Hey guys! I Revamped (hehe vamped) this story. Closed plot holes, fixed abominable grammar, and tried to make my cringeworthy OC less Sueish (alas, didn't work). Enjoy at your own risk. I wrote this at 15 years old. I am now 21. Fuck me, who let me have a computer?

Ask anyone about me. Anyone. Well, except that one girl, but see, she doesn't count! But the general consensus about me is that I am a "walking encyclopedia" and "college soccer bound" and overall a "nice person." I am what others want to be. But see, being "perfect" isn't all it's cracked up to be. Well, everyone else's ideas of perfect. Sometimes, a person's idea of perfect it to be wielding dual handcrafted pistols!

"Mom! Momma! MOMMY!" I yelled, as I was looking around frantically.

"Whaaat?" My mother called back from her room.

"Have you seen my ipod? I going for a walk!" I replied breathlessly, as I appeared in the doorway.

"Another? It's getting late hun, and you have biology to study! And don't forget about that vocabulary list for U.S. History!"

"Yeah, I know momma. I have 30 minutes until sundown, and I can stay up late tonight."

"…Okay…It's under your stack of papers on the table." She said. "You can't stay up late every night, you know."

"I know!" I called as I ran to the table and grabbed my iPod. "I won't be long!"

I walk outside and the cool air washed over me. A lot of the time during the school year, especially near exams, I would take walks to ease my mind. I popped in my ear buds, and started up my music. The sound entered my ears with a big BOOM, and I yanked out the ear buds and cursed loudly. It was still loud from mowing the lawn the other day.

I started walking down the dirt path away from my house. I turned down the music, although I knew it was going to get turned up again, gradually this time. Linkin Park was in progress when the music was at a respectable volume. "Meh." I said as I hit next. Avenged Sevenfold popped up next. "Not in the mood.." I said. "Next." Maroon 5? "Nope."

"Ohhh! YES!" I said. Three Days Grace popped up with Animal I Have Become. My dad once told me that a person's music is a great reflection of their personality. Apparently, I'm an angry person.

I live in Farm Country, USA. Yep in the middle of nowhere. Okay, not true, but our town had about 4,000 people in it, and I was a sophomore in a class of 103. Yeah, that small. But that small school comes with great competition, as it is harder to get seen by colleges both academically and athletically. I am, well WAS a straight A student, until I started failing my AP biology class. It was online, and I procrastinate a lot, which makes it hard. Then there is the fact that I'm 10 pounds over playing weight in soccer. I'm a goalkeeper, and my vertical jump is lacking because of it, though I do think it useless since I'm tall. But I love food. That's why it's so hard for me to diet. But I also love goalkeeping. It's like my own little version of war, see, the other person is going to put the ball in the net by any means necessary, right? Well, I shall do the same to keep it out. I'm not scared of getting hurt, heck usually I hurt myself. I like hitting people. Maybe I should play football? All I know is that I lose myself in the game. I just need a change. That's why I'm failing. I'm bored. My life is "perfect." Sometimes perfect isn't what a person wants.

I looked out in front of me and then at the sky. It was dusk. Okay, so I was out a little later than I said I would be. I found my spot in between the woods and the fields and sat on my tree stump that was next to another tree. I sat down upon it, and popped my ear buds out. My ears were hurting a little. I just sat there for a few minutes, and then I heard something. Like a rustling in the woods next to me. I looked around into the bushes. "I can't see shit…" I murmured to myself. "Maybe I do need to head back." I said. I got back and started to head back. I left my ear buds out this time so that I could listen for more rustling. As I was making my way through a clearing in between two separate wooded areas, I heard some laughing. I whipped around to the direction, to see a man about six feet tall, and dressed in black. His eyes were red, and his teeth sharp and pointed. Chilled moved down my spine at the sight of him, and I've read enough myth and lore to know WHAT this was.

"Why are humans sooo pathetic?" He hissed. He made his way towards me, as I was still in shock as to what I was looking at.

"You are athletic, I can tell; there will be a lot of blood running through your veins…" He stopped and sniffed the air. "And your heart is already racing…that's good, good" He cackled.

I finally gathered my wits, and held my ground. I knew there was no running, maybe I could talk to him? Highly unlikely, but it's my only choice right now. I stood up straight, and looked him in the eye. "If I am to face death, what is death's name then? Might I know this much?"

