Buck's Story

Buck is a simple fellow.

Not the least bit complicated.

He likes all kinds of ladies.

He's not much for calculatin'.

When he sits for a meal,

His gloves stay on.

They're cleaner than the hands

They are upon.

He plays too much poker

And sometimes he wins.

He drinks redeye whiskey

Till his eyeballs swim.

He'd dance all night

In cantina or saloon.

You'll hear Buffalo Gals

His favorite tune.

Don't push your luck

If you're up to no good.

Those meeting with his bad side

Never understood.

He's a tough old bird

Cuz' he's been around.

Though not really that old

He's experienced and sound.

He likes being called 'Uncle',

Our cowboy in black.

Hurt his family and he'll chase you

To Hell and back.

He has a tight bond

With that nephew called Blue.

Blue loves Uncle Buck

And we do too!