It was a regular day, the Thunderclan cats were being normal when Birchfall came into the medicine cat den because he had stepped on a thorn. Jayfeather was in a horrible mood, even though he always is, was in an even worse one. The kits had "visited" him a few times that day and now he was grumpier than usual, and on top of that, he was exhausted. So he helped Birchfall with his thorn and did all those things medicine cats do, and then not noticing, he gave Birchfall some catmint instead of the actual he was supposed to have for infection. Even worse was that Jayfeather gave him way too much. So Birchfall walked out, and then the catmint affects kicked in. "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!" he screamed, and then took off outside of the camp. Firestar stared at the thorn barrior for a moment then said "What in the name of Starclan was that all about?" The other cats just shrugged (if cats can even shrug). "Well we better find him." So Firestar sent out Lionblaze, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw and of course, himself, out to look for Birchfall. Suddenly, Birchfall jumped out of a tree and screamed "DIE SHADOWCLAN DIE!" and started attacking Sandstorm.
In Shadowclan, Blackstar looked around. "Are we really that bad?" he yelled. Rowanclaw said "Probably Thunderclan training their apprentices. "Hm, just wait till I speak to Firestar!" exclaimed Blackstar.
While that happened in Shadowclan, in Thunderclan, Firestar was in the medicine cat den because he had to drag Birchfall back to the camp, and on the way back Birchfall screamed "MOUSE DUNG!" and scratched Firestar's eye. Jayfeather still never got to sleep, and was in an even worse mood. "Here, go rest, and...and...and...rest." he said. But being so tired, and blind, he did not see or smell that he had picked up more catmint and gave it to Firestar. "Um thank you Jayfeather, you should rest too." Thinking Jayfeather knew what he was doing, Firestar ate the catmint. He walked outside, then yelled "ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH THEIR OWN PREY, GATHER UNDERNEITH THE HIGHLEDGE FOR A CLAN MEETING!" When the cats gathered, he said "Okay so one, whenever you see Riverclan, I want you all to say 'Ugh, what's that smell?' Second, when ever you mentors are training your apprentices, I want you to scream "DIE SHADOWCLAN DIE!"
Blackstar looked at Rowanclaw. "Oh that's it, Shadowclan get over here! We're attacking Thunderclan, let's see if they can kill us!"
"Okay third, Jayfeather's new name is ." Jayfeather, who had now slept, said "Wait what?!" "Okay that's it...oh wait instead of Thunderclan we now shall be know as Da Awesome Kittehs. That is all." Then Firestar walked off humming The Wheels on the Bus. Thunderclan looked very confused, except for Birchfall, who was swaying back and forth saying " I think I can I think I can." At that moment Blackstar burst in with Shadowclan and said "You want us dead? Then kill us!" Thunderclan just sat there, very confused at the moment. Birchafall screamed "EEK UGLY CATS!" and ran away screaming. Shadowclan narrowed their eyes. "Just leave." sighed Sandstorm. They did
A/N: HI! THIS ISNT REALLY MY FIRST FANFIC, WELL I GUESS IT KINDA IS, SINCE I GOT RID OF MY OTHER ONE. WELL PLEASE REVIEW!