Key:
Bold: Travis
Underlined: Will
Italicized: Breanne
One day Breanne and William were looking at baby clothes to fit Willie Junior numero uno. So they entered Toys R Us.
HEY LOOKIE WHAT I FOUNDED!
...yes? Oh Willie, that's baby doll clothes.
Yur point?
(He has a country accent now, folks)
...they won't fit the BABY.I think they will shrink in the wash, don't seem to understand, these clothes are made for people 12 inches tall, and THEY don't grow
Errrrrr
Lets look in the clothes department....Will? Will...? WILL?!
(As she looks over to the fountain)
I'M FREEEEEEEE
(He sits over in the fountain mimicking the boy with water squirting out of his mouth)
You look awfully baby sizered! Hows about I steal them clothers of yurs?
... Willie you can NOT steal clothes, especially off of manikins
(some random kid over by a manikin dressed in a bra and undies carrying clothes goes, "Awww" and puts them down)
OKAY now we should...
WEEEEEE
(she darts over to the tiny horse rides to see Will with a cowboy hat and buck teeth on the horse with a little kid on the floor crying and many others shooting dirty looks at him)
YE HAWWW!!
…WILLLLIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Heheheeheheh...
(Then he runs to that one manikin dressed in a bra)
so how's about we get to know each other, don'tcha say?
COME ON WILLIE
(he suddenly runs over to the checkout to meet his good buddy....)
(Travis) HEY WESLEY!! Searching for baby clothers?
YUP!
...wesley...?
but we couldn't find the "one", yer know?
(Mutters to herself) sure cuz our children will settle for ONE item of clothing...
I GOT THE PERFECT ONE!
...
What?!
HER!!
(As they look over to a new shiny coverable)
Aint' she perrty?
Yerr!
Too bad...I reckon she's a mine! Uhh
(holds up Barbie clothing)
HERS what you need!
ITS PERRTY PERFECT I reckon!!
........
glad to be of assistance!
Any time!
(Thinks to herself) ...ANY TIME?!!!