Note: Another Story with them like humans
Love for Dummies
"Come back here you idiot!" said Nova with her body covered of bubbles of shampoo and a towel around her body.
She was chasing Sprx over the corridor.
"Why you're so mad?! I was only spying you" said Sprx continue running.
"That's why I'm mad!" Nova shouts.
Sprx enter to the command room where the whole team was. Nova enter to the room, and looks the team for a few second, her face turn red and run out the room.
Sprx walk to the sofa and sit next to the Gibson with a victorious air.
"Why you have to be so mean with her?" Gibson asks with nose bleed.
"Oh chill… I don't look her body, that wasn't part of the mission"
"And the mission was?" Chiro asks pausing the game.
Sprx take from his pocket a pair of yellow panties.
"Oooohhh" Chiro and Otto yelled.
"Great, now what?" Gibson asks annoyed.
"You don't understand anything Gibson, you're a little boy"
Gibson looks Sprx who was smelling the underwear.
"Look who is the little boy, stealing from girls…"
"Something wrong with that?"
"It so disrespectful… you should try to at least show a little nobleness"
Chiro and Otto were already back in the videogame; Antauri left the room just looking the piece of cloth. Sprx finally understand that it wasn't that cool.
A load scream was heard over the Cyber Robot; even people out of it turn around to search from where the scream comes from.
"Well, that's my signal to leave the building… call me when Nova stop screaming" Sprx said standing up, and then he left the room.
In that moment Nova appear on the entrance, she was wearing a Pink T-shirt with a monkey in it, and pair jeans, she was using her shower shoes and her hair still wet. Her face was expressing completely angriness.
"Where is he?!" she ask walking toward Gibson who was reading a book.
"He just left…"
"I'm going to kill him!" Nova yelled as walking out the room "This is the last time he do this to me…"
Out of the Cyber Robot Sprx was walking in the corner of the park; he was looking his "treasure".
"I mean, all people do this… there's nothing bad in this" Sprx said trying to convince himself that his action was normal "He have lots of this, I don't think she will miss it" Sprx said raising it in his hand. A pair of old ladies was in front of him. Sprx froze with a stupid smile in his face.
The old ladies glare at him, and round him like if he where a robber, they don't giving the back. Sprx sigh and hide it inside his jacket. He walk next to a flower shop, he stop there and look the showcase, the idea of apologize at her cross his head for a second, but then he continue walking.
A Jewelry was just next to it, he put his hands in the store window and look the beautiful zirconia in a silver ring. He looks at the price paper: $199. He took all his money out his pocket and start to count, after a few seconds (thanks to the lack of mathematic abilities), with the bills, coins, buttons and fluff of pocket, he count about $12. Sprx sigh and continue walking.
After a few streets, he stop magazine store, he start to search for something interesting, he had all day to hide from Nova. After several minutes putting his nose between "Pilot's of the Month" and "Hammer Ship" he accidentally found himself in the prohibited section. A gallery of 18+ magazines was all around him. He looks along the corridor, just a few males trying not to be caught. He tried to run on the other side, once he go out the corridor nervously, he turn around to see two girls looking at him laughing. He blushes and walks to the entrance, but before getting out the store a yellow book make him took his attention.
He read at the front page "Love for Dummies! Problems with love? 10 easy chapters to become your Leonardo Dicaprio you have inside!"
"Ooookay… I think I will take this one" Sprx though. He took a lot of other magazines and put them in front of the counter. The girl attending start to pass the magazines by the machine.
"Ok, you're buying "Gay Times", "Emmanuelle and the Monkey Island", "Shuggazoom Ass" and "Love for Dummies", that's all?" that the girl with a grin.
Sprx crushing his forehead in the counter "You had to say the names that loud?"
"Yes sir" trying not to laugh.
Sprx throw the $12 to the girl and leave the place with the magazines in a plastic bag. He throws the other magazines to the nearest trash and start walking through the streets with his new book.