Disclaimer: Juubi has come up with ANOTHER fic, the show which he DOES NOT own! At least, not yet…

THIS IS AN EDITED CHAPTER! FIXED AND MADE SOME SLIGHT CHANGES!

Middleton High School – 8:15 a.m.

As students were getting ready to head to class, or busy hanging with their friends, the front entrance suddenly bursts open. Running as fast as she could, was a teen girl around the age of 14 with long, fiery red hair, dark green eyes, wearing a green tank top, and long blue baggy pants, pushing her way through. "Excuse me! Sorry! Pardon me! Coming through!" Making it to her locker, she quickly put in the combination. Opened it showing a computer monitor, keyboard, and printer! Opening it up, she took out her hard-drive and plugged it in. (Making it MODERN time. XP) "Come on! Come on!" She begged as she started the printer. As papers began to come out, she sighed in relief and quickly grabbed them.

However, that relief soon left her when she saw that the papers weren't the ones she wanted. "What's this?!" The papers were suddenly grabbed from her grip. Turning, she saw her two childhood best friends next to her locker. The first was a teen male with short blonde hair, freckled face, and chestnut brown eyes. This was Ron Stoppable, her sometimes-reckless and clumsy friend and partner on mission.

Behind him was her second best friend and partner. He was two years older than her and a year older than Ron. Wild, spiky sunkissed, bright blonde hair that reached down to his shoulders, with two bangs on the sides of his face. Sharp features that made him one of the most handsome boys in school, with sharp ocean-blue eyes. Strangely enough, he had faint whisker-like marks on his cheeks. He wore a black undershirt, dark red/crimson long baggy pants, red running shoes, and black and orange hoody. Around his neck were black and orange headphones. This was Naruto Uzumaki, one of the rumored top five most popular boys in schools, being that he was the top running star in the track team, had high grades, and last but not least, owner, co-founder and CEO of a million dollar company, Fox Flame Inc. He had been the brain that started one of the most top notch companies in the state and around.

How her friend manages all of that was beyond her. Then again, she guessed she should be one to talk.

"These are cheat codes that will help me beat Steel Toe Cyber Slam! Today Ron Stoppable finally beats the boss of Level 6!" Ron answered. Rolling his eyes at his friend's antic, Naruto held a hand up to the redhead.

"Sup Kim." He greeted. Giving him a quick nod, Kim turned her attention to the freckled blonde. She grabbed Ron by the front of his shirt, and brought him close to her face, giving him what the two feared and named, the Kim Glare.

"Ron! I have, like, thirty seconds to print my history essay!" She told him. Suddenly, the three heard a noise. Looking at the locker, they saw the printer make noise before the paper coming out get wrinkled.

"Looks like you got a paper jam, Kim." Naruto stated to his friend, who gasped in horror.

"No! Nononono! This can't be happening!" Kim said in distress as she tried to fix it.

"Relax K.P! Nothing a certain Naked Mole Rat service can't fix." Ron told her. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his pet naked mole rat, Rufus. "Rufus, you're up!"

Yawning, Rufus stretch. Rubbing his behind, he jumped and landed on the printer. "Come on!" Kim begged. Placing a hand on her shoulder, Naruto reassured her.

"Don't worry, Kim. The little guy has it. I've seen him program a VCR."

Opening the compartment, the mole rat jumped inside. Parts and screws were seen being thrown out of it, before he jumped back out, ink spots on him. Closing the compartment, he gave a strong stump to the printer. It started up, and began to print out the report.

"See, what'd we tell you?" Ron said to Kim, who was happily checking the papers.

"It's all here! Nice job Rufus!" She congratulated. Rufus cleaned his claws with a smug grin, and leaned back. Unfortunately, he leaned too far, and fell into the printer. "It's all here! The people. The notes. The reference. The Rufus. Rufus?!" She asked when she saw a blank outline on the middle of a paper. Meanwhile, standing on top of the printer, was Rufus, with printed words all over him. "Ugh! This can't be happening!" She quickly printed out a second copy, when suddenly the bell rang.

Grabbing the papers, she began running as fast as she could toward her class room. Meanwhile, behind her, Naruto closed her locker, said goodbye to Ron and Rufus, before he made his way toward his own class. As Kim made a corner, she suddenly hit and bounced off something hard, like a wall. Unfortunately for her, it wasn't a wall.

It was worse.

Standing at a 6'2", body structure of a military man, was Steven "Steve" Barkin. Vice Principal of Middleton School. He was a tough man, strict and hard on student who slack off or misbehave. Many students fear him when he's angry, even some of the teachers and staff, especially with his military service record. Barkin was a man who loves to work, being a teacher, substitute, and couch for the school football team. (1)

He was a man of respect, and fear.

"Going somewhere, Ms. Possible?" He asked her, staring down hard at her.

"Mr. Barkin! I was just, uh…" Kim tried to say as she quickly picked up her papers. But Barking wasn't going to let her.

"Tardy. Third time this semester, I recall." He said, holding a long ruler in his hands.

Kim shrunk from his hard stare. "Maybe. I'm not sure." She muttered nervously.

"Well I am. Looks like I'll be seeing you after school tomorrow."

"At cheerleading practice?" She muttered hopefully. But that hope was crushed when Barkin got in her face.

"AT DETENTION POSSIBLE!" He screamed in her face.

"Detention?!" Kim said in shock, her eyes wide.

Tenshi Ramen

After school, and Kim's sentence to detention, the trio were at the ramen restaurant, Naruto's favorite place, after his win at Rock-Papers-Scissors to Ron's choice of Bueno Nacho.

"I can't believe I've got detention! ME!" Kim whined as she sat across from Naruto and Ron, who were eating their ramen. Kim had one in front of her, Ron was on his second, with another one on the table – which Rufus was swimming in – and Naruto was on his fifth bowl, the last four stacked at the side.

Gulping down his noodles, Naruto wiped his mouth with a napkin, and looked at her. "It's just detention, Kim. An hour or two in a silent room, that's all. It's not like it's the end of the world." He told her, not seeing what the big deal was. Lots of people got detention, and this was Kim's first one since 5th grade, when she accidently sat a room on fire during chemistry class.

Good times…

"But I'm a cheerleader, Naruto! A cheerleader! And cheerleaders DON'T get detention!" She argued. Naruto just rolled his eyes.

"It still think you're making a big deal out of nothing. I mean I had detention a few times before, and Ron had them plenty of times." He said, to which Ron nodded in agreement.

But Kim was not one to give in so easily. "Still, those times where because of situations that weren't your fault." It was true. Unfortunately, Naruto was a genius, and in so, was the target of few bullying during his time in school by jealous students and jerks. At times, he would be framed by other students, or get in troubled, when he was just protecting bullied kids; at others, he would fight back in self-defense. Kim felt sad at the rough times her friend had, he didn't deserve it. Naruto was a hard worker, working harder than anyone she knew at school. Balancing his life, helping her save the world, school work, and dealing with calls from his company, was hard on him. While Naruto may not run the company, as he was not of legal age, he was almost constantly getting calls from the man he put in charge, or busy in his lab. And she and her family try their hardest to help him with it all.

Meanwhile, Ron was clumsy, leading to quite a few school materials being broken or destroyed. He practically got detention once every three weeks.

"As a cheerleader, I cannot afford to do detention! It would affect my record, to which will affect the top colleges I want to get into! And without a good college, I won't get a good job!"

"I thought you were going to apply for a scholar internship at my company like Ron." The spiky haired blonde with a raised eyebrow. Ron told him of a 'plan'. To work at his company as an intern, hoping to build up marks to colleges he wouldn't normally be able to get into with his grades. In other terms, he was hopping he could get Naruto to help guide his future path.

Kim shook her head. "Thanks for the offer and all Naruto, but you run a robotics company. It just isn't in my interest."

"Actually, the company board's been thinking of expanding the company to other branches of work. If things go well, we might be starting medical and entertainment courses next month." He told her, as his next bowl arrived. With a grin, he dug in.

"Still, I want to see other colleges before I accept your offer, Naruto." She gently declined. Naruto shrugged, no big deal.

"You'll come crawling back to Uncle Naruto eventually. Besides, we're only freshmen, we still have four more years to worry about our future." He said with a grin as he pointed his chopstick at her, which held a noodle. Said noodle was then snatched from him by Kim. He glared at her for that, while she just grinned at him as she slurped the noodle.

"Whatever you say, Mr. Rich-Boy."

Finishing up their food, the trio paid and left, before separating and heading to their homes.

Possible Household

Sitting at the dinner table, Kim was still in her sad mood about getting detention as she played with her food. Her mother, Neurosurgeon Ann Possible, ate her food; her father, Rocket Scientist James Possible, read the newspaper. Her younger brothers, Jim and Tim, were messing around, launching pees at each other.

"Jim. Tim. No airborne vegetables at the table." James told them, before smirking. "Use the launch pad outside." The twins smirked and ran off. Ann then noticed her daughter's mood.

"Kimmy, you hadn't eaten a nibble. What's wrong?" She asked. Kim sighed and looked up at her parents.

"Mom, you're a brain surgeon, and dad's a rocket scientist. What am I? 'Detention Girl'." She sulked as she leaned back in her chair.

"Detention?" Ann asked, surprised at what she heard.

"A Possible has never had detention. Well, except for your brothers. But they're little monkeys." He said, as meanwhile, outside the said monkeys launched a rocket into the air.

"Wanna tell us what happened?" Ann asked.

"I was a little late to class. No big deal, except if you're Mr. Three-Strikes Barkin." She told them.

"Well sounds like Mr. Barkin was tough, but fair." James said, not seeing the problem.

"Dad, like I told Naruto. I'm a cheerleader, and we don't do detention." She told her father. Ann looked at her in amusement.

"Oh really. And who does?"

Kim pouted and sat back, arms crossed. "I don't know. Troublemakers? Ron? People who break the rules."

"Oh really?" James said with a smirk. "Like you did?"

Kim narrowed her eyes, but remained silent. Just then, a beeping was heard. The parents immediately grabbed their pagers.

"The Hospital!" / "The Lab!"

"It's the Kimmunicator." Kim told them, and grabbed the item. "What up Wade?" She asked as she answered and linked to her team's mission manager and co-gadget inventor, alongside Naruto. Wade was a young, pudgy, dark skinned boy. And while he was only 10 years old, he was a genius inventor like Naruto, almost at the blonde's level. Not enough to run a company, but enough to build extremely useful gadget for a world saving high school freshmen teenage girl.

"Kim. I got a hit on the website for a call at the Amazon." The boy told her, typing into his computer while the camera was on him.

"The Amazon? What could be so big we have to go there?" She asked. Wade shrugged.

"Don't know. The call came from a Professor Acari, an entomologist and inventor. If you're up for it, I can contact Gustavo for a ride."

"Gustavo…" Kim muttered in thought. "Oh! Now I remember! From the time we saved his village from a flood last year! Alright, I'll call Naruto and pick up Ron." She told him. Wade nodded and signed off.

"South America?" Ann asked.

"On a school night?" James continued. Seeing her parents stare at her, Kim decided to use her ultimate weapon. Shifting to the side, she cupped her hands on her knees, moving her head so her left eye looked at them, and pouted her bottom lip.

The Puppy-Dog Pout. The one thing that is able to almost always allow her to have her way. The most feared weapon any female could use, or at least in Naruto's words.

Her parents weren't able to resist. "Oh, alright. But finish your peas first." Ann gave in.

"You're tough, but fair." Kim agreed.

