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A/N: Okay so I gave up trying to stop my creativity.
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A Girl's Fantasy Made Dark Reality
Shoobobalitty!
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I wasn't exactly sure what I was doing with my life or how it got to this point where my stories would somehow make it onto a page. It was nice writing for such fandoms as Invader Zim, Zelda and even a few others that I absolutely love. But today was just bleh, I looked over my Fanfiction 'The Dark Master Sword' and scoffed, there were so many mistakes in chapter three it was sickening.
"Whatever," I said to no one in particular, it was three o'clock in the morning already as I sat down to write chapter four, I couldn't help but think how stupid life was. Here I was, no job, no true life to live, no kids… seriously all I had was video games, which eventually become boring no matter how much I am in love with them, and writing fanfiction. I just felt so fed up with everything, I want my life to change, I want something different to happen, I want to be somebody, get some action and have some kids. Normal people stuff, only with some super hot hottie that doesn't exist in my world. I sighed pulling up another image of Ghirahim and Link on google. Oh this picture was so hot, it depicted Ghirahim and Link face to face with Ghirahim looming over his prize and pressing his long member somewhere in the anal region, the angle concealed the action but left much to my imagination. Oh and the long prehensile tongue was out and depicted the motion of wiggling about as if to taunt Link. I sighed as I felt the heavy blush cross my cheeks and my eyes hooded. I totally wished I could be a guy and totally be in such a position, it bespoke of so much possibility that could be felt, pleasure or pain.
I shook my head as I wrote another paragraph, this fanfic wouldn't write itself after all. It's bad enough I was stuck on so many other fanfictions. I can't get into a rut with this one not now, not after working so hard to draw the map for it, that's right an entire map of Hyrule as it would appear in my made-up world. My fanfiction 'A Charming Prince' I had already finished the first in the series and am now working on the sequel. I had so much planned I even had several chapters of the next Invader to Queen sequel in the works 'Invader Dib'. I had so much work cut out for me until something caught the corner of my eye. A huge black hole in the floor. "What the..?" I stood up and walked over to it. The edges were jagged and pulsing as though they were alive but the hole seemed black otherwise it was so weird. "Uh-uh.. oh hew naw, no way in hew I'm a trust dis shit," I said aloud as I turned away, I suddenly slipped as the floor seemed to give underneath me and then, I was falling into the darkness.
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I woke with a splitting headache, I looked around but didn't recognize my surroundings. "I don't believe I'm in Kansas anymore," I said to no one as I looked around. "I should quit with the movie references for sure." My mumbled words rang in my ears as my eyes fell on something that looked so out of place anywhere but in a video game. "Aw hew naw, don't tell me I ended up in Mario world or some shit like that." Then I noticed a shaking bush nearby. "Oh crap, please don't tell me that's an octorok..." I said as I carefully snuck my way away from the shaking bush. I quickly followed the path away from it and the giant mushrooms of various colors.
I continued to look around but strangely enough this forest seemed kind of safe. I felt myself begin to relax as I admired the view and noticed how familiar this path seemed. I climbed a few things and followed a few more path's until I came to a familiar sight only this time it was in real stone and not some messed up video game graphics.
"No freaking way, I know this place," I said as I approached the door, knowing there was no way I could open such a heavy thing, on my own at least. Well maybe if I used my whole body weight. I heard the sound of a sword clearing a sheath and turned around slowly holding my hands up near my face. "Hang on, I can.." I paused as I recognized the figure before me, holy crap he was so realistic, seriously am I dreaming right now? "You're Link, omigosh your like a hero," I said grinning ear to ear. I couldn't help it, he totally wasn't my type but dang he actually did look really good. He seemed confused but then he spoke I couldn't really understand him. "Oh man, language barrier.." He frowned and put away his weapon it was clear he had decided I wasn't a threat and well I certainly wasn't armed or anything, so why would he? He spoke again and I frowned, yep I definitely couldn't speak that language.
He looked confused but apparently a language barrier wasn't going to stop him from communicating. He grabbed my hand and pulled me, I got the hint and nodded so he released me and walked away. I followed behind him unsure of where he was taking me. He looked back periodically as I stumbled along behind him on the more rugged bits. I also required a bit of help navigating the higher cliffs as I couldn't jump high. I also don't have much arm strength so pulling my self up a ledge is a no go. Ugh I hated how out of shape I was compared to when I was in the service. I really shouldn't have let myself go so much. Finally we stood before an Owl statue and everything finally pieced itself together.
