Laven: Hey guys! This is just a bunch of one-shots I'll be doing a bunch of random one-shots of deleted scenes and bloopers of Bleach with a load of different characters and sometimes a random pop up of a random character from a random anime! So beware of the randomness of the one-shots! And I'll take suggestions as well!
Alex: I'm as well so don't forget about me! We'll pop up sometimes maybe!
Disclaimer: We don't own Bleach or the characters or any other characters! We swear!
"Hurry up and put it in already!"
"Patience woman! Geez…"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"
"NOTHING!"
"Well hurry up with it I'm getting bored already"
"Alright alright"
"What are you two doing?" Karin said as she saw Isshin and Yuzu kneeling infront of Ichigo's door listening to the convocation goingon in there through glass cups.
"Ichigo and Rukia are doing something and I think it's something bad!" Yuzu whispered frantically to her twin.
"I bet there doing it all around the room and they're getting off and making me grandchildren! I'm so happy!" Isshin yelled loudly with a stream of tears running out of his eyes and down his face like a river.
"Well, it's your fault if you two get caught, and I doubt there doing anything rude in there you old goat!" Kari said as she began to walk away from the scene looking bored as ever.
Suddenly, thee door slammed open from a huge gust of strong wind blowing it open and evil laughter was heard in the room along with a series of coughing from another person.
"RUKIA WHAT THE HELL! YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN IT DIDN'T YOU!"
"IT WAS SO TEMPTING THOUGH! It was just calling for me too!"
"Isshin, Karin and Yuzu peer inside to see Ichigo sat on the floor smoke and ash surrounding him and on him while Rukia standing on his bed looking as spotless as ever. On the other side of the bed was a paper mache volcano that's been painted it to look like one with ketchup running down the sides and smoke coming out the top.
"What's going on in here?" Karin asked as she stepped forward looking curiously at the volcano.
"Science project… Rukia made it explode…" Ichigo grumbled out as he got up off the floor.
"It was so much fun! I want to do it again! ICHIGO! FILL THE VOLCANO UP NOW!" Rukia yelled at Ichigo while also glaring at him.
"Hell no! You just blew it up in my room! I'm not letting you do that again!" Ichigo yelled at her as he picked up the volcano.
"Then what are you going to do with the volcano?" Yuzu asked as she stood next to Karin.
Suddenly, Ichigo pushed Rukia off his bed, opened the window and hurled the volcano out the building with a scowl on his face.
Gaping at what Ichigo just done, Rukia just ran to the window and stared at the now destroyed volcano while Karin just sighed and walked away after hitting her dad around the head and yelled 'I told you so!'
Laven: well, I know it's terrible but I'm trying to get back into the mood of writing so no flames, criticism is alright, but flames are a big NO NO!
Alex: If you see any mistakes or anything, just point it out and we're also looking for a beta reader so yeah.
R&R!
~LAVENDOR QUEEN and ALEX OUT~