Two years ago, back when she was 12, Kim wanted to find ways to earn more money. At Naruto's suggestion, she created a website with his help, " ", to expand her ad around for people looking for a babysitter, want their house taken care of, and more. It worked well, and soon she was making some money doing errands for people around town. Babysitting, carrying groceries, painting houses, getting cats down from trees, etc. Her best friends, Naruto and Ron, helped her, making sure she didn't overwhelm herself.

Life was nice and easy for them back then.

But then everything change, when one day, they got a call on the site from a Mr. McHenry, the associate of Upperton millionaire Mr. Paisley. Apparently, the two got themselves stuck in their own laser grid.

For real...

And so, with Naruto using his top computer skills to hack into the system, and Kim using her incredible and abnormal acrobatic skills, they disabled the grid and saved the two.

Word spread fast about what the three did, and soon, calls began to come in from people needing help further and further out of the state. Requests began to get bigger, and missions more lethal. Soon they were traveling the world, saving people, and becoming famous.

It's been a two and a half years since they first officially become Team Possible, the world saving teens, and missions became more dangerous.

South America – Rain Forest

"Thanks for the lift, Gustavo." Kim thanks the Southern man. Currently, the team were in their mission clothes and in a plane, flying over a rain forest.

"After you rescued my village from the flood last year, Kim Possible? It's the least I could do." The man told her. Kim waved off the thanks.

"No big! It was like swim practice." She said. Ron then leaned in between them.

"Except the Middleton pool doesn't have piranhas." He said, still angry at almost having his butt bitten off.

"I told you to be careful. But no, you just had to dive on in." Naruto reminded him. Ignoring the two, Kim took out her Kimmunicator and talked with Wade.

"Alright Kim, I was able to get the camera footage in Professor Acari's lab. I'll play it." With Naruto looking over Kim's shoulder, he and Kim watched as someone moved in fast speed, before kicking the camera, shutting it off.

"What was that?" Naruto asked.

"Wade, rewind and freeze the image." Kim said. Wade did so, and rewound the tape a few second back before freezing it. On the screen, was a woman with pale green skin, dark green eye, and dark black hair wearing a green and black outfit. "Who's she?"

Naruto shrugged. "Don't know, but she's good. Wade, send that image to my computer in my personal network. I'll run a satellite scan when I get back." He told the boy, getting an affirmative.

Landing in the water near land, the group got out, thanked Gustavo, and made their way through the forest toward Prof. Acari's treehouse lab. Kim and Naruto trudged through the bushes and large leaves, while Ron pushed through behind them.

"I don't get it." Naruto said to Kim, getting her attention. "Acari is an insect scientist, and his more popular inventions are back at his lab in Colombia." She looked at him.

"How do you know that?" She asked, curious. Naruto shrugged.

"Internet." He replied simply. "But anyway, he only came here to study bugs and have a vacation. Why would someone target him here, when his gadgets are left alone for the taking?"

"We'll find out soon."

"Something's on my leg! Something's on my leg!" Behind them, Ron freaked out, not knowing it was Rufus who was on his leg after almost falling off. Kicking his leg, he launched Rufus into the air, before landing on a spider web. "Rufus!"

Rufus tried to get out, but squealed when he saw large spiders approach him. Struggling harder, he instead got even more tangled. He was broke free by Kim, who picked him up and gave him back to Ron.

"We're here." Naruto called, standing in front of a treehouse, which had bugs crawling all over it. Climbing the ladder, they made it to the top, where Acari, a short stocky grey/white haired man with glasses, was waiting for them at the entrance.

"Kim Possible! Thank goodness you came!" He welcomed. Naruto shook his hand.

"Professor Acari, Naruto Uzumaki. Great to meet you. Your research was quite fascinating." He said. Acari smiled at him.

"Why thank you!"

Ron brushed himself off as he stepped forward. "I'd spray your yard. Got a real insect problem!" He said, only to freeze when he stepped inside, and saw the place covered in bug. Naruto sighed when a large blue centipede landed on top of the frozen Ron's head.

"Oh boy." He muttered as he gently grabbed the centipede and put it on the floor, where it crawled away. "Calm down Ron, don't freeze up just yet. Don't make me get out the syringe." He was talking about the syringe which held a special medicine his lab created for moments Ron froze up from his "Camp Wannaweep Fear Factor" episodes. It helped shake him out.

"Is he alright?" Acari asked, looking at the frozen blonde. Kim waved him off.

"Yeah, don't worry about it. Now, professor Acari. Tell us, what exactly was stolen."

"That's the thing, I don't know. All my insects are here, and all my inventions are back at my home."

Naruto, elbowing Ron to snap him out of it, inspected the desk. "There must be something." Thinking, he snapped his fingers. "This will be a great time to use him!" Reaching into his pocket, he took something out. It looked like a metal egg. Holding it out on his palm, he gently pressed his finger on the top. Suddenly the 'egg' moved, and shifted. The edge moving and transforming, until it showed to be a head, with large green eye lenses. On the sides, six legs came out. "Meet R.A.L.P.H. Robotic Arachnid Lithium Photo Helper." He introduced.

Climbing up to Ron's shoulder, Rufus looked at the robotic spider, and jumped onto Naruto's palm for a closer look. Tilting his head curiously, he raised a paw to it, only to squeak in fright when RALPH took a karate stance. Chuckling softly, Naruto cleared his throat. "Ralph," He said, getting his invention's attention. "I need you to scan the room for any abnormalities. DNA evidence, files, anything." Nodding, the robot laid on all fours. On its back, a small opening appeared, and a tiny antenna came up. It span around for a few seconds as Ralph's eyes shifted between blue and green. It soon stopped as it finished its scans. Reaching into his pocket, Naruto took out his own Kimmunicator and synched in with Ralph's computer, getting the results.