"Oh MY GOD, we are in skyward sword, what the what?" I said, suddenly. "Yeah I'm a far way away from El Paso. Holy crap!" Suddenly, I thought about my husband. "Oh no no no no no My husband is gunna kill me! I am so dead." I jumped when I felt the light touch on my shoulder and turned around to see Link looking a little taken aback too. I breathed a sigh and held a hand over my heart and looked back up. "I'm sorry, just freakin' out." He looked confused but the emotion I was going through seemed to connect with him and he patted me on the shoulder. He then wrapped an arm around me and touched the owl statue I immediately grabbed onto him as the wind carried us up with the para-sail. I felt a chuckle rumble through Link's chest and blushed, aw crap I think he got the wrong idea. Then I saw the magnificent bird. "The loftwing," I said as the bird easily swept under us and we landed on it's back. Link pulled me in front of him and allowed his loftwing to easily glide us to Skyloft.
I was so amazed as we landed that I barely noticed Link dismount easily. I tensed a bit as he helped me down then turned to his inquisitive loftwing. I looked at Link, "Can I pet him?" I asked making a waving motion with my hand along where the birds neck would be. Link seemed to smile and pulled me over to his loftwing and placed my hand on the bird's lovely red feathers. I looked at the lovely bird and petted him. "Thanks Mr. or Ms. Loftwing, it was a great flight," I said with a smile. The loftwing seemed quite happy with that and made a happy sound before turning away and lifting off for some more flying. I just stood there watching the magnificent creature as it flew away. I was sure I had a stupid grin on my face but I didn't care, I felt a light tap on my shoulder and turned to see Link grinning ear to ear. He kind of reminded me of my husband only a little bit different, gentler maybe and more mysterious. I could definitely tell how it easy it would be for any woman to fall in love with him but I felt as though it wouldn't be appropriate somehow still.
Several people began to crowd around, I noticed. I started to feel a bit claustrophobic at the presence of so many people. Some were talking to Link while others were trying to talk to me.
"Um.. Hi, language barrier guys, I don't understand a word of what you are saying," I said, the people speaking to me suddenly went silent. I could hear a commotion from the back of the crowd, it wasn't until she pushed and shoved her way into view that I realized just who was making the commotion. "Omigosh Princess Zelda!" She gave me an odd look. She then waved her hands, but I had no idea what she was asking. "Why are you..? What?" She smiled and nodded waving her hands again. "What, you want me to talk? Like talk, talk? What should I talk about? Oh maybe about the fanfictions I have been writing?" I said the last part as a joke.
"Fan.. fictions?" she asked. Oh she just had too ask.. I couldn't stop the grin on my face. And wait did she just understand me? I began to rant about my fanfictions and talked about the map I made for the Dark Master Sword and how Ghirahim had appeared in there. Something had clicked, they recognized the name for sure. Link had actually stepped forward, he said something in Hylian with Ghirahim at the end.
"No, no, no, no I wrote about Ghirahim," made a little trace of writing on my hand as I spoke. Zelda frowned and grabbed my hand dragging me through the crowd, Link followed but I had no idea what they planned to do. Now I felt a little worried, they clearly didn't like that I had mentioned Ghirahim's name. But it didn't seem like they were going to hurt me, not yet at least. Still where was she dragging me to? I really didn't want to be put in a dungeon for sure, well I mean sure it would make a great story for when I returned but.. no I didn't want to be locked away. She dragged me all the way to one of the docks, oh no this can't be good either. She said something in Hylian that I suppose was supposed to be calming but the opposite thing happened. She threw me off the dock.. I couldn't help but scream and close my eyes. Luckily something feathery stopped me from falling to my death. I opened my eyes to see the red loftwing's feathers, whoa, what the what? Someone landed behind me, I looked back to see Link smiling. "Wait, where are we going?" I asked nervously.
