I had this kind of urge to write something about Eric. He's kind of a character with no info behind him. This is what life would be like if Eric were a creeper and if Bella was afraid of creepers (aka Eric).
Again, I do not own anything. All these characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, as does full credit go to her.

Eric Is One Messed Up Dude

Start of High School:
Eric: Ya need help gettin' around?
Bella: No thanks, I'm not disabled.
Eric: Hi, I forgot to say my name. It's Eric. And I love you.
Bella: Hi Eric. Ummm I don't love you, I'll catcha lata.
Eric: What? Nooooooooooo!
*Eric runs away screaming: She's gonna eat meeeeeeeee! Run Eric ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Bella: Wow. He's special.

Gym:
*Girls hit the ball around*
*Bella Hits Mike in the head*
Bella: I'm so sorry. You know those girls should toss better balls. 'Cuz I can't play with retards.
Mike: It's okay. My name is Mike Newton. But you can call me Bond, James Bond.
Bella: Okay...
Jessica: She has a bad spike don't ya think? Oh, I'm Jessica by the way. But you can call me whatever.
Bella: What the heck are you talking about? I can hit perfectly fine. It's just people like you that can't play. You always have to blame everyone else, don't you?
Eric: OOooooh CAT FIGHT!
Bella: Eric, where the heck did you come from?
Jessica: Yeah Eric, get lost.
*Eric runs away screaming: !
Mike: What a creeper. Too bad he's rich.

Biology:
Teacher: Hey what's up class?
Students: Nothin'.
Teacher: Okay, well we have a new student here in class. Everyone make her feel welcome.
Bella: Where do I sit?

Teacher: You wanna have the teacher's chair?
Bella: Uh no. I just wanna sit.
Teacher: Okay, here's the last seat available. Damn you're so demanding.
Bella: Thanks.
Teacher: Oh do you need a fan too? Huh? Well have it. Maybe you'll freeze.
Bella: Okay. I'm so hot. You should have seen Eric, he's like stalking me.
*Eric jumps out from behind the hooks and yells: I AM NOT!
Teacher: Eric you don't even take Biology.
Eric: Well I wanna. Bella is so pretty. Bella you wanna go out?
Bella: FOR THE 100TH TIME ERIC NO!
Eric: JEESH BELLA YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!
Bella: So go.
Eric: Fine.
Bella: Fine
Bella: Good.
Eric: Good.
Bella: Now go.
Eric: Fine.
Bella: Fine.
Eric: Good.
Bella: Good.
Teacher: WE GET IT ALREADY! Move along Eric. There's nothin' else to see.
Eric: Yes there is. Bella I love you!
Bella: Whatever.
*Eric runs out screaming: .
Teacher: Come on class back to work.
Bella: I'm Bella. What's your name?
Edward: Shut up.
Bella: Well that's a weird name. Where do you live?
Edward: Shut up.
Bella: I never heard of that place. Is it pretty?
Edward: Yes it is. I'm shut up, I came from shut up and I wish you would shut the heck up!
Bella: Your name isn't really shut up, and you don't come from shut up.
Edward: Congratulations. I took you that long to figure it out.
Bella: Then what's your real name?
Edward: Edward.
Bella: Ooooooooh 'kay.

Lunch:
Eric: ... So like I was in biology class and-
Angela: Eric, why were you in biology? You have Spanish.
Eric: But Bella is soooo pretty. I just want to touch her long brown hair. I hope that when I do it smells like-
*Bella walks into the room*
Eric:*Sighs* Strawberries... HEY BELLA!
*Bella notices Eric and runs out of the room*

Eric: Dammit! They always run.
Angela: *Pats Eric's back* There, there Eric. It's okay. You'll get a girl sometime.
Eric: *Eyes lighten up like he was going to ask someone out* Will you be mine Angela?
Angela: *Runs out of the room as fast as she possibly can.*