"Alright, I got something." He said, making everyone look at him as he stood in front of the computer. "Scans show there was an upload of files on the computer. And the time was the exact moment when the woman was here."

Kim looked at Acari. "Professor, can you tell us what you were working on in the computer."

"Oh, well it's an experimental- GASP!" He gasped in shock when he remembered what was in the computer. "Oh no! My project!" Running to the computer, he opened the disk drive, and gasped when there were was nothing there. "No! They took my tick!"

Naruto covered Ron's mouth before he could scream. "Tick? What tick?"

"Well, I have recently been working on the blueprints to a cybernetic tick virtually identical to the real thing."

Naruto raised a brow. "An animatronic tick? Why would you make that?" He asked, sharing a glance with Ralph, who was on his shoulder.

Acari shrugged. "I have a lot of time on my hands."

"Question is, who would want the plans to a robot tick?" Kim muttered.

At a cliché, unmarked, hidden island

Marching through a pathway, the green woman glanced around her. Suddenly, a tube opened up under her, making her gasp as she fell through. Sliding through the tube, she soon landed on a chair underground. Looking up, she saw a man standing in front of a fire place, his back to her.

"Ever consider a normal door?" She asked with a grumble, rubbing her behind from landing on the hard chair. Whatever happened to the cushions or sofa chair?

"Did you get it?" The man asked, turning around, showing his pale blue skin, 80's style hair with a ponytail, a thick unibrow, and a scar under his left eye. He wore a blue double-breasted coat and trousers, with black gloves and boots. He also wears a wide belt and a black collar, both of which are embossed with pale green circles.

"I got it. Don't know why you want it, but I got it." She said and took out the disk.

Grinning widely, the man took it with glee. "You will know of my plan in due time, Shego. Just know it will be quite devious!" He told her, before chuckling lowly as he held the disk close. "Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!"

"Uh, Dr. Drakken? You do realize you just said that out loud, do you?" Shego interrupted.

Drakken gave her a blank look, before shrugging and walked away, humming a tone.

The Next day – Middleton High – after school

Naruto, Ron, and Kim stood in front of Kim's locker. "So I did a facial searched on Ms. Green, and look what I found." Naruto said as he reached into his backpack, and took out a file. He passed it to Kim. Opening it, she saw a jail photo of the woman. "Her names Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries for environmental damage, a few attempted murders, assassinations, and theft. She's very knowledgeable in hand-to-hand combat and acrobatics. There's been rumors of her being some kind of metahuman as her hands been seen to glow with green energy, but I don't know." He told them, before a sly grin appeared on his face. "All in all, she's one foxy woman."

Kim scoffed. "Ugh! So not your type!"

He shrugged. "We'll see. I'm a growing boy, I have many likes in what I want in a woman. I'm not shallow, just picky."

The redhead just rolled her eyes, and picked up her Kimmunicator as it beeped. "What up Wade, and make it quick. I'm in a bit of a hurry."

"I know, cheerleading practice." Wade replied.

Kim flinched. "No, actually it's detention."

Wade looked at her in surprise. "Cheerleaders don't get detention."

"Back to the case, Wade!" She hissed angrily. Wade held up his hands in defense.

"I just wanted to let you know that Professor Acari is safely back at his home, and that he sends his thanks for the help."

"No big. It wasn't any trouble at all. Just let him know that we'll get his data back."

Ron scoffed. "No trouble, she says. Yeah, except for all the mosquito bites I got."

Naruto smirked at him. "And that snake that crawled into your sleeping bag." He reminded, chuckling when Ron shivered. He then looked at Kim. "Speaking of slimy situations, shouldn't you be getting ready for your sentence, Prisoner Possible?" He asked, laughing at the glare she gave him. He waved her off. "No need to burst my head. At any case, you'll be with the famed D-Crew, Vinnie, Junior, and Big Mike. No need to worry. I actually hanged out with them before. They're good people, once you get to know them."

Kim sighed as she closed her locker. Naruto patted her on the shoulder.

"Possible!" The three turned and saw Mr. Barkin making his way toward them. "It's 1500 hours!"

"She has to do 1500 hours?!" Ron said in shock. "Let the time fit the crime, Mr. B!" Barkin got in his face.

"You want a piece of me Stoppable?!"

Ron quickly hid behind Naruto. Naruto shook his head, and looked at the man. "This isn't the military, Mr. Barkin. No need to bite our heads off!"

Barkin then got in the whiskered blonde's face. "I'd watch it if I were you, Uzumaki. I'm still getting you back for that ink balloon incident. I don't know how you did it, but I know it was you. You better watch your back, because sooner or later, I'll get you, rich boy." He threatened.

Naruto smirked at him at the challenge. "Bring it on, dattebayo."

Scoffing, with a small, almost unnoticeable smirk, Barkin turned and walked away, a low-headed Kim behind him.

Time in detention was insane for Kim. The seconds felt like hours! It didn't help that the broken clock on the wall would always spin out of control.

The three boys there were…interesting, to say the list.

Vinnie was a guy who tried to act all cool. Junior was the weird one, who wouldn't stop looking at her, even commenting on how her skin was "so smooth, like a baby's bottom".

Eww!

And finally, Big Mike was the giant no one wanted to mess with, even growling if anyone got too close to him.

She didn't know how she was going to survive if she couldn't even make it pass the first 5 minutes! Thankfully, rescue came when she saw a familiar tan hand let a small metallic sphere into the room from the halfway open door. The sphere, rolling silently into the middle of the room, then let out a faint, pink smoke into the room. Everyone gagged when a terrible odor hit the air.

Fearing it was a leak from the chemistry lab on the other side of the classroom – "When will those idiots stop messing with chemicals? When?!" Barkin shouted – Barkin had everyone evacuate.

"Thanks for the save, Naruto." Kim said as the group sat in a table at Bueno Nacho. Naruto nodded to her, as he counted the dollar bills in his hands.