Link spoke in hylian but I didn't understand a word of it, well so much for being well informed, surprise it is. The red Loftwing easily soared through the sky passing by many islands. It wasn't until I saw the massive swirling ball of clouds that I finally realized our destination. No, no no, Oh please for the love of everything holy no! I did not want to be in this situation anymore but what choice did I have? Hmm let's see.. Fall to my death, fall to my death or stay on the giant bird, not much of a choice. Yeah my husband's going to kill me, how the hell will I ever explain it.. Oh and by the way honey I was trapped in a video game I'm sure you'd recognize.. Skyward Sword except I became the main attraction of their petting zoo. No that wouldn't go over well, he would hear; I went crazy and need to go to a mental hospital. Oh for Pete's sake, I may not even make it home at this rate. All I could do was sit there and behave for the most part. Link easily flew us inside of the dark sphere of stormy clouds, he flew around a bit more until suddenly turning and heading for a sky island. It had some kind of tower on it, I sincerely hoped it wasn't meant for a princess cause I for sure am not one.
The Loftwing landed easily on the grassy bit that wasn't built on, Link was first to dismount and then I was pulled off the back of the loftwing. I didn't really want to get off but again I had no choice Link was stronger than me, honestly he was stronger than any guy I had ever met and that's saying something. "You know maybe I should get into the whole defeating monsters biz, maybe then I would be half as strong as you.." Link gave me a confused look but soon shook his head and waved for me to follow. At least I think he waved for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him into the tower only to find it was more like a mini prison, there many creatures in here that they obviously did not want getting out. But honestly why were they imprisoned here, I thought Link killed all the monsters he came across. I frowned a bit as I followed him farther, he led me to a set of stairs that led up higher in the tower and a set that led down. Of course the one leading downwards was dark and foreboding and of course Link just had to lead me down there. I hugged myself tightly and tried not to close my eyes, granted it got harder and harder to do as it got darker.
A sound to my left startled a squeak out of me, not sure why but I also made a squeak like noise when frightened or surprised. I heard Link chuckled ahead of me.
"Not funny," I grumbled. And it really wasn't, I'm terrified of what awaits in the darkest recesses of any place. It's scary to think that a ghost or a, for lack of a better term, monster could be lurking in the darkest corners waiting to pounce. And that is what I always feel as though could happen, just be walking along in the dark and suddenly, BAM, attacked. Needless to say I was more than a little freaked out! And so I closed my eyes, it was already too dark to see anyway and it wasn't long before Link had grabbed my shoulder startling me again. He easily guided both of us to the final floor and then light, Link then began to speak with someone who spoke back. This voice I recognized, it was.. "Ghirahim?" I asked. I popped my eyes open to see the surprised look on the demon's face he spoke in hylian while looking at me. "Language barrier, great.. I get plenty o.."
"On the contrary language is only a barrier if one does not know the language you speak," Ghirahim interrupted. I gaped at him like a fish, how the hay? He gave a grin before turning back to Link and saying something in hylian. Link was then gaping too, yay now we're both surprised. He made a motion for me to approach.. towards the bars.. that kept the demon imprisoned. Needless to say, I didn't really want to but he was insistent.
"So uh.." I began.
"Yes I speak your language," Ghirahim interrupted again.
"That's not what I was going to ask," I shot back.
"Oh?" he asked seeming interested. "Have a bit of fire there do you?"
"Fire is one way to explain it, I guess," I replied. "Anywho, you're locked up huh? How'd that happen?"
"Hmm, does it so concern you? We've never even met," he said.
"Look I played this game a long time ago called Skyward Sword," I began. "In it I had to play as Link and defeat Demise and in the final cut-scene your blade disappeared and Demise well he was defeated and I think he disappeared too after cursing Link and Zelda and such anyway, I digress. How did you go from disappearing to being a prisoner?"
"I see, interesting question," Ghirahim replied, he looked almost to be enjoying the banter. He must have been locked away here a while to enjoy talking even to someone as insignificant as me. "Do you want the long version? Or the short version?" I looked around, Link had left me here, I sighed a bit.
"Well looks like I got time, how about the long version," I said, taking a seat on the cold stone. A grin spread across Ghirahim's face, I wondered if he was going to embellish on the tale a bit.
"Well as you have said, I did in fact disappear," Ghirahim replied. "I actually broke my contract with my old master by leaving which now technically makes me free, unfortunately now he is most likely to hunt me down. See that curse wasn't just for Link and Zelda it was also to trap me as well for my betrayal." I nodded, this was actually quite an interesