The Beginning+
All the htf's were on a bus headed back to htf town
Teary mike and nutty were sitting next to each other checking out the girls
Teary: I love that one right there
Mike: who fluffy
Teary: yea
Nutty: ( smirks) dude why don't you just bust a move
Teary: no not yet
Mike: well better do it soon
Teary: yea your right
Nutty: who do you like mike
Mike: hey im not telling you
Nutty: teary told us who he likes
Teary: d**m right I did
Mike: I like petunia
Nutty: ( burst out laughing ) dude you like that neat freak
Petunia overheard nutty and walked over
Petunia: um nutty can you be a little nicer
Nutty: yes
Petunia: oh and mike I sort of like you too but not in that way
Teary: nice one nutty
Nutty: what
Mike: who do you like nutty
Nutty: forget that im not telling you
Teary: and why not
Nutty: cause you guys will laugh
Teary: come on tell us
Nutty: I like flaky
Teary burst out laughing while mike sat there looking seriously at his friend
Mike: you jack*** stop laughing
Teary: ok sheesh
Mike: so you like flaky
Nutty: yea
Busdriver: we are here in htf town
When she opened the doors nutty's arm got stuck inside the door
Nutty: someone help
Mike: im coming
He came there and helped his friend out but sadly flippy was inside there and was ready for a fight
Mike: nutty go I got flippy
Nutty: ok mike
Flippy lunged at mike but he missed and stabbed and killed the busdriver
Flippy: d***it
Mike: you missed
This just made flippy even more angry so he cheated and took out a desert eagle
Mike: wow really
Flippy: yeah so this is where it ends
Mike: no
Flippy: what do you mean
Mike: (kicked flippy in the shin) that is how it ends
Flippy : ow you c**t
Mike took the desert eagle and aimed it at flippy
Flippy: go ahead shoot me
Mike looked at the gun then at flippy but he made a decision he took the gun and shot himself
Flippy: what the
During the night
Mike: man that was a horrible death but I will shake it off
Cuddles runs up to mike and panickes
Cuddles: dude a missile had come and destroyed your house
Mike: what
Cuddles: sorry dude
Mike: well I know a feminine person that will let me stay with them
Cuddles: well goodnight mike
Mike: goodnight cuddles
Mike walks up to petunia's house an takes a deep breath and knocks on the door
Petunia: hmmm wonder who that could be
Petunia answers the door and to her surprise it was mike
Petunia: what are you doing mike it's like 11:30
Mike: I know Petunia but can I stay with you
Petunia: why
Mike: well my house exploded
Petunia: oh you poor thing ok you can stay with me but I only have one bed ( smiles)
Mike: I guess im sleeping with you
Petunia: (nods head)
Mike: ( sighs) ok
Petunia squeals with joy
Mike: well um do you need help with anything
Petunia: well let's just go to bed ok
Mike: ok petunia
Early in the morning mike wakes up and bangs his head on petunia's decorations around the top of her bed
Mike: ow f**k
Petunia heard mike curse and got up revealing her breast
Mike: man that was a good sleep
Petunia yea it was
Mike: ( mike stares at petunia's breast)
Petunia: what
Mike: look down
Petunia does what she is told and gasps she forgot to put her bra on
Mike: here I found your bra
Petunia: thank you mike
Mike: im gonna go and see my friend nutty
Petunia: ok mike
When mike leaves petunia says stuff to herself
Petunia: why can't I tell him that I love him
Later outside
Mike: you know I wonder what nutty is doing
Mike was not watching so he bumped into flaky
Flaky: ow hey watch it
Mike: sorry
Flaky recognized the voice
Flaky: oh hi mike
Mike: hi flaky
Flaky: what are you doing
Mike: im going to see nutty
Flaky: so am I
Mike: ok well see you later flaky
Flaky: ok bye
At nutty's house
Nutty and teary were wrestling even though nutty had the upper hand
Mike: (opens door) hey what are you doing nutty
Nutty: wrestling
Teary: want to join
Nutty: ( choke slams teary) dude never let mike fight
Teary: why
Nutty: because mike fights brutal
Teary: ok
Mike: of course I do nutty
Mike picks up nutty and throws him into the wall and they hear a knock at the door
Nutty: who is it
Flaky: it's flaky
Nutty: go ahead and come in
Flaky: hi nutty
Teary: flaky watch out
Flaky see's a knife coming at her
Flaky: (screams)