His grin turned into a face of aw, as he looked at me with some admiration. "You have courage, I see, and some wit about you. Very well, I am known as Lathander, and since the prey knows the predator's name, what is your name, my dear?" He said as he rocketed up to me with incredible speed. He grabbed my chin and pulled it up towards him with some force. I knew vampires were fast, but this fast? I never knew…

"Speak!" He barked.

"My…name…is…is…it is Elizabeth." I finally got out.

"Yes, speak, dog, speak." He released me, and laughed as I fell to the ground to my knees.

"You are interesting to say the least, but you will die. Tell me, are you a virgin girl?"

"Wha-What?"

"You heard me!"

"Yes." I said.

He grinned a sadistic smile in reply.

He grabbed my neck. His nails dug in slightly and I winced at the pain.

"Don't worry." He cooed. "This will only hurt a lot!"

"They really don't make vampires like they used to anymore." A deep voice purred from the woods.

Lathander paled at the voice. "The great Alucard. What a surprise to see one as powerful as you in such a dull area." Lathander tried to mask the fear in his voice, but I could hear it, and apparently so could this "Alucard." I smirked. Lathander noticed this and held tighter.

"Leave Alucard, this human is mine."

"I am not here for her, rather for you." He mused, beginning to circle the vampire.

"Seeing her courage…it is interesting, and, if she wishes, she could come with me?" He arched his eyebrow, and looked at me.

I couldn't help but grin, and nod. Lathander's grip tightened, to the point where oxygen was almost a fantasy to my lungs.

"ENOUGH!" Lathander roared. "Do you want to die?" He asked me.

"I do not fear death," I choked out.

He growled, "Die then."

His nails dug into my neck, and tore into the muscle. I bellowed out in pain, and heard a loud gunshot in the silence. A silver gun was pointed at Lathander's side, and he staggered back. I fell to the ground, slightly gurgling on my own blood with my hand on my neck to stop the bleeding.

In the place that Alucard stood, there was a wisp of shadow, and next thing I saw he was next to Lathander with a firm hold on the cowardly vampire.

"Wait." I said. "Allow me."

Alucard arched his brow, and looked at me. "You are not even strong enough to stand, and you will surely bleed out in a couple of minutes. This delay will surely be your death."

I shakily made my way to my feet, and held out my hand. "Give. Me. The gun."

He smirked. "Very well." I grabbed the silver gun from his hand, and it dropped to my side. It was heavy, definitely not made for a human. I took my other hand, drenched in blood, off my neck, and used it to lift the gun. I took aim at the vampire's head at point blank range. "Goodbye."

My hand squeezed the trigger, and the bullet left the chamber in an instant. The vampire's head was gone before my very eyes. I heard a loud pop in my shoulder as I was blown back by the recoil. I laid on the ground, gazing at the stars and how beautiful they were.

Alucard retrieved his gun and asked, "Do you wish to come with me?"

I nodded.

"Remember, this was your choice."

I faded into darkness.

I woke up in a room of…stone? Where was I? I quickly sat up, and blood left my head, and I felt dizzy.

"I see you are awake now." A female voice said.

I lifted my hand to my head and said, "Who are you?"

"My name is Sir Integra Fairbrook Windgates Hellsing, and I am the Head of the government organization named Hellsing that is in service to the Queen of England." She elaborated with a smirk.

"How the hell did that happen?" I pondered.

"You very well know, Little Nymph." The vampire Alucard materialized through the stone wall that was behind me.

"Do you even know what a door is?" I mocked offhandedly.

"Oh, this one will be interesting!" He bellowed with laughter. "Even more so than Police Girl!"

"Hold on, so last night wasn't a dream? Who's 'Police Girl'"

I listened to Integra's words, meanwhile kept an eye on the vampire who's character I may have misjudged. "Last night?" Integra snorted. "You've been in bed for two days now."

"You are kidding, right?"

"I don't kidd." Integra said. "Seras Victoria is another fledgling of Alucard's."

"How many are there of us?" I asked. "Just two at Hellsing, you and Seras, but, essentially, all vampires are Alucard's. You see, you are looking at Vlad Dracula himself."