A/N: Hey all! This will be a little side-project. Excluding this chapter, this fic will mostly contain the warm, cuddly moments with couples. Most of the couples won't be from WoW. Now, to decide who will be first...
Under the Darkmoon
A Magical Invitation
Dear Sir or Madame (or neither or both),
Pat yourself on the back and rejoice, you have been invited to the Darkmoon Faire (DMF)! This letter contains a self-sustaining portal to the only inter-dimensional attraction. People from across the worlds come to this once a month event! This event will take place on the first full week of every month. Why should you go? Here are some reasons:
Entertainment! What kind of faire would not have this!? But wait, it's not just 'normal' rides and games. Our experience over the dimensions have led to the largest variety of games, we guarantee that you will find something that will put a smile on your face!
Prizes! Another staple of the faire! From pocket-dimensions to a dancing bear, there are gifts that will even satisfy the most picky of people.
Food/Drink! The Faire has a mind-blowing selection of edibles. We have the legendary Deep-fried Breaded Frogs! (If your species cannot eat a certain type of food, ask a chef for the food that is right for you!)
Challenges! This is the serious side of the Faire. If you fancy danger, we have a Gladiator's Arena if you wish to challenge one of our fighters*, (or if you need to settle who's getting the last slice of pizza!)
Powerful Predators! If the Arena doesn't make your heart beat, you can exit the Faire grounds and take on the beasts that roam the wilds!* Felling one of these predators will net you a hefty sum of tickets, bragging rights, and a trophy of the beast!
Bands! This is the only** place to hear the "Level 100 Elite Tauren Chieftans" (ETC)! Ask the stage director if you have a band you would like to hear.
Zoo! We have a diverse selection of animals to either pet, ride, or just look at! This is the favorite of children!
Fortune Teller! This isn't just any Fortune Teller, Sayge has had experience in the arcane arts for many years, he is guaranteed to predict an event correctly for you.
He-who-never-forgets! Cronos, the man who lived past one-hundred years, died, came back to life, and now is living for over three-hundred years now! He can tell you what he did at any point of his life, without the slow story-time of a grandparent!
Is this enough reason to come by? We hope you will come!
*= There is NO risk of serious injury or death while in DMF. We have healers who can heal any wound and time-weavers who reverse events that lead to death.
**= For those from Shattrath City or Blackrock City, this is the second place you can go to hear ETC.