Mike went right in front of her and let the knife strike him in his heart
Nutty: he gave his life to protect you
Flaky screams as she watched mike die slowly
Teary: calm down flaky he will come back
Flaky: I know I just don't like it when people die
Nutty: I know but you have to suck it up
Flaky gets offended by his comment and storms off
Teary: nice one retard
Nutty: sorry
Mike still alive gets up and gets annoyed with nutty
Mike: (weakly) what's your problem
Nutty: what she needs to suck it up
Mike: leave her alone
Teary: seriously Nutty get your act right
Mike: you need to apologize
Nutty: ok I will
Teary: good luck you will need it
Nutty walks over too flaky's house to apologize
Nutty: (knocks on door)
Flaky: (opens door) what do you want
Nutty: I wanted to say sorry
Flaky: so you wanted to say sorry
Nutty: yes flaky I didn't mean that stuff
Flaky: really well your welcome to come inside if you wish
Nutty: thanks flaky
After 3 hours of talking something happens
Flaky: um nutty are you all right you seem twitchy
Nutty: um it's nothing flaky
Flaky: okay
Nutty: so im gonna go ok
Flaky looked at him and said
Flaky: okay
She leads him out the door
Nutty walks to his house and see's it in ruins he sees his friend's laying knocked out by the charred home
Nutty: what the f**k happened
Mike: ( weakly) ask teary ( falls over dead)
Nutty: teary what did you guys do to my f**king house
Teary: ( weakly) I um accidently blew it up
Nutty: and you call me the retard
Teary: ( also falls over dead )
Nutty: retards
The next day
Nutty: ow man the ground was hard
Mike walks over well rested
Nutty: how are you well rested your house blew up
Mike: yeah but someone shared their house with me
Nutty: male or female
Mike: (mumbles) female
Nutty: what
Mike: (yells) female
Nutty: ok let me guess petunia
Mike: yea I also caught sight of something you would never see
Nutty: her boobs
Mike: you got that right
Nutty: well you're lucky while I'm sleeping on the ground your sleeping in your own bed
Mike: actually I share a bed with petunia
Nutty: wow man I wish someone would help me
Mike: dude why don't you just ask flaky she's feminine
Nutty: ok yea I will do that
Mike: right well im going to see what cuddles is doing
Nutty: okay
Nutty walks over to flaky's house
Nutty: (knocks on door) hope she's there
Flaky: (opens door) hi nutty
Nutty: hi flaky is it alright if I stay with you
Flaky: why
Nutty: my house blew up by teary
Flaky: ( tears up cause of that horrible thought) wow you can stay
Nutty: do you have two bed's or one
Flaky: I only have one but you can sleep with me
Nutty: ( blushes) ok
Earlier when mike went to the home of cuddles
Mike: ( excited) I hope he's there
Cuddles: (opens the door) (yawns) what are you doing here mike
Mike: I was coming to see if you wanted to do stuff
Cuddles: can't giggles kept me up all night
Giggles: no I didn't stop f**king lying
Cuddles: honey please don't use foul language
Giggles: I'm sorry ( kisses cuddles on the lips )
Mike: right well I will see you later cuddles
Cuddles: ok bye ( whispers to giggles) now where were we
Giggles: ( gulps ) mike please don't leave
Mike: it's ok giggles cuddles won't hurt you
Cuddles: yea I won't hurt you
Giggles: ( gulps ) ok bye
Mike: (laughs) bye
Mike comes back to petunia's house at 9:30 pm
Mike: (opens door) hi petunia
Petunia: hi mike
Mike: so what's you doing ( smells something ) what are you cooking
Petunia: it's not cooking it's my perfume
Mike: well whatever it is it makes my mouth water
Petunia: (giggles) so you mean I make your mouth water
Mike: (blushes) um yea
Petunia: aw mike that's sweet
Mike: uh yea so what are you doing
Petunia: I'm doing cleaning you must think I'm a neat freak for doing this
Mike: no I don't (staring at petunia)
Petunia: ok mike your kind of making me nervous when you stare at me
Mike: oh sorry (thinking) man I love that skunk
Petunia: it's ok (Thinking) man I love that chipmunk
Mike: um petunia may I ask you something
Petunia: sure
Mike: sometime would you like to go on a date
Petunia: (blushes and laughs)
Mike: (thinking) she's laughing man I'm such a do**he bag
Petunia: (blushes) sure I would love to
Mike: wait did you just say yes
