Candyland

In a land where the leaves of the trees resembled cotton can- SCREW THAT!!!! They WERE cotton candy!! The rivers were pure melted chocolate! The grass was sweet marshmallow, which melted in the sun, becoming a savory paste. In the winter, it would freeze over and become a hard, caramel like form.

One day, a small girl from the village of Cookies, was picking the chocolate-chip flowers for her mother. After she was done, she strode home. Her mother was waiting at the door.

"Alas! You have come with food!!!!" she cried with pure joy.

The girl's mother was extremely fat, and had several life threatening heart attacks beforehand.

After, an unhealthy dinner of chocolate roses, cotton candy leaves, and yummy marshmallow grass, they slept for hours on end. But the little girl had a terrible nightmare! A monster had eaten her chocolate tree bark!!!! She woke up screaming like greased pig!!!!! Ha! Just kidding, like a pig being whipped! WHIPPED CREAM!!! Her mother always came running in to the room when something like happened. But after 30 minutes of lying in wait (and her own weight) her mother had not yet come to comfort her... but the girl sensed something was wrong and she sheepishly she padded out of her room.

She walked into her mother bedroom to report her merciless nightmarish chocolate eating monster (it claimed its name was Mimi).

But, she shook her mother several times, alas, her mother was not woken. The girl panicked after realizing her mother had stopped breathing. In a state of fright, she called the town Doctor, Dr. Butterscotch. After an autopsy had been performed (an autopsy what doctors do to figure out how the person died), Dr. Butterscotch had determined that an unhealthy life style was the cause of this tragedy. Due to the abnormally large fat globules, here arteries had been severely clogged. That in turn, resulted in a heart attack.

THE END

FIN

PEACE OUT

My first fiction for the miscellaneous archive. By the way, I have a Naruto fiction called A Tortured Soul