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Teasing Edward : To the max
It was another boring summer day in Forks. The only good part about it was that I had my love of my life, Edward, with me. It killed me inside to say it, but we were getting married in less than a month. Yes, that means I'm still a virgin, and Edward has yet to see me naked. Oh, joy.
Me and Edward were at Charlie's house. Edward was occupying himself with my computer, and I was sitting on my bed, being bored to death. Well, let's just say I wasn't having the time of my life.
A wonderful idea came across my mind. It was times like these when I thanked the heavens that Edward couldn't read my thoughts. I always loved teasing Edward, but this was below the belt. Exactly what he needed.
"Oh, Edward." I moaned.
He looked at me, mildly surprised.
"Oh, Edward. Please, more." I moaned again, this time closing my eyes for more of a effect.
Edward raised his eyebrows, giving me the, What do you think you're doing?, look.
"Oh, please. Oh my god. Please, please. Don't stop." I gasped.
Edward was twitching by now. I was surprised he hadn't fell out of the computer seat yet.
"Please. Faster. Edward, please. Oh, please." I moaned once more. I was afraid of going on any longer, he might be angrier than I thought he would be.
Edward gave me a strange look. He looked like he was about to pounce on me. I wasn't sure if he was going to pounce on me and cover my mouth, saying, That wasn't funny. Or if he was going to pounce on me and kiss me like he's never kissed me before. I couldn't tell.
I decided to stop. He had had enough for one day.
Once he had stopped twitching, Edward said, "That wasn't funny." And glared at me.
"Yes, it was. You just have no sense of humor what-so-ever." I laughed.
Edward's eye twinkled saying, Oh, really?
"Oh, Bella." Edward moaned.
I felt my face get red.