Explanation: I've wanted to do a Wesker/Resident Evil Parody for some time now, and for whatever reason, "Jingle Bells" comes to mind...
Disclaimer: Resident Evil and Wesker and Jingle Bells are not mine. Reviews are welcome, flames shall be used to roast marshmallows. I also don't own marshmallows. Thanks to Mistress Mary D and Demonhunter4752 for their favoriting and support.
Oh yeah... Implied WeskerxChris, language, vanity... You don't like? Scam, cause you've been warned. Onward!
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Dashing through the sand,
To Africa I go,
I have an evil plan,
I call it "Uroboros".
If Chis gets in my way,
I'll throw him 'cross a room,
That bitch keeps getting on my nerves,
This time, I'll see him doomed!
Oh, BSAA and Redfield are on my tail again,
If they continue pushing me, they'll meet my "little friend",
Oh, Jill is mine, my life's sublime, that Excella chick's a whore,
Slick back my hair, give Chris a glare, and knock him through a door!
Now things don't look so good,
In fact, they're pretty bleak,
I'd kill Chris if I could,
But he leaves me feeling weak,
Our lives are still entwined,
He'll haunt me 'till I'm dead,
If he doesn't give in soon,
I'm ripping off his head!
Oh, Redfield and I will have our final fight,
Confound with speed, make him plead and submit to my might,
Oh, Shiny shades, black leather clothes, I'll come as quite a shock,
I love Redfield and will not yield until he sucks my cock!
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Wesker: Okay... You're crazy...
Me:(^.^) Aww, but I love you!
Wesker:(O.o) ...
So... that was that... told ya there was cussing and rudeness... Lol, love you all!