40 things I won't do in Hueco Mundo

I will not try to steal Grimmjow from his girlfriend (me :D)

I will not ask Barragan to turn my enemies into Halloween decorations

I will not tease Lilinette

I will not tell Szayel that real men wear pink

I will not call Ulquiorra an emo,even if its true

I will not lend Yammy my copy of Godzilla

I will not leave Mila Rose, Sung Sun and Apachi at the zoo overnight

I will not moon Lord Aizen

Even though its true, I will not tell Charlotte Chuhlhourne that his Reina De Rosas makes him looks like a cheerleader

I will not use Caja Negacion to send Lord Aizen or Nnoitra away

I will not put surfboards in Halibel's room

I will not throw balls of yarn at Grimmjow

I will not ask Ulquiorra is he shops at Hot Topic

Captain can sense you dancing behind him

I will not ask Nnoitra if he eats soup with his hood

I will not stab Nnoitra multiple times in the face, even if I want to

The Fraccion are not my entourage

I will not leave Nel in the dessert, even for fun

I will not hide Szayel's Petri dish

Even though its true, I will not tell Zommari that his released state makes him look like a demented ballerina

Szayel will not do my chemistry homework

I will not put fish food and decorative rocks in Aaniero's tank

The middle of an Espada meeting isn't a good time for me to tell Lord Aizen that he has a wicked booger hanging from his nose

I will not hardwire all the speakers to play " Disturbia"

Only Grimmjow's girlfriend may call him a good kitty

I will not ask Stark what him and Lilinette do " under the sheets

I will not lock Gin,Tosen and Aizen in a room, and declare that I've captured a Japanese silver fox, a black spaniel and a stubborn King mule

I will not use Gin's bankai to retrieve my keys from the Earth

Stark is not a coat rack

I will not dump my coffee on Lord Aizen or Nnoitra

I will not hang mistletoe from Ulquiorra or Apachi's mask fragments

I will not do my own Mythbuster's experiments in Szayel's lab

Grand Rey Cero is not a good problem solver

I will not put a cardboard cut out of Ichigo in the main hall

I will not tell Tesla he needs a new boss

I will not use Nnoitra's zanpakuto to clear weeds

I will not draw a pi symbol on myself and declare I'm the strongest Espada

I will not use Barragan's respire on door to door salesmen

Even though its quite true, I will not tell Szayel that his released state,looks like a gown

I will not release fangirls into Hueco Mundo.