Chapter 1
"Hello,i'm home",Yukie Sohma called,putting down his bookbag in the kitchen.
"Ah..Yukie,your back I see",Shigure said walking into the kitchen to join his cousian.
"You moron,I just said that I was home,where have you been?",Yukie remarked.
"Yukie,why must you be so cold,I was mearly surprised that you were home seeing as Tohru
hasn't gotten back yet",Shigure Sohma replied,fake shivering.
"Hm,Miss.Hondas not back yet",Yukie repeated questioningly.
"No,I thought she was with you,does she have work today or something?"
"No,but she was called to the office for cheak out if you suppose that has anything to do with where she is",Yukie said.
"Of corse,that's it,Haa-san called earlier asking for the number of her school,he must have taken her out early for her physical or something",Shigure decided in his know-it-all,voice.
"Uuuuuuh,you are such a moron,you know that",Yukie said rather annoyed as he left the room.
"Hehehe",Shigure snickerd as he walked back upstairs to his room.
As he enterd the clutterd writing studio,he was bombarded by his spastic editor.
"Shigure!!!,where have you been?!!!! I need the last 500 pages of your manuscript by tomorrow, where have you been slacking off to?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Meea,what are you doing here? this is quite a surprise",Shigure replied calmley.
"And you call me iresponsiable,if your going to slack off you should get offa my back when I do",Kyo yelled from the hall,"I sent her in here to get'er offa the porch".
"Kyoo",Shigure whimperd pathetically,"Why'd you have to ruin my fun?Your as dull as Hatori"
"You call tormenti'n people fun!!Damn your screwed up!!!!!"
With that Kyo continued down the hall to his room.He could still hear Meea's tormented exclamations as he closed the door behind him.
"Hello",came a voice from downstairs as the front door opened for the second time in this story.
"Is anyone home?",asked the mild mannerd voice from downstairs.
The three Sohmas exited their rooms and went into the living room to see who was there.Clumsy Kyo however,tripped over the the last set of quotations,bringing everyone down in a heap at the bottom of the stairs.
Hatori looked at the pile of morons at his feet.
"Nice work you stupid cat",Yukie shot sarcastically.
"Oh yeah you damn rat well don't make me come over there and hit you with your own period!"
"You stupid cat,your on top of me,how can you come over and hit me when were in the same place?"
"Yukie,Kyo",Shigure sighed.
"Will both of you shut up,and Kyo,drop it with the puncuations,were not even supposed to be able to see them",Hatori remarked.
The three people gatherd themselves up off of the floor.
"Well,I don't belive you came here just to settle this argument,considering that you were the cause of it,calling all of us down here at the same time",Shigure accused,"so why are you here?"
Hatori glared at him,giving him a look of pure hatred before answering.
"I was mearly takeing Tohru back,and didn't want to leave her here by herself",he replied.
"Miss.Honda is with you?",Yuki said questiongly,looking for the girl.
"Yes',Hatori confirmed,takeing a step to the left,to reveal Tohru Honda,eyes brimming with tears.
"Miss.Honda,whats wrong?",Yukie asked soothingly,going over to her side.
"I failed a test!!!!!",she cried,dropping to her knees.
"Hm,you failed a test?,Miss Honda,what exactly were you doing?",Yuki asked her.
"I...I",she stammerd.
"Yes,what is it?",Yuki pressed.
"I mearly gave her her physical and a check up",Hatori replied,answering for her.
"Then what the hell test did she fail?",Kyo asked.
"It was a blood test",Hatori sighed.
"She failed a..Blood test",Yuki repeated,unsure about what Haa-san had just said.
"How the heak do you fail a blood test?",Kyo asked,lookin at he oquardley.
"I have no clue",Hatori sighed.
"Now thats a shocker,seeing as your the smart one",Shigure exclaimed!
"He-hmm",Yukie sleared his throat.
"Yuki,you can't possiably be offended just by that",Shigure asked.
He walked over to the couch and joined Hatori in sitting on it.
