Wrong Harry!
This is a spoof story based on the TV show version of Harry Dresden meeting Voldemort. Disclaimer Harry Dresden is the property of Jim Butcher and Harry Potter is the property of J. K. Rowling. This is all in good fun. I know Harry Dresden is not Harry Potter. Story inspired by my friend, Sarah Judd.
The evil Lord Voldemort showed up at the door of Wizard Harry Dresden.
'I
am looking for a wizard named Harry.' Voldemort said in a rasping
voice.
'Umm... Wrong Harry.' Harry was about to slam the door on
his face.
'A wizard who lives among Muggles.'
'Still wrong
Harry... I think.'
'Parents were killed.'
'Umm...'
'Has the
Ministry of magick angry at him.'
'Well, they're not exactly
called the-'
'The Minister of Magick thinks he's a liar.'
'Well,
actually he's called The Merlin but...'
'Didn't find out he was a
wizard until he was eleven-years-old.'
'Wrong Harry!' But now he
was starting to doubt himself.
'He carries a
wand.'
'That's...'
'He hasn't attended ordinary school since he
was at least eleven but was taught extensive magick. And one of his
teachers was a ghost.'
'Er...'
'His crankiest teacher, who is
pushing sixty but looks very good for his age and looks suspiciously
like someone whom has been in famous musicals, is an ex-dark wizard.
And this Harry wasn't entirely sure if this teacher was truly trust
worthy no matter how many times this teacher tried to protect and or
help Harry until that teacher- after posing as being on the side of
evil- finally gave his life for Harry and died looking into his eyes.
Oh, and that teacher knew his mother. And was an expert on brewing
potions.'
'How did you...?'
'This Harry has dark hair. Would
be about thirty-six-years-old about now. Fights evil. Has friends who
are wizards as well.'
'I wouldn't exactly call them my
friends...'
'An evil wizard wants him to join his side to rule the
wizarding world and or to kill this Harry in order to fully resurrect
himself after it was this Harry that caused him to die to begin
with.'
'Now hold on...'
'He knows werewolves.'
'Lots of
wizards know werewolves.'
'His favourite teacher died in his
presence.'
'Now I can explain that...'
'Wanted to be an
Auror.'
'A what? Well, I used to want to be in the High
Council...'
'Spent at least part of his childhood raised by a
cruel uncle.'
'Well, I didn't realize he was cruel until...'
'Has
had the help of a very sardonic potions master.'
'I still think
you've got the wrong Harry.' Though Harry wasn't really all too sure
anymore.
'Regardless, I am going to kill a wizard tonight that's
named Harry and you're close enough!'
'AGGH! BOB!' Harry slammed
the door against him and ran back inside.
And that, dear friends, is why we NEED a season 2, so Lord Voldemort will stop chasing Harry Dresden because he got the wrong address...