This is just something that...happened. I'm not even sure anymore! By the way...
Disclaimer!
Mello: She doesn't own Death Note.
Matt: Why are you doing this for her?
Mello: She used my love of chocolate against me. Never has a 13 year old girl ever been so terrifying to me...
Near: Well...I actually quite like her.
Mello: FREAK!
Matt: She plays video games with me! :3
So ya. Enjoy~
By the way, if it's a whole line of dialogue in italics and not just one word italicized for emphasis, then it is said in English.
Mello cracked his chocolate. Crack!
Crack!
He licked it several times before taking another bite. The chocolate was in his mouth when the door opened suddenly.
"Hey, Mels. Do you know where Light hid my GameBoy?" Matt burst in, interrupting Mello in the middle of eating his chocolate.
"Uh...no...who's Light?"Mello asked, as he had only known Light as "L's friend." He didn't know his name or anything. He only knew his face because Light had arrested him. L was not proud of Mello, to say the least. But that's a whole other story. Anyway, even if Mello had learnt Light's name, he wouldn't have remembered it.
"Wait...seriously...you got arrested by him and you don't know his name?" Matt asked, incredulously. "You're incredible..."
"Oh! You mean the guy who was pretending to be L whilst under the pretense that he was dead? Well, I wouldn't know his motives! I swear! He's a bloody psychopath!" Mello exclaimed in reply.
"Mello...he hid my GameBoy...and stole your chocolate..." Matt explained. That element of the predicament showed Mello the severity of the predicament. After all, Mello's chocolate was his lifeline, and Mello was pretty sure that Matt's GameBoy was his.
"LIGHT!" Mello bellowed, shocking everyone in the building. "IF YOU DON'T COME HERE AND GIVE BACK ANY STOLEN ITEMS-" Mello paused for good measure-"WELL...LET'S JUST SAY THAT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING HURT!" Mello stormed off, with Matt tailing closely behind.
Meanwhile, in the Task Force office
"Well, Light Yagami. It looks like the jig is up. It certainly was fun while it lasted." Near gloated.
"It was only fun because this was your idea! OK, eating Mello's chocolate was pretty fun, but still! What did Matt ever do to us?!" Misa exclaimed.
"I will assume full responsibility." Near replied, simply.
"I will exit the room for the part where Mello gets angry." L said, getting out of his chair and exiting the room.
"Hehe...looks like I beat all of Matt's highscores. He'll kill me when he gets back." Light chuckled, waving Matt's GameBoy about before setting it on the table. "You know, you're right. Hiding things in your shirt is good strategy." Near nodded.
"You guys are thieves, you know!" Matt yelled. "This isn't funny!" Matt burst into the room, denting the walls around the doorway. Mello shot in from behind Matt, coming close to knocking him down, as Mello dashed up to Light and grabbed his shirt collar.
"Give. Me. Back. My. Chocolate. Now." Mello snarled menacingly, Light's shirt collar tightly in his grasp. He pulled Light out of his seat, as he was just tall enough to pull Light off of his feet by his collar.
"Excuse me, Mello. Before you kill Light, please consider that it was my idea." Near interrupted emotionlessly, not turning from his now fairly sizeable card tower. "And it was Misa who had eaten your chocolate."
"You annoying, arrogant little prick!" Mello yelled, throwing Light down and stomping over to where Near was seated. Near did not even flinch as Mello glowered over him. And with a swift kick, all of Near's hard work in building his card tower could be considered wasted, as the cards tumbled to the floor.
Near scowled, clenching his fists and teeth. "You...you..." He quickly unclenched his fists, and his face reverted to its normal appearance. You could say that he had put his "mask" back on. However, it was painfully obvious to anyone watching (especially Matt, who had regained his GameBoy) that he was seething with anger-no-rage.
"Heh. Now you know what it's like to be mad as hell, Near." Matt joked, lighting a new cigarette. "Hey! These aren't my highscores! Who beat them?!"
"...hehe...bwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all turned to see a certain super-ditz cackling as she broke one of Near's robots. "And that's what you get for making me go over my daily calorie count!"
"..."
Aaand done~! Hope you enjoyed it! Leave suggestions in the reviews and...
Baii~!