket car!", he told the team as the gadgets rose from the floor.
"Awesome!", Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.
"Krrrrr.", Perry chittered.
"Rawk, cool ride!", Maggie said and Harry laughed.
"Good luck, agents.", Monogram told the team as Doof, Perry, Maggie and Larry flew out.
On the road to Florida...
"Who would've thought Dr. Diminutive would be in Florida, because I sure didn't!", Doof told his teammates. To be honest, it also took Perry by surprise, even though he fought Diminutive just twice in his agent career prior to now. "Anyone know where we are?", Doof asked.
"Rawk! Atlanta, Georgia.", Maggie told Doof.
"Great! Shouldn't be long before we reach Diminutive's lair!", Doof exclaimed. Little did they know, they were being followed by droids...likely sent by Dr. Diminutive.
"Diminutive has robots now?", asked Doof. "Looks like we might want to punch it." At that moment, everyone moved the lever on their rocket cars to 'Punch It!', igniting the rockets on their cars to full blast to get away from Diminutive's droids and blast their way to Florida within an hour. "Here we are, guys! Florida! Now to find Diminutive..."
"Or for me to find you!", a voice from Doof's past said as a robotic hand grabbed the rocket cars. Moments later, the team found themselves in an evil lair. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz?! You're back on the good side?", Diminutive asked.
"Yeah. You remember I was raised by ocelots, making me an ocelot in the eyes of the law.", Doof explained.
"Well...that explains why you're at OWCA with Agent P now.", Diminutive said. "But no matter! Soon, all creative structures will be destroyed by me...Dr. Diminutive...and my ANTI-CREATION-ERATOR! These 5000 watt lasers generate enough heat to melt any structure in the entire world!", Dr. Diminutive explained. Perry then motioned to Maggie and Harry to charge in and attack Dr. Diminutive. However, thanks to his Napoleon complex, Diminutive was able to dodge each of their blows. That's when Doof and Perry charged in.
"Alright, Perry the Platypus! We're up! Let's roll!", Doof said to his partner.
"Krrrr.", Perry chittered in agreement as they charged into tackle Dr. Diminutive. One thing still remained...the self-destruct button.
"Oh, I forgot about the cat, didn't I?", Diminutive asked as Karen neared the self-destruct button. "NO! NOT THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!", Diminutive screamed as Karen pushed the self-destruct button, destroying the device...but not before it got a shot off, destroying a concert stage in Danville (Note: I figure I should at least mention the 'Phineas and Ferb' group here).
"Note to self: Don't forget about the cat next time. CURSE YOU, AGENTS OF OWCA!", Diminutive screamed as Doof, Perry, Harry, Maggie and Karen flew out, en route back to OWCA.
Back at OWCA...
"Well done, team! You stopped Diminutive and saved creativity for future generations!", Monogram commended.
"I never thought I'd say this...but the 5 of you make a good team.", Carl said. "Now, come on...time for your next training mission.", He told the team as he led them to the Freeway Frenzy simulator.
"Guys, I think this is just the beginning of a wonderful friendship.", Doof said.
"Krrrr.", Perry chittered, climbing on top of the reformed evil scientist.
It's the OWCA FILES!
Yeah! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES!
C'mon! C'mon! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES!
The Organization Without A Cool Acronym! (The OWCA Files!)
IT'S THE OWCA FILES! (The OWCA Files!)
OWCA!
That was episode 1 of 'The OWCA Files'! Next up, the team faces against Dr. Bringdown, where they'll be disguised as Slushy Dog employees (this coming from the end of the standalone special, 'The OWCA Files', where one of the pics was of Doof and the team disguised as Slushy Dog employees). STAY TUNED!