An: This is a sort of parody from the vocaloid video:a classy, tactful fire extinguisher and I own neither that or vampire knight if it wasn't obvious.


"I'm home," I say, tired from paperwork given to me at the headquarters
"Welcome back," you reply

And on the table, with two cubes of sugar,
I find my cup of coffee

My shows have been recorded, washing's taken care of,
And my to-do list for tomorrow is on the calendar

If ever I can't sleep, you're there at my bedside,
Singing a baritone lullaby

If ever I complain about stupid vampires, you wish you had hands to comfort me,
But can only sigh and agree...

"Good morning," I say
"Good morning," you say back

And on the table, with plenty of hot milk,
I find my cup of Assam tea

My rhythms, my preferences, my grudges, my moods, the blood-suckers I want to put a million holes in - you know them all, my bloody rose...

You promised me, until your bullets ran out,
You would always protect me

And I promised you, too, that if such a time called for it,
I would use you up and save the last bolt for myself...

One night, I awoke to a shriek;
And was hit with the scent of blood in my room

And before I could figure out what had happened,
A blood thirsty vampire came crashing down on me ...

You became a prop to protect me,
underneath the murderous beast and then I noticed,

You had burst a hole in your chamber,
But I only gazed at you, myself unharmed...

"The leaking ammunition will put out kill the nearby cretins,
But if you move me, the vampire will eat you...
So go Zero, save yourself!"

"Don't give yourself up to protect me!"
But my scream dissolved in the flames and screams of the level Es

Then the hunters from my department led my Kaito rushed in,
And they snatched me away - they saved only me...

You had kept your promise to me,
But here I was, unable to keep mine to you...

I'm sorry - I know it's terribly unfair...
But for one with such class and tact as you,
I'm sure you can forgive me...

My Bloody Rose