"No big. Nothing a good ol' stink bomb can't do. I know you enough to know that you wouldn't be able to survive detention." He replied, taunting her at the same time. Kim raised a brow at the money.

"Um, where did you get that money from?" Naruto pointed his thumb at the sullen Ron next to him with a smirk.

"Made a bet with Ron that you wouldn't be able to survive 10 minutes in there. He thought you'd at least made it to a half hour." He gloated. Kim glared at the two.

"You made a bet on me?!" She glowed, making Rufus, who was on the table eating nachos, hid in fear. Naruto shrugged, not too fazed by the glare.

"I know you made a bet on me before, so I returned the favor. Besides, making bets on the people you care about is what friends do." He chimed.

Just then, the Kimmunicator went off, interrupting her before she could retort. Kim took hers out before Naruto. He grumbled as she winked at him. "What up way? Got anything on Ms. Green?"

"I scanned any planes going to and away from near Professor Acari's lab, and found reports of an unregistered aircraft."

"Destination?"

"Just a little private, unmarked island in the middle of the Carribeans."

Naruto scoffed. "Private Island. Sexy woman in planes. Cliché villain much?" Kim nodded in agreement.

"Total Villain country."

"And get this. Rumors of the island say that it's 'haunted'." Naruto and Rufus shivered at the thought of ghosts.

Kim scoffed. "Haunted Island? 'Keep out meddling kids'? Please!"

"Kim, check your backpack. Naruto and I got a couple of new things for you." Wade told her.

Immediately, Ron's interest was picked. "New toy?" He asked and reached over to the backpack.

"Hey! It's my backpack!"

Reaching inside, Ron pulled out a tube of lipstick. "Lipstick? That's the best you geniuses could come up with?"

Naruto chuckled. "It may seem like it."

Ron looked it over. "Ooh! Is it fruit flavor?" He asked, when he suddenly hit a hidden switch. Immediately, the end shot a pink goo at Ron's face. Ron gave a shout of surprise, and tried to take it off, but it remained stuck on his face. Seeing the situation his owner and friend was in, Rufus bursted out in laughter.

Naruto also laughed. "Haha! Oh man! Sorry about that Ron. It's an elastic constricting agent. Don't worry, it comes off with salt water."

Gigging also, Kim reached into the bag and took out a compact mirror. "I've been looking for this."

Ron, fearing for his safety, quickly hid on the table behind him. "What's it do? Release a deadly knockout gas?!"

"No, it allows me to check my face." She corrected. She then stood up. "Come on, let's go."

Getting a ride from a fisherman on his boat, the three, wearing scuba gear, swam under the island to avoid detection. Unfortunately, the plan failed as they were quickly detected by motion sensors, and sucked into a vacuum tube. They soon found themselves standing on a small platform suspended over an underground pound, with sharks swimming around them. Kim and Naruto were calm, with Naruto looking bored, while Ron was keeping a nervous eye on the sharks. Just then, Drakken and Shego walked down the steps and approached them.

"I've heard of you. The world famous teen hero, Kim Possible." Drakken stated with a grin.

"And her chums." Shego said.

"Did she have to say 'chum'?" Ron asked, fearful of the shark.

"And surely you've heard of me." Drakken said, figuring that surely his name was known.

"Sorry." Kim said, bursting his bubble.

"No clue." Naruto said boredly.

"Oh, come now. It'll come to you. I'm a genius…"

"I really don't know." Kim responded. Naruto hummed in thought as he looked him over.

"Well, let's look at the samples. Blue skin. In a dark place. Is your name Smurf?" He asked. Shego stiffened a laugh.

Drakken growled. "No."

"Were you a part of the Blue Men Group?"

"No!"

"Nightcrawler!" He gave a final guess.

"It's DRAKKEN!" The man shouted, losing patience. "I'm Dr. Drakken!"

"Dr. Drakken, huh?" Kim muttered.

"AHA! I see my reputation precedes me!" Drakken exclaimed in glee.

Naruto hummed as he stared at Drakken. "Hm...No. I don't see it. Drakken. Kraken. Doesn't fit you. How about…Dr. Blue?"

"IT'S DRAKKEN! YOU BUFFON!" the doctor yelled in anger.

"You have something that doesn't belong to you, Dr….what was his name again?" Kim asked, already forgetting.

"Doctor Stranger? No. Doctor Crazy? Something like that." Naruto said.

"ENOUGH CHIT CHAT!" Drakken said, interrupting them as he pulled out a remote control. "My pets are famished. Perhaps you three can stay-"

"For lunch?" interrupted Kim.

"I wasn't going to say that!" Drakken exclaimed.

"Oh dude, you were so going to say 'for lunch'." Ron said.

"Besides, it's around dinner time about now." Naruto remarked.

"Fine! Stay for dinner!" Yelled Drakken as he pressed down on the button, making the platform turn over, making the three fall into the water.

Drakken and Shego left back upstairs, leaving the redhead, two blondes, and mole rat to their fates. The sharks circled around the group as they huddled together. Reaching into her utility belt, Kim took out the constricting lipstick, while Naruto took out a small whistle. Swimming under water, Kim face a shark. As it shot at her, Kim shot a rope around its snout, forcing its mouth closed. She then punched it in the snout, temporary paralyzing it, before she kicked it away. Meanwhile, Naruto put the whistle in his mouth, and blew hard, making a swarm of bubbled fly upward out of the water. The shark stopped in its tracks and struggled about in pain. Swimming towards it as it was dazed, he took out what looked like a patch from his belt. He then put it on the shark. After a few minutes, the shark grew still. The patch being a special one as it injected a nonlethal jellyfish poison into the shark, paralyzing it for a 10 minutes, enough time for them to get away.

Getting out of the water, they made their way up to the lab, where Drakken was busy working on the robot tick. "Shego, I bet you're wondering how I plan to use the Tick in my quest for world domination." Drakken stated, finishing the last touches on the device.

