Ranma Becomes a Cardcaptor


AN: This is a humorous fic and I really love the idea. Ranma capture the Windy and Water in this one. Should be a really good one. Please R&R!

It was a bright morning. The cherry blosoms were flying. It was definetly going to be a good day, was what Ranma thought as him and Akane sped down the street on their way to school.
"Ranma! You took so long to eat breakfast, now we're late!" Akane screamed at him. "You pervert!" she mumbled under her breath.
"I thought I told you not to call me that!" Ranma said back, glaring at her. "You tomboy!" he added. Akane kicked him in the face. He fell to the ground. Then Ranma got up and started running. "Your lucky you're a girl." He said. The got to school and defeated the usual boys that attacked Akane every morning. This time they did it together. Their teacher made them go into the hall because they were late.
"This is all your fault, Ranma!" Akane blamed him.
"Well, I gotta go return this library book, so I'll be bck later, tomboy." Ranma said to Akane. Akane shrugged.
"I don't care, you pervert!" she answered. Ranma walked down the hall and got to the hallway.
"Hmm. Let's see. I'll just leave this here, since the librarian isn't here." Ranma said to himself out loud. He walked back to the mystery section. No one is here, the library is completely empty. That's unusual, Ranma thought.
"Might as well get a book while I'm here." Ranma looked along the rows and rows of books until he found an interesting one titled the clow. He pulled it out and opened it.
"I wonder what this book is all about... huh? Cards?" He pulled the first one out. "Windy?" he said. Suddenly, a huge gust of wind blew. Ranma shielded his eyes. The mysterious cards flew out of the book except the windy, which was still in his hand.
"What the... what the hell is going on?" Ranma asked himself out loud. Suddenly the wind stopped. Ranma relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief. Then, a yellow creature, resembling a stuffed animal protruded from the mysterious book.
"Hey Hey Hoo!" The creature said to ranma. Ranma screamed. Akane ran in to the library.
"Ranma! Where are you?" she asked as she walked through the library. "We're gonna get in trouble! We gotta get back tot he classroom." She yelled. She found the section of books and saw Ranma.
"We gotta go, stop playing with your stuffed animals!" she screamed.
"I am not a stuffed animal! I'm Keroberos, the guardian of the seal of the clow cards!" the stuffed animal said. Akane screamed. Ranma screamed as well.
"What the..." Akane started.
"Clow Cards?" Ranma asked the thing calming down.
"Yeah, the cards that were in this book. My job is to protect them!" Keroberos said. He looked to point to them and realized they were all gone.
"What!? Where did they go?" he asked Ranma.
"Well, I read the name Windy. And a gust of wind blew." Ranma started.
"Yeah?" Keroberos asked. Akane stared in disbelief at all of this.
"And all the cards blew away!" Ranma finished. Keroberos and Ranma started laughing. Then Keroberos realized what he was laughing at.
"What?!" he asked. Suddenly, the lights came on in the library.
"Is someone in here? This is the librarian."
"Ranma, keroberos, we gotta go!" Akane whispered.
"Your right! Keroberos, get in my bag." Ranma agreed. Keroberos nodded.
"Ok, but can ya please call me Kero?" he asked.
"Sure, what ever, lets go!" Akane said urgently. They left the library and continued on with school as usual. Their teacher told them about a field trip to the aquariam the next day.
A-aquarium? Ranma thought to himself. T-that's means water! Akane grinned at him.
"We won't be getting wet will we?" Ranma asked their teacher.
"Not unless the containers break." Their teacher said with a smile. Thank god,Ranma thought. After Ranma and Akane got home, they sat at Akane's desk, making sure no one was around, and they let Kero out.
"Sheesh, it was hot in there.."
"So what happens now, Keroberos?" Akane asked.
"It's Kero..."
"Ok! What does Ranma have to do?" Akane asked.
"Me? You were there too!"
"But you opened the book!"
"Will you too stop it! Anyway." Kero started. "Those card were magical. They will cause trouble, so we have to capture them." Kero stated.
"Is it gonna be dangerous?" Ranma asked, getting scared.
"Oh yeah.."
"Damn.."
"Don't worry, kid. Now stand over there." Kero instructed. Ranma did as he was told.
"Key of the seal! Listen as you are told. Someone wishes for a contract with you!" Kero said. A small key appeared in front of Ranma.
"Grab the key, Ranma!" Kero told him. The key elongated as Ranma grabbed it. Akane looked stricken.
Alright, the birth of a Cardcaptor!" Kero exclaimed.