1. Friend
Gary never really felt that the word was anything more than just a sappy cover-up for a diabolical scheme against him. But he had to admit....he sure looked miserable without one.
2. Worry
Being the bait of a madman's wrath was no reason for the small boy to sit by himself. So Jimmy had to wonder...what else was wrong?
3. Help
"I just wanted to help, Johnny..". The shorter greaser's eyes began to water as the elder put his hand on his shoulder, assuring that all was well.
4. Security
The cheerleader may have bullied the nerd mercilessly, but it was only to see that miserable face that gave her so much strength.
5. Support
With all of the trouble that he was always getting himself and others in, it was a wonder why Petey still stood by the sociopath's side.
6. Better
"I swear it wasn't like that!". He refused to take that as an answer as he smacked the girl clear across the face. "He deserves better than you".
7. Blue
Sure, the body heat of countless boys was enticing. But Lola had to wonder.....what about a hint of feminine, Aquaberry blue?
8. Natural
Was it natural to think that his friend's scar was sexy?
9. Envy
As he watched his best friend get ready to his arranged marriage to his cousin, Bif couldn't help but grit his teeth at the bride. He would've pulled the look off better.
10. Saliva
"What seems to be the trouble here?". Before the greaser could say anything, he took another look at his boss's earring and just shook his head "no". The combination was absolutely mouth watering.
11. Royalty
"Wanna start a rumor about me being a princess?". The shy brunette could only smile and nod. "Anything for you, your majesty".
12. Payback
"I said I was sorry, Gary! What can I do to make it up to you?". The sociopath just smiled and winked. "Well...there IS that suit I've always wanted you to wear for Halloween...".
13. Date
"So what do you wanna see, Trent?". "Hmmm..well I was thinking about either "Sequel The Movie" or...-" "I JUST WANNA PLAY SPORTS...!". "No...I've never heard of that one...".
14. King
Peanut stayed on his back on his boss's bed. Exhaustion, satisfaction, and ecstasy consumed him. There was a reason why his boss was called "The King".
15. Democrat
As much as Derby's anger had filled him that day, he had never actually intended to make him cry.
16. Wenches
As role-playing progressed, Melvin held up his fake scepter and called out, "Where's my wenches?". With this asked, Fatty and Algie stepped forward.
17. Attraction
The feeling that overcame him...it consumed him. So he had to let the obvious out. "I feel....strangely ATTRACTED to you!".
18. Art
As the lovesick boys all stared in awe at the youthful art teacher, Mandy couldn't see why everybody loved her so much. But it wasn't until she got a good look at her eyes that her heart started racing.
19. Loneliness
Everybody thought that the reason why he decided to break the heavily distraught greaser out of Happy Volts was just so that people would love him again. But in all seriousness, he just missed the way he fought for him.
20. Rooster
"They've come to snuff me, haven't they?". Petey just turned his wet eyes to the boy and answered with, "No, you're not gonna die".
21. Slut
As Larry looked at himself in the mirror, he sighed heavily. Maybe his boss would love him if he slept with all of the preps?
22. Belong
"You're goin' down, Gary!". Even though he was about to get in a violent fight with the smaller boy, Gary couldn't help but smile. It was the first time he had ever felt like he mattered enough.
23. Alcohol
"Ow..my head...". As the hungover English turned over in his bed, his eyes shocked him as he awoke right next to a large, out of shape body.
24. Obsession
As much as she liked hurting the homely nerd, she couldn't seem to make herself stop spending all of her time with her doing it.
25. Love
"Why, Larry? Why do you do these things for me?". Peanut could only smile as he tightened his grip on Johnny's hand. "Cuz' I love you, boss".
26. Territory
As the two boys once again got into one of their rounds of arguing, Petey felt the strange need to walk over to them and figure out what the deal was. All he managed to hear was, "He's MINE, Hopkins".
27. Jealousy
The real reason why Mandy always got so angry whenever Lola would make her rounds with all of the men on campus was because she never made her rounds with her.
28. Weasel
Out of all of the semi kinky things he had ever heard before, Jimmy had to wonder, "What the hell does "schooling that weasel" mean?".
29. Down
As Jimmy watched the dark prep walk his dog, he couldn't stop staring at his alluring scar. Wounds on cute boys always made him think, "Down, boy!".
30. Please
What exactly DID he mean when he said, "What can I do next to please Johnny?".
31. Think
Johnny had a bad habit about thinking too much. But whenever his second in-command would arrive to his room with nothing on but a leather bondage suit, thinking too much wasn't such a bad thing.
32. Shower
Despite the loss from their last game, Kirby was still ecstatic about showering off the putrid smell of defeat.
33. Theft
If stealing cats made Ms. Phillips run to her, breasts hopping within each step, Edna had no problem stealing the felines.
34. Medication
Who needs medication whenever the love of one, pink-shirted boy was enough of a drug to drive him to do crazy things?
35. Worst
The only thing worse than your best friend falling in love with a dumb broad was falling in love with an oblivious idiot of a best friend.
36. Mayonnaise
With a sexy, bloodthirsty greaser on his tail, there was no wonder why Algie's pants always had mayonnaise on them.
37. Lucky
With an enormously jealous greaser pacing back and forth in front of him, the only thought Jimmy could process in his mind was, "I'm SO getting laid tonight".
38. Man
With all of the hysteria in the air, Peanut had to ask, "Where's the nice, strong man he promised me?".
39. Kiss
So, who was the better kisser? The short, pink-shirted boy or the anti-social sociopath?
40. Things
As Petey held himself in great agony, Gary winked at Jimmy as he seductively lead him to his bedroom.
41. Flying
Everytime he'd look at his best friend, Johnny's feet was on the street...but he couldn't stop flyin'.
42. Lightning
No matter how hard he tried to forget about him, Peanut's head was always in the clouds, feeling the shock of the lightning.
43. Name
So.....what sounded better: Pinky Harrington...or Pinky Taylor?
44. Torture
Was it wrong to want to absolutely torture his best friend's girlfriend?
45. Mother
Jimmy's mother was evil, vindictive, manipulative and just, all around, a bitch. Was that why he smiled Everytime he looked Gary?
46. Alien
"When I was an alien, nothin' like this would've ever happened..." Larry cocked an eyebrow at his half drunk boss and even though he was his heart and soul, he couldn't help but ask, "What ARE you talkin' about?!".
47. Football
"C'mon, Petey! Just kick the damn ball!". Petey crossed his arms and came back with, "No. You'll just move the ball and make me fall!". "No, I won't!". Petey sighed, knowing exactly what was coming next.
48. Words
The only thing that killed Peanut more than Johnny being taken away to Happy Volts was that he never said good-bye.
49. Panties
As Beatrice folded up her laundry, she accidentally found a pair of her roommate's underwear. The nerd could only blush...and hope that she was the only one that knew how they got there.
50. Leave
"Don't leave me, Larry! PLEASE!!". Johnny tugged onto Peanut's shirt, sobbing so loudly that he echoed throughout the Tenements. The only thing that Peanut could hear louder than his cries was his heart beating at every word....the kind that he absolutely REFUSED to break.