Petunia: yea
Mike jumps with glee and kissed petunia smack dab on the lips
Mike: (realizes what he just did)
Petunia: (blushes) mike I was going to do that on are date but you beat me to it
Mike: ( laughs nervously) yea I guess I did
Petunia: (also laughs nervously) oh well I guess I can still kiss you on are date
Mike: well where do you want to go
Petunia: we can go to the movies they have this very romantic movie that I wanted to see
Mike: ok
Petunia: can we bring giggles and cuddles
Mike: only if we can bring fluffy flaky teary and nutty
Petunia: ok
Later at the theater
Mike: so when is the movie going to start
Petunia: I don't know
After an hour the place goes black and the movies start
All: yay
During most scenes giggles ,cuddles ,nutty ,and flaky would cuddle
While mike and petunia would sit there
Mike: so
Petunia: (looks at mike) what
Mike: how can you see me
Petunia: how can you see me
Mike: you know what I will tell you later
Petunia: (giggles and kisses mike on the cheek)
Mike starts to get twitchy but keeps his cool
Mike: really how can you see me
Petunia: (laughs)
Mike: uh why are you laughing
Petunia: (looking concerned) you don't know
Mike: no(surprised)
Petunia: giggles taught me how to do this
Mike: but chipmunks are born with this sense
Petunia: I know giggles told me
Mike: so how can you learn
Someone yells behind them
???: shut up
Mike: (turns around) why don't you
The stranger sees who it is and sits back down
Petunia: (laughs to herself)
On the upper stands with fluffy and teary
Fluffy: so teary what do you think of the movie
Teary: it's pretty good
Fluffy drops her purse and teary goes to pick it up
Teary: I will get it
Teary finds out that fluffy is wearing a Minnie skirt
Teary: (smiles) oh yea
Fluffy: did you get it
Teary: yea I got it
Fluffy: thanks teary (kisses him on the cheek)
Teary: (excited) hey that felt great
Fluffy: (giggles)
After the movie was over
Mike: that was a great movie
Cuddles: yea pretty awesome if you ask me
Petunia: I loved it
Nutty: it was superb
Flaky: I loved it the most
Giggles: I liked it
Fluffy: sweet
Teary: awesome movie
Mike: right well I'm going to go
Petunia: why
Mike: cause I feel like it
Petunia: ok
Cuddles: me and giggles are going to go to
Giggles: bye
After giggles and cuddles left
Mike: it's a wonder I'm tired
Petunia: why are you tired
Mike: petunia look around everyone is asleep and it is 12:00
Petunia: wow
Mike: right so do you want to go
Petunia: sure
Mike and petunia walked home holding hands and kissing each other
The next day
At flaky's house
Nutty wakes up from his slumber
Nutty: (yawns) wow my legs hurt for some reason
Flaky: then why don't you stretch them
Nutty: cause I never feel like it
Flaky: (giggles)
Later at teary's house
Teary: what a wonderful day it is
Mike knocks on his door
Teary: (opens door) sup
Mike: sup dude
Teary: so what are you he—
Teary was cut off by mike
Mike: um I brought someone with me
Teary: who
Petunia: (pops up) me
Teary: (laughs) nice pop up
Petunia: ( smiles ) thank you
Mike: right well I was just here to stop by
Teary: for what
Mike: um petunia can you go to flaky's to get nutty
Petunia: sure ( kisses mike )
Teary: what dude
Mike hands him a note
Teary: what is this
Mike: read it
Teary reads the note to return back to the war
Teary: no way I'm not going
Mike: you have to or the general will drop us off the boundaries and kill us
Teary: that is not f**king fair
Mike: I know every male and female must go
Teary: Flippy is not going to like this
Mike: I know
Later at flippy's house
Ale: so flippy what are you doing shouldn't you be getting ready for a war
Flippy; I don't want to go back to the war
Ale: (kisses flippy's head) I know flippy
Over at cuddles's house
Cuddles: no not another war
Giggles: (tears up) the brutal things we see
Cuddles: I know giggles
Giggles: I can't believe we have to go back
Cuddles: but you're a medic
Giggles: but I am worried about you we are fighting out of the boundaries
Cuddles: I know giggles (hugs giggles) it's ok
Giggles: I don't think so
Later at Teary's house
Teary: I don't get it
Mike: get what
Teary: that the general wants us to go back to the war
Mike: no one knows
Teary: well we better be getting suited up
10 days later
Giggles: oh my god I am trying to get away from this stuff
Flippy: calm down giggles
Russell: yar lass even I have to go to the war
Ale: well us females are only medics so we are not in the heat of the war
Mike: well soldiers are you ready
All: yes sir
Mike: alright soldiers we want the sergeants in the front and colonel's in the back am I right marines
All: sir yes sir
Mike: ( laughs ) D**m right I am
The ship lands and they all get out
Cuddles: go go go
Mike: sergeant cuddles
Cuddles: yes sir
Mike: go to the front lines and see what you can find
Cuddles: yes sir
Later
Cuddles: sir the enemy is building some kind of weapon
Mike: right (yells behind him) medics and soldiers I know you don't like this but we are going to rush them
All: yes sir
Mike: on my mark
Giggles: I have a bad feeling about this
Mike: get steady
An explosion lands right beside mike without him getting injured
Mike: go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the happy tree friends rushed the enemy
At the enemy base
Teddy soldier: sir here is the plans
Teddy general: um we might have a problem
The soldier see's what he means
Teddy soldier: I will prepare the troops
Every htf and teddy were fighting
Mike: shoot to kill
A bullet whizzed past cuddles's head and hit mike in the chest
Mike: (falls on the ground)
Cuddles: (looks at his fallen comrade) mike
Cuddles goes to his side
Mike: (has trouble speaking) i.i.i I can't hang on to life anymore
Cuddles: no your gonna make it
Mike: (smiles) I knew I was gonna die soon
Cuddles: no no your gonna make it (yells) we need a medic
Giggles petunia and flaky rush over
Petunia: (looks at his bullet wound) we can get the bullet out
Giggles: ok hand me the saw real quick
Mike: (smiles and coughs) I can't hang on to life anymore I'm sorry guys
Flaky: I got the bullet
But it was to late mike had fallen
Every htf bowed there head he was a wonderful soldier
The htf fought long and hard but they beat the teddies
Flaky: come on petunia we need to get out of here
Petunia: (cries) I'm gonna miss him
AFTER EVERYONE LEFT
Mike gets back up
Mike: what the hey we won the war but oh no now I remember poor guys poor petunia
Mike found his way back to town badly beaten
Mike: I did it I should just head to petunia's house and boy will she be happy
At petunia's house
Mike: (knocks on door) man this is gonna be awesome
The door still doesn't open
Mike: where is everybody
Mike see's a memorial service down below
Mike: d**mitt I hate doing this
Mike tried to get over the rocky path but failed and tumbled head over heels
Cuddles hears his crash
Cuddles: is anyone there
Mike: (smiles) no
Cuddles: (smiles) mike your alive
Comes out with his bruises and cuts
Mike: yeah im alive
Cuddles: dude we should tell petunia
Mike: dude I can't move my legs
Cuddles: aw man alright I will just get you over to petunia's house
Later at petunia's house
Cuddles: alright dude I will be back
Mike: alright see you later
Later petunia walks in
Petunia: (screams) mike your alive
Mike: (smiles) yeah I am
Petunia: (hugs him tight) I missed you
Mike: (smiles and pats her head) don't worry petunia im not dead
Petunia: well (kisses mike) do you wanna do something
Mike: um nah im good
Petunia: ok well we can just watch television
Mike: sure
A couple hours later
Petunia: ( half awake) mike im getting kind of tired
Mike: (laughs) well you might wanna fall asleep
Petunia: (smiles) ok
Petunia falls asleep on mikes shoulder while mike just laughs to himself
Nutty and flaky were loving on each other near the park
Nutty: man im getting tired flaky
Flaky: ok then lets go home
Nutty: ok (carries flaky)
Flaky: woah
With flippy
Flippy: ale a letter came in today
Ale: anything new
Flippy; nothing much but a bunch of commies moved up south
Ale: well does it say anything else
Flippy: no
They both hear a nuke go off
Before the nuke went off
Teddy 1: right well we will have to be away before we can activate this
Teddy 3: I got it working (falls off the ladder accidentally and pushes the button for the nuke to go off
Teddy 1 : uh oh
Back with petunia and mike
Petunia: mike what's going on
Mike: seems the commies set us up a nuke
Petunia: commies?
Mike: you know the teddies they are communist
Petunia: oh ok
Mike hears the communist nuke go off
Mike: uh oh
Petunia: (screams)
Mike takes every htf to a shelter he had built when he was young
Mike: alright are we missing anyone
All: nope
Mike: ok then
Flurry: um mike what is going on she says (with a seductive voice)
Petunia gets a little jealous
Mike: well we have been exposed to a large amount of radiation because of the nuke
Cuddles: so the commies beat us
Mike: no not really
Mole: so what
Mike: well we can organize a attack squad to form around there perimeter
Cuddles: sir I will lead this
Mike: right well cuddles I trust you (smiles) try not to get killed out there
Flippy: so when can we start
Cuddles: we will start as soon as the radiation clears up
Mike: well cuddles you can start right now
Cuddles: what do you mean
Mike: follow me others stay back
Cuddles: what's this all about
Mike: wait
After a few minutes they pass through the control center
Mike: see I built this place when I was a kid
Cuddles: (stares in awe) wow you were a wonderful creator
Mike: yes well I could have finished but we didn't have enough components
Cuddles: for what
Mike: well for this
Mike opens a door which leads to his power armor that he had built
Cuddles: you built hundreds of these things
Mike: yes but only one was the best
Cuddles: well we can use these to beat the commies
Mike: right well gather your squad
Cuddles: mike can you be one of my squad mates
Mike: (chuckles) sure
Later when cuddles was assembling his troops
Mike: cuddles
Cuddles: yea
Mike: we found a survivor
Cuddles: who
Mike: her name is roxy
Cuddles: ok
Mike: alright get your team ready im going to check on our guest
Cuddles: (roger that)
Mike walks down stairs where the survivor is
Roxy: (grabs her head) where am i
Mike: no struggling
Roxy: what is going on
Mike: you were knocked out because of the communist nuke
Roxy: oh yeah
Mike: well are you alright
Roxy: yeah im ok
Mike: (helps her up) im mike
Roxy: oh I remember you you're a veteran of war
Mike: (smiles) yeah I am
Roxy: cool so are you going out with anyone
Mike: I don't think you should of said that
Roxy: why
Petunia: cause that's my boyfriend
Roxy: huh (looks at the furious blue skunk)
Mike: honey calm down
Petunia: ok dear
Roxy: uh what's your name
Petunia: well Roxy my name is petunia
Roxy: cool uh sorry for ….
Petunia: it doesn't matter
Roxy: ok
Mike: right well you girls have fun im going to see cuddles
Petunia: ok bye
Roxy: what is it like dating mike
Petunia: it is the best
In the lab that mike had created
Mike: so did you assemble your troops
Cuddles: uh no one else wanted to go but me you flippy and toothy
Mike: uh we can still beat them
Cuddles: (smiles) yea we can beat those communist freaks
Flippy: yea we can beat them
Toothy: whoo hoo
(3 hours later)
Mike: are battle mechs ready for combat sky jockey
Cuddles: yes sir boss sky naught how you doing
Toothy: ready to go sir how bout you sky lord
Flippy: ready as I will ever be
All: then lets do it
Mike took the left perimeter while flippy took the right
Cuddles: we need to keep incoming teddies from breaking in
On the teddies side
Teddy1: sir what will we do
Teddy commander: seems like will need all of are troops
Teddy1: yes sir
The teddies started to form the perimeter
Mike: here they come
Mike had fought of the left perimeter and stayed to help the middle
Mike: sky naught move left
Toothy: yes sir boss
Flippy: man this is getting hard (he says while punching 5 teddies)
Mike: keep it together sky lord
Mike sees a nuke coming down
Mike: oh F**k
Toothy: head back ditch the mechs
Mike just stood there
Flippy: mike lets go
Mike still staring
Cuddles: come on
Mike regains his mind and ditches it but it was to late
The nuke went off and the 4 htf's hit the wall
They all sit up except mike
Cuddles: oh no not again
Flippy: oh my god what atrocities have come to this city
Toothy; I can't look at this
Cuddles: get the rest of them out it's over
Mike: (opens his eyes) you think it's over (coughs)
Cuddles: boy are you strong
At the teddy HQ
The Teddy commander moves the rubble
Teddy commander: you thinks this is over
But a bullet struck him in the heart by no one else than mike
Mike: now it's over
Mike kisses petunia with passion