Nightmare: Ya think?! You have like...two other stories your working on as well!
LLK: I'm sorry Nighty! But once I get an idea I have to write it down or else I'll forget about it! Besides...with my other two stories, I'm already almost half way done with both of them! But I have the crappy notepad thing and have to wait till I go to my friends just to type up one of the stories.
Nightmare:...Oh...I didn't know that. Is there something you want me to do?
LLK: Just do the disclaimer...
Nightmare: OK then...Little Lady Kunimitsu does not own the characters of Soul Calibur.
LLK: Thank you Nightmare.
Tira yawned as she walked downstairs into the kitchen. When she got there, she looked up at the clock.
"Damn! It's only ten o' clock," she sadi. "I thought it was noon..."
She grabbed a box of cereal, poured it into a bowl, poured some milk into the same bowl, and ate. As soon as she sat down at the table, Nightmare waltzes into the kitchen in his SCIII 1P outfit.
"Good morning, Tira!" he said cheerfully. He held out hims for a hug but Tira declined and continued to eat. He stood quiet for a few seconds before speaking. "Tira...what are you wearing?"
She stopped eating for a second. "My pajamas...duh!"
"No your not! Your just wearing a skimpy tank top and your underwear!"
"So?"
"Do you want me to go to jail?! Your not eighteen yet! If people see you looking like that, they'd think I'm a pedophile!!"
"...And?"
"I don't want to end up like Raphael! Remember him? He had that twelve year old girl living with him and she never came out of his house. You know what happened to him?!"
"...He got sent to jail?"
"He got sent to jail!!"
"But Nightmare...I'm your room mate...NOT YOUR KID!!"
"But I don't want to take any chances!"
"...Whatever," Tira said as she took another bite of her cereal.
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU TEENAGERS!!" Nightmare yelled before storming out of the kitchen.
Tira rolled her eyes and finished up breakfast.
After breakfast, Tira changed into her clothes and appiled her make-up. Wearing her SCIV 1P, she looked around the two story house for Nightmare. She went into the garage and flicked on the light.
"Dammit! Turn off the light!"
"Opps...sorry, Nighty." Tira said as she turned off the light.
"What are you doing? Turn the light back on!"
Tira growled and turned the light on...again. Nightmare's stupid, ugly yellow car was in the garage and Tira guessed he was behind it.
"Nighty...what are you doing?"
"Tira!" he said as he walked to the other side of the car. "I'm going camping!"
"With who?"
"With my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!"
"Hm...Astaroth?"
"Hehehe...no silly! You!"
"W-what?!" Tira said as she started to tremble.
"You heard me! I thought we needed to spend more time together...so, I decided that we should go on a camping trip!"
Tira faints. Nightmare, on the other hand, is clueless but knows Tira fainted.
"Um...Tira. Are you OK?"
Nightmare dumps a bucket of cold water on Tira and she wakes up.
"We're...going...camping?" she asked, clearly distressed.
"Yes we are! Now get into the car!" Nightmare said as he opened the rusty door of the car.
"How about...no!" Tira said she slammed the door shut.
"How about...yes!" He said as he opened the car's door again.
"No!" she said as she slammed the door shut.
Nightmare took a deep breath. Then, he got an idea.
"Tira..."
"What?"
Nightmare held up a crossword puzzle book. Tira's eyes as she looked at the book.
"Oooo...Gimme!" Tira said as she tried to grab the book. Nightmare held it up higher so she couldn't get it.
"You want it?" Tira nodded her head. "Then go get it!"
He threw the book into the car and Tira went after it. Nightmare quickly got into the car and locked the doors of the car. He started the car, crashed through the garage's car door, and went out on the road.
"Your a cheeky bastard..." Tira growled as she buckled her seat belt.
"Well, I got you in. And now you will enjoy this trip!"
"Whatever..."
And the car drove down the highway...Into the horizon.
A/N: I know it's that funny...but it will eventually. Please review and no flames.