Shego wasn't paying attention, focusing on her pedicure. "Hehehe, Dr. Blue. I'm sorry, what?"

Shooting her a glare, he continued on. "I'm going to attach the tick to a nano explosive of my own brilliant design."

She gave him an amused look. "Nano? What's nano? Is that smurf talk?"

Face-palming, he shot her an aggravated look. "Nano! You know, as in mini." He told her, as if he was talking to a child.

"Then why don't you just say mini?" She asked him.

"Because nano sound better!" He argued. Shego shrugged. "Now, once the tick is attached to a victum, they will be at my mercy! They will be forced to cater to my every whim or else….KABOOM!" He announced with glee, finishing the process as he put the small bomb on the tick. He then went on to rant about getting revenge on the people who wronged him, such as people who used to tease him back in school.

Sneaking through, Kim, Naruto, and Ron were silent, listening in on the conversation. Crawling silently, Naruto stealthily retrieved the Tick data disk, and returned to the others. Giving it to Kim, she put it away. "This guy definitely didn't get a degree, with how crazy he is." Naruto whispered to them.

"We're definitely putting this guy on the mad scientist category." Kim whispered back.

"Mad angry, or mad crazy?" Ron asked.

"What do you think?" Shego asked as she appeared behind them, her hands encased in green energy.

"Why do I even bother with the sharks?" Drakken grumbled as he picked up a remote from a desk next to him. Pressing the button, laser turrets came out from the ceiling, aiming at the group.

"Well, this is a predictable predicament." Naruto stated. Reaching into his belt, he took out his Kimmunicator. "Good thing I'm always prepared." Pressing some buttons, the device let out a screeching sound, which grew louder by the second. The turrets sparked from the sound, before they suddenly began exploding. "Electro Magnetic Sonic Wave (EMSW). Disrupts all electrical devices within range." Naruto explained, before the computers began to explode.

"The place is about to blow!" Shego exclaimed as she grabbed Drakken and made a run for it. Kim, Naruto, Ron, and Rufus also ran as fast as they could. Running to the cliff, they jumped off and dived down to the waters, as the lab exploded behind them like an original spy movie.

Next Day – Middleton High

Kim was at her locker with Ron, Rufus on his shoulder. She had changed into her cheerleader outfit for practice. "Retrieved the data, destroyed the Tick, and made it back with no detention. Not bad." Kim said with a smile. She then looked around when she didn't see a certain whiskered blonde. "Where's Naruto?" She asked.

"Texted me earlier. Said he was heading to his lab to check up on something." Ron told her.

"Well he better not work himself too hard." She said, knowing that at times, her friend could work himself too hard, until he drops. Last time that happened, her mom had to force him to stay in bed for the whole day, giving him the dreaded Mom look. Her mom was the only one Naruto was more scared off when angry, than her.

"Well, I better get to practice." She turned around, when she suddenly slammed into the gut of Big Mike. She took a step back in surprise. "Oh, uh, hi there. Big Mike."

"Cheerleader." B.M. growled out.

"Hey, Big Mike!" Ron tried to greet cheerfully. B.M just growled and walked passed him. Ron looked at Kim. "I just can't connect with Big Mike like you and Naruto." He said. Kim gave him a disgusted look.

"I do not 'connect' with him, or any of those detention guys!" She denied.

"C'mon, KP! Don't you see the opportunity in this? You being one of them assures you street cred!"

Kim scoffed. "Ok, first of all, I am not 'one of them'! And second, I have no need for 'street cred'!"

But Ron would not back down. "But look at how Naruto is! He's one of the top five most popular guys in school! Under Josh Mankey and Brick Flagg. However, his school cred rose up to upper levels when he still hangs out to people in varies clubs, and others at the bottom levels. According to the gossip lines, Naruto is the most friendly and most liked guy in school, being friends with 95% of the school. Even with seniors and staff and teachers! And he's only a freshman! He'll become even more popular by next year!"

Kim rolled her eyes. "That's because Naruto's well liked, and gets along with almost everyone. I on the other hand, have no need to socialize with the Detention group. I'm a cheerleader. They mean nothing to me, I mean nothing to them. See you after practice!" She growled, turning and walking away.

"Kim, it's a good thing! Nobody messes with them! It's like Naruto always says: 'Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet!' It's street cred!" But Kim just ignored him. "Man, I've got to get me some of that!"

Uzumaki House

Standing in front of his bookshelf in his living room, Naruto pulled out three books next to each other. Behind it, was a palm scanner on the wall. Placing his hand on it, the scanner read the palm, before beeping green.

"Palm Scan confirmed! Welcome, Naruto-sama!" The scanner greeted. Standing back, the bookself moved forward slightly, before moving to the side, showing an elevator behind it. Stepping inside, the elevator door closed and moved downward, as the bookshelf went back in place.

The elevator went down for five minutes, before it stopped. Door opening, Naruto stepped out and walked into a massive underground base. It was similar in design to a mixture of the Batcave from Batman, and Tony Stark's lab from the Ironman movie, but with a large logo on the floor. The logo for Team Possible. A stylized KP in black and green. The walls and ceiling were of rock, held strongly by a paste of some sort, to prevent cave-ins, while the floor was metallic.

Reaching into a desk, he took out an ear mic, and put it on. "Kushina." He called out to his AI (Artificial Intelligence).

"Good morning, Naruto-sama. Shouldn't you be in school?" The computer scolded lightly. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Don't start, Kushina. I have work to do. Any calls?"

"Yes. The board chairmen called. The branch expansion is going nicely. Already volunteers and applicants are coming in. Both students and employee transfers."

Naruto nodded as he moved toward his large, multi-screened computer, and sat down on his leather chair. "Good. Anything else?"

"You received a call from military services."

