Hello all! This is my first fic ever so no flames please. Anyway, let's get down to business! This is a Truth or Dare featuring Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core characters, if the title didn't tell you.
Xemnas: Who dares summon ME?
Me: {short wave} I do, "Superior".
Xemnas: You mock me? {summons Ethreal Blades and attacks}
Me: {looks over to Organization XIII} Is he always short tempered or did I piss him off?
Saix: You pissed him off... Wow he's worse than I am when I stare at the moon.
Me: Whatever... {summons custom keyblade Tied to the Scattered and fights Xemnas}
{Cloud enters the room}
Cloud: I got a mission from SOLDIER to be here and... {sees the fighting} am I in the wrong room?
{Sora enters behind Cloud}
Sora: uh...
Me: {casts Bind on Xemnas} Sorry about that guys! Anyway, no you're in the right room. Mansex - I mean Xemnas
{Xemnas glares at me, still stuck in Bind}
Me: - attacked me when I said "hello". I invited some of the best of the best {hides smirk when I think of crappy characters *cough cough Demyx*} to play a little game.
Larxene: {glares} really? A GAME!? {summons daggers}
Me: Yes, Larx, a game.
Larxene: {nearly falls over in disgust} What did you call me?
Me: {shrugs} I like nicknames. Anyway, call me Jake, or something. {looks over to see the rest of the characters I didn't mention} Hey guys!
Luxord: What's your game?
Me: It's called Truth or Dare.
Everyone: ugh not again... {starts to leave}
Me: Hold on! I'll pay you! I've got a few million gil and munny here for each of you, and besides, all the doors are locked. Only the keyblade can open the doors. {smiles} Oh, and I got cookies and sea-salt ice cream... I have sooo much and I was worried I wouldn't have anyone to share with... {glances at Sora, Roxas, Xion and Axel}
{their eyes open wide}
Sora: I'll stay!
Roxas: Me too! {looks at a pissed off Organization} Sorry guys...
Saix: {scoffs} Remind me to kill you three when we return.
Me: {whispers to Roxas, Axel and Xion} Good luck.
Terra: So what now? You don't have any dares.
Me: That's why I thought I'd let you guys do a few. Now, I have a giant bowl here with everyone's names in it. Whoever I draw get's the shot. Good?
Xehanort: Not a bad idea, kid.
Me: Eep! {hides in a closet} Creepy old guy alert!
{Xemnas facepalms}
Ansem SoD: Unbelievable...
Xion: {draws a name} Well since he isn't here...
Xigbar: Hey poppet! Who asked you?
Xion: {shrugs} I want ice cream. And our first name is... Tifa!
Me: {STILL in the closet} rules: there are none! Anything at all...
{everyone looks to my hiding spot}
Me: ...am I gonna regret that?
Tifa: {shrugs} Maybe. Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: What?
Tifa: Fight Zack again, this time without weapons.
Zack: Can I use this? {takes his Buster Sword off his back}
Tifa: Sure.
Seph: ...damnit.
{I come out of closet, avoiding Xehanort's gaze}
Aqua: Finally came out, huh?
Me: {stuttering} S-shuttup! While they're fighting... {draws a name then shudders} ugh... Xehanort... {starts to walk back to the closet}
Xehanort: Vanitas!
Vanitas: {mutters} uh oh...
Xehanort: rape Jake!
Me and Vanitas: {looking shocked at Xehanort} what the fuck?!
Ventus: Hahaha you said no rules Jake!
Me: Shut it...
Vanitas: What...whatever {grabs me by the neck and takes me into the bedroom}
Zack: He actually did that...? Is he gay? {looks at Xehanort} You have some fucked up fantasies man.
Roxas: {looks at Xemnas} so that's where you got them...
Xemnas: Excuse me?
Marluxia: It's obvious you want Saix.
{Axel laughs til he falls over}
Xion: okaaay, moving on, before we have more unnecessary fighting. {starts to draw a name and hears sounds in the bedroom} W-what?
{Vanitas and I come out of the room, tears in my eyes}
Me: ugh... You were right Tifa, I regretted saying no rules...
Axel: Did you like it?
{I fall, Vanitas and Larxene laugh, Roxas smacks Axel in the back of the head}
Roxas: You interested in him now?
Axel: {blushing} What? No...
Me: Yeah, he's interested, and no Axel, it hurt... He was too aggressive.
{everyone stares at Vanitas}
Me: Oops, sorry Van... You gonna get a name Xion?
Xion: {holding back laughing} Y-yeah, {draws a name} Jake.
Me: Thank god... Demyx!
Demyx: {eyes open in fear} What?
Me: {points at Axel} soak him please. And while you're at it, Xehanort too.
Demyx: Ok, {summons sitar} Water!
Larxene: Ugh he said Axel and the old man, not everyone!
Demyx: Sorry... Don't hurt my sitar Number XII!
Me: That's enough for one day. Oh, almost forgot. {pulls out munny, gil, ice cream and cookies} Who wants some?
{everyone crowds around me}
Me: Oh, and you're free to stay if you want.
Kairi: This actually seems pretty fun. I'll stay.
{everyone else mutters agreement except Axel Larxene and Xehanort}
Xehanort: I'm out.
Larxene and Axel: Me too.
Me: {shrugs} You can leave, but if you don't show up next time I do this, I'm sending Vanitas after you.
{everyone laughs except Xehanort/Larxene/Axel who look scared}
Well that's enough for one chapter. As shown in the fic, no rules; yuri/yaoi allowed, as is violence, torture, you name it, it'll happen. I'll try to update every chance I get, but sometimes I can't use my computer, so...yeah. See you all next time!
P.S. Oh, if I start the next chapter and I don't get enough reviews, I'll do any reviews/PM's I get plus the name drawings like in this chapter.