"No.i'm just wondering what exactly your trying to imply?
"Nothing,I mearly ment that Ha-saan is the smartest person here",Shigure replied a casualy as before.
"That would be implying something",Yukie stated.
"Um..Yukie",Tohru stammerd for the first time in a while.
"Hm.what is it Miss.Honda",he asked as calmly as he had been before Hatori showed up.
"I think what Shigure was saying,was mearly that Hatori was the smartest,because he's older than you and has had the chance to learn more",Tohru replied,wearing a smile bigger than the Golden Gate Bridge.She seemed so happy that she was able to figure out that much.In all actualaty,Shigure was trying to tick Yuki off for no apparent reason,makeing Tohru's theory compleatly wrong.
Shigure looked at her in all of her wrongness,still with that huge smile on her face.
"Yep,thats it compleatly",He agreed,smiling to match her.
"No it's not",Hatori,the party pooper,sighed,"you just like to pick on Yuki".
"Then i'm wrong,again",Tohru whimperd.
"yes",Hatori replied.
Tears streamed down her cheeks.
"Why don't you go tell your problems to the dust bunnies under Kyo's bed",Hatori suggested.
"What!",Tohru schreeched,"There are dust bunnies under Kyo's bed,there can't be dust bunnies!".
Grabbing a broom,she ran upstairs to Kyo's room,leaving her saddness behind in a puddle on the floor.The puddle was blue.The puddle was whimpering,so Yuki stepped on it.The blue puddle then swallowed him up never to be seen again,trapping him in a small room,painted all black,with Akito's voice singing "Oops i did it again",by Brittney Spears very baddly.
Well,no,not really,but can you imagine if that really happened! that would be sooooooo funny!!!
foxfirechick120 : owwww
Yuki: never do thet again
foxfirechick120:why not,they liked it,didn't you ppl?
Yuki lovers:NOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Yuki haters (ha,like there are any,even I don't hate yuki): Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!
Yuki:shut up,all of you!!
(Yuki's eyes glow purple)
ppl:yes master Yuki
foxfirechick120:hey ppl,whos side are you on anyways?It was just for fun like i said before.and besides,i'm the writer and if I want Yuki trapped in a blue puddle with Akito singing pop song thats just what i'll get.GOT THAT????
Hatori:just get back to the story already,and give me some new shoes and some tea.
foxfirechick120:Tea,ok,but why new shoes?
Hatori:Because these are killing me,and I want Chamomile tea.
foxfirechick120: Too bad you get herbal tea and I don't want any lip from you or I will turn you into a peanut!!!!!!!
Hatori:"Hmm.oooookay"
foxfirechick120:good,now that we have that settleed,I can get back to my story.
Hatori:it's our story,you just write it.
foxfirechick120:Then that makes it my story peanut boy!!!!!!!!
Hatori:(gulp)
foxfirechick120:There,now I won't have any disturbences while I write....... good,no response from the peanut gallary,literally.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways,Yuki wasn't sucked down into a puddle.There wasn't any puddle.Tohru had just took of to clean up the mess in Kyo's room,but miracously forgot what she was doing,and ran downstairs to make some herbal tea.
"This is new",Hatori said,sitting on the couch.He kind had to sit,seeing as a peanut cant realy do that much.
"Ha-saan,theres something diffrent about you",Shigure stated,eyeing him quizmatically.
foxfirechick120:hey Shigure,your the novelist here,is quizmatically a word?HEY,DON'T IGNORE ME!! DANG YOUR DENSE,YUKI EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPEND TO HATORI SO HE'LL ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO,DON'T YOU IGNORE ME TOO!!!IS THIS ABOUT THE PUDDLE THING??? IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!!
Yuki:shut up and continue the story.
foxfirechick120: o alright you spoiled little prince.
He's a peanut,do you really have to look that hard to see that?",Yuki asked,worridly.
"oh now I see it,Ha-saan,you lost weight!!!!",Shigure exclaimed.
"your so stupid",Yuki sighed.