Naruto groaned at that. "How many times do I have to tell them?! I don't make weapons!" He groaned. For a while now, the military had been trying to get him to either work for them, or make weapons to "better protect the U.S.". Apparently, he had become a target after he had led to the creation of a large, solar energy plant, which proves temporary clean energy to Middle. And every time he declined. "Delete that message. Now, what's the status of out projects?"

"Project Deep Waters is still in its experimental stage. Project Clean Energy is also in its experimental stage, but results are looking well, even if it is slow. Project SUIT has yet to gain results."

"Did Professor Acari get back his Tick data?" He asked, having had one of his agents – that's right, he had agents. Perks of being famous – deliver it to him.

"Yes. The disk was delivered safely."

"Good. Now, bring up the KimPossible website mission request." On the center large monitor, the website appeared. Naruto's eyes roamed through the requests. Taking note of the ones too impossible or hard for them to do, and deleting them, sending back replies on why they can't do them. "Capturing Tora the cat, and returning him back to his owner? No way in bloody hell we're doing that again! Locate priceless family heirloom from bottom of cavern? Why is it there in the first place? I'll put it on the Maybe list. Sudden earthquake strike in eastern region of Canada. Requesting help in food, water, and supplies delivery. As well as medical services. Send message to the Congress, if they protest about it, tell them I have blackmail evidence on them. Hm... Bodyguard for a Band? Maybe list."

Suddenly, a WARNING sign appeared in one of the screens. He quickly brought it up. "What the? There's a sudden appearance of atomic thermal energy here in Colorado. Kushina, increase satellite location." On the big screen, a satellite map appeared. It quickly zoomed in on the state. "Increase zoom and pinpoint by 200%." He ordered. As the satellite zoomed in, his eyes widen and he grew worried, when he saw the thermal readings coming from Middleton. "How can that be? The thermal reading are large enough to be a bomb!" His eyes widen at that and quickly shot up. "Drakken's bomb! It wasn't destroyed!" As fast as he could, he locked on in the coordinates. His heart stopped when the saw the location.

Middleton High School

"Shit! Kim! Ron!" He quickly ran to the elevator to get to the garage. In the meantime, he had to contact Kim and Ron!

This can't be happening! This can't be happening! Was the thought running over and over again through Kim's mind. Her situation just went from bad to worse!

It started out when Mr. Barkin found out it was Naruto who set off the stink bomb thanks to photos from the hallways security camera. It was then her detention status was announced to the cheer squad. She can already predict the taunting she will receive from Bonnie tomorrow!

And things got worse when she saw that she had Drakken's nano-bomb stuck on her noise! She then got a call from Naruto on how the thing was getting ready to explode! She had no choice by to ditch detention, punishment of more detention be damned! Meeting Naruto outside, where he waited on his motorcycle, the two mad a dash to find a place to get the bomb off.

And, of course, fate had to mess with her, when Drakken and Shego appeared. "I want my tick back, Kim Possible!"

And that wasn't the only thing.

"Possible! Uzumaki! When I get my hands on you two, you'll never leave detention hall again!" Barkin shouted in anger as he drove one of the high school Driving Ed cars, the boys of D-Crew with him, chasing after them.

"Oh come on!" Kim groaned, hanging on to Naruto as they zoomed fast down the road.

"My scanner says that thing's ready to blow in about 8 minutes. It'll take too long to reach by lab for my tools. We need some way to at least short circuit the timer." Naruto said as they turned a corner. Up above them on a hovercraft, Drakken and Shego tried to catch them. Pressing a button, a ray cannon came out under the craft. It powered up and fired a yellow beam. It hit a trash can, and grabbed it towards the craft. Naruto saw it in his side mirror and curse. "Crap! He has some kind of Gravity Ray!"

Shifting the bike out of the ray's path, he turned another corner.

At the back of the chase, Barkin drove fast to catch up. "Suspect is north bound by motorcycle and seems to be chased by some sort of aircraft of unknown design." Barkin muttered to himself, like a chase reporter.

"Who are you talking to?" Junior asked, sitting with the other two in the back.

"During a pursuit, NEVER distract the driver!" Barkin shouted behind him.

"LOOK OUT!" Vinnie called in alarm as the car was about to be hit by the ray.

Looking behind her, Kim saw the car being hit and carried off the ground. "Naruto! Mr. Barkin and the boys are in trouble!" Looking back, Naruto saw it. Making a U-turn, he turned around and headed to rescue them. Pressing a button on the handle, a compartment opened on the side of the bike, and a gun barrel came out. Aiming, as the visor on Naruto's helmet showed a HUB. Targeting the car, he fired a grappling hook and grabbed the car by the front bumper.

Turning the bike around, he hit the gas as hard as he could to try and drag the car out of the ray. However, it wasn't enough, as the beam was too strong. Seeing he needed more power, he pressed two more buttons. Two more barrels appeared on the other side, and on the back. Aiming, the side cannon fired paintball shots at Drakken and Shego, hitting them on the face, blinding them and making them let go of the controls. The rear one was a rocket as it blazed, giving the bike more speed. It was enough drag the car out of the beam, and back into the ground.

Seeing that they were safe, Naruto disconnected the grapple, and shot fast down the road.

Wiping their eyes off the paint, the two villains were able to see again. However, they gasped when they saw that the ray was shining on a fire hydrant, making water gush up like a geyser. And with them not having control of the craft, they pass through it, getting them wet.

With the situation temporarily taken care of, Naruto tried to come up with an idea on how to get the tick to let go of Kim's nose. Just then, something came to mind. "I have an idea!" He told Kim, and making a left, they came into site of Bueno Nacho. They quickly ran inside.

"Naruto, what are we doing here?!" Kim questioned. Naruto turned to her.

"I just remembered that there is something hot enough to short circuit the tick." He told her. But before he could explain, the ceiling was ripped off by the gravity ray. Customers gasped in surprise and fear. The gravity pressure was so strong, the roof was quickly disintegrated.

