Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been in major anime/manga/video game series. All characters act upon our personal feelings.

The Adventures of Sesu Akashi

Chapter 1 - Beginnings

That day. That fateful, crappy, kinda awesome day. Were I found out there is this abnormally large crimson button on the back of the remote. My parents had recently acquired a brand new DVR, called MeVR. Why it was called MeVR, I will never know. After approximately two months, three days, twelve hours, eight minutes, and thirty-seven seconds; I finally got the chance to use that strangely named, probably cursed MeVR. So, I lied down on the couch all happy, that finally I got the chance to use the new TV. I turned it on, and went instantly to what I thought was OnDemand. Sadly, it was called OffRelent, which made me realize, how much I hate my television.

"DAMN IT! THIS SUCKS REALLY HARD MONKEY–!" I was suddenly stopped by the sound of my parents bursting through the doors. I got up nervously, putting my hand on the back of my head, shrugging slightly. I gave out a nervous chuckle, and they continued walking to their room. Some chatter could be heard about 'boarding school so he can get away from that dreadful Wade!', and then something about making love, but then I ignored the rest of the conversation.

Now that I was on OffRelent, which was ironic all in itself, I go to the Anime Network. A screen on the television popped open. It read; 'Would you like to star in your own adventure, where you can be anything that you wish! If so, click the button on the back of the remote!'.

I was all like "Holy shizznit!" and I just laughed it off. I heard my sister yelling at me from the room on the second floor.

"STOP SWEARING YOU...YOU..." She was at a loss for words. She could not think of a way to insult him without swearing. So she just shut up from there on in.

I just smiled to myself a little, quickly grabbing my phone. It was playing, 'Cartoon Heroes', so I knew that Wade was the one that was calling. I flipped it open quickly, and I decided to try to trick him. I put on a fake Canadian accent, "Halo! You have called the Mounty Maple Syrup Company! What would you like?"

On the other end of the line, there was a pause, with nothing coming out but laughing. "I would like...Eighteen chicken flavor maple syrup bottles, filled a quarter of the way, with bacon dipped inside."

This time I paused. He was good. Very good. I thought quickly and then retaliated, "Gaaaah! You win. You're too good." I laughed a little bit, and then continued the conversation. "So, what did you call for?"

Wade yawned lightly, "Did we have any Chemistry II homework? I don't care anymore. We should hang out tomorrow! Okay, thanks bye!" He quickly hung up without listening to my story about the OffRelent, and the Anime Network; which ironically was spelled 'An' im eNet work'.

I just laugh a little bit at this fact, and then I just turn off the 'OffRelent'. I walked upstairs, grabbing my orange Nintendo SS, which everyone knows stands for SingleScreen. I flipped in 'Nintengirl - Anime Edition'. I just chuckled a little bit, laughing about the OffRelent about the Anime Network. I quickly started to play it, ignoring all the yelling coming from my parents, and the noises coming from my hamster, Ayane(Yes, I am that much of a nerd). I slowly fell asleep–somehow–playing this game. How, I have know idea.

The next morning, after quickly taking a shower and putting on my school uniform. I attended Han'you High School, which translated actually means 'Generic High School'. My friend Wade, whom was mentioned before, found out this information. After a quick school day, which was excruciatingly painful for me to bear, I got home, glaring back at the television. This was it. This time I would see what the button was. As I reached for the television remote, and then my phone rang.

"ALRIGHT! I'M COMING OVER!" A loud, deep, semi-demonic voice bellowed. Some more laughing, exactly like Wade's; just because it was Wade's. A quick beep and dial tone was heard yet again.

Shrugging a bit, grabbing the remote. I turned the television on, peering at the button. This time, it was bigger than the remote. Ironic yet again, it said 'Do not press'. I just laughed, "My life is very ironic now." I went to OffRelent and then on Anime Network. I saw the ad yet again, and a countdown appeared this time. Five seconds. Four seconds. I couldn't choose whether to do it or not, my hands were becoming sweaty. Three seconds. Two seconds. I turned the remote over as quickly as I could and pressed it.

I started to laugh, "Hah! I knew nothing would–Why do I have the sensation of falling?" I looked down, and damn near pissed myself. I growled a little bit as I started to scream. "OH GOD! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MOMMY! OH GOD, I'M AFRAID. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M S–DAMN IT! DAMN IT! I HATE THIS! IT BURNS!" I covered my eyes, and I turned to face down, unknowingly turning my face to the ground. I opened my eyes at the last second, and felt a crushing feeling at the location of my nose.

I stood up, cracking my now broken nose back into place, and then sighed, "My face-face-face-face! My beautiful sex-ah face!" I just sigh once more, looking around. There was nothing. Absolutely nothing. It was just a blank room and in front of me was some kind of weird door. I sighed and decided to turn it. "I'm a very sigh-y person right now, Especially since I'm angry."

While walking into this room, I noticed that there was only one chair, and some old hag sitting behind the desk. She just sighed a little bit and handed me a paper. "Ninja Name? Appearance? Headband? Kekki Genkai? Jutsus? What the hell is this?!" I looked back up, and this time she was a young attractive woman, with pink hair, short skirt, revealing dress. And sparkly, huge, and bouncy boo–I mean eyes. She just smiled happily, "Just fill out the packet."

After hours and hours and hours and hours of filling in questions, my hand cramping up from what I thought was arthritis. All I heard was something that sounded like my friend Wade singing a song he made, which is just him counting to ten. It drove me INSANE. I stood up, and the woman was back to the old hag. I just sighed a little bit, extremely depressed all of the sudden. I handed it over, "Here you go!" She took it with a nod.

"You may feel another...Falling sensation again," she says. She took out a stamp, and hit me in the head with it.

I just thought for a moment, "What are you talking–I'm falling again aren't I?" I looked down sighing slightly. "THIS SUCKS MONKEY FU–DGE!" I stopped myself from screaming a bad word, as I lightly tapped the ground with my feet. I looked around a little bit, and then I noticed I was near a lake. I looked into it, and I looked completely different. I was muscularly-thin. Short, white and wavy hair. Icy blue eyes. I thought about Naruto, a manga, and I did a few signs that had to deal with water, and I touched the lake. It froze instantly. "Absolute Zero Touch...DAMN SON! THIS IS AMAZINGLY AMAZING WITH AMAZING SPRINKLES AND A SIDE OF CHUCK-NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK AWESOME, WITH CHEESE ON RYE!" I laughed a little bit. This is how I ended up in this world. This world I call.. Sugoi.