Shego jumped down from the craft and landed one of the tables. Standing up, she pointed a finger at Kim. "Kim Possible has something that belongs to us!" She announced.

Kim stepped forward, her hands on her hips. "Well news flash, I don't want it!"

Shego blinked. "Wait, it's on you? What, like, stuck?"

"Hello! It's not a nose ring!"

"Rip her whole nose off if you have to!" Drakken ordered.

Shego grinned wickedly. "With pleasure!" and jumped at Kim.

As the two females fought, Naruto looked at Drakken on the hovercraft. Running toward the wall, he ran up it, and leaping, soared high in the air. Nearing the craft, he grabbed onto the edge, and flipped himself onboard, making Drakken gasp. Grabbing him by the front of the coat, he pulled him close. The blue man gulped at the fierce eyes staring at him.

"Shut off the machine, Drakken. Now!" He demanded.

Gulping in fear, Drakken began pressing any button he could. Unfortunately…

"Detonation Sequence: Engaged." The computer said. His eyes widening in fear, Drakken slowly turned to Naruto, and almost wet his pants at the hated, burning glare sent to him. He screamed when he was picked up and thrown overboard. Though, luckily only suffered getting on atomic wedgie as he handed from the Bueno Nacho sign. At the same time, Shego was thrown out of the restaurant, crashing into Barkin, and the two rendered unconscious.

Jumping down, he looked at the frightened Kim as the Tick began beeping. "There no time to waste! We need the one thing hot enough to burn that thing! Ralph!" From his pocket, the robot spider come out. "Prepare for operation." Nodding, the robot jumped to a table, as Naruto ran to the desk. "We need a Diablo sauce, now!" He told the employee. The guy looked to be ready to say something. "Don't argue!" The teen jumped at the fierce tone. Nodding shakily, he ran to the back, and soon came out with a small yellow sauce packet. Grabbing it, Naruto turned around. "Ralph!" He called and threw the sauce at his robot spider.

The robot grabbed it, and as Naruto laid Kim on a table, Ralph jumped on top of her and moved over to the nose. Everyone was tensed as the small robot ripped the packet open and hovered the sauce over the bomb. Its green lenses locked on the tick, it tipped the packet, and let the sizzling red sauce drop down on the bomb.

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEE-

Everyone sighed in relief when timer shut off. Ralph wiped a drop of sweat of its head – which dropped down on it from Naruto. It then got to work on removing the tick. After a minute, it was able to remove it. Giving it to Naruto, the blonde grabbed a spoon from the table, and put it on it. Aiming at the floating hovercraft, he flicked the tick to it.

Landing on it, everyone watched as the craft exploded, making the place rumble a bit. Everyone sighed in relief and cheered.

Soon the Middleton police force came and took Drakken and Shego away. "Damn you, Kim Possible! You think you're all that, but you're not!" Drakken called out as he was shove into the van and taken away.

Seeing them off, Naruto and Kim shot each other a grin, and bumped fists. "Bomb taken care off." Naruto said.

"Bad guys arrested." Kim continued.

"And an awesome explosion. Situation-"

"Resolved."

"Not quite." A voice said behind them. Flinching, they turned around, and saw Barkin standing behind them.

Kim sighed in resignation. "Let me guess, back to detention."

"That's right! Detention for the both of you!" He bellowed at them. Naruto looked dumbfounded.

"What?! What'd I do?!"

Barkin held up his hand and began counting the fingers. "Assisting in prisoner escape, using unlicensed chemicals, endangering public health, driving above the designated speed limit, and illegally parking." Barkin listed with a grin. "I've got you this time, Rich Boy."

Naruto crossed his arms and pouted. "You win this time, Barkin. But you won't get so lucky next time, dattebayo."

Barking smirked at him. "I love a good challenge, Uzumaki. Bring it on."

Middleton Mid-High School – Detention Hall

Barkin at his desk, starring in shock at what was happening before him.

"Detention is supposed to be a time of anguish, suffering, and silent punishment!" He roared in anger, as Ron leaned against his desk with smug smile.

"See Kim? I told you detention wasn't so bad." Naruto said as he leaned back on his desk, relaxing as his nails were being pedicured and painted with a rich crimson color. What? Even guys like being pampered every now and then.

"I still don't know why you're doing this, Naruto. You're nails always have a natural sharpness and shape that are beyond perfect. It makes any girl jealous that a boy has better nails than them." Kim said as she applied the paint. Naruto shrugged, knowing she was right. His nails were perfect, never growing too long, and hard enough to leave strong cuts in wood and not break. He was actually even offered a job as a professional hand model for advertisement a few months ago, which he turned down.

"Never hurts to be pampered like a king, dattebayo." He said with a grin as he relaxed back in his chair.

"Can I have sparkles on mine?" Big Mike asked as he waited for his turn.

"Hey man, leave some for me!" Vinnie said.

"I'm next." Junior declared.

"No, I'm next!"

"Boys! What do we do?" Kim scolded,

"Take turns." The three groaned in response.

"Good." Kim said, pleased as she continued her work.

End of Chapter 1. A Naruto/Kim Possible crossover. No, actually, it's a TRIPLE CROSSOVER! Naruto/Kim Possible/? I'll reveal the last one later in the story. (Changed from 4-way x-over, because I didn't know what other show would fit in with this. Unless you guys know anything...)

Pairing is a surprise for now. No spoilers!

Now:

After reviewing the math (thanks VeilSlide) I took out the Middle-High Co-Building. So the group is in their Freshman year. Naruto got held back a year because of a fighting accident.

(1) What DOESN'T this guy do in the school?! Seriously, are there ANY other teachers?

Ages:

Naruto: 16

Ron: 15

Kim: 14 ½

Bonnie: 14 ½

Barkin: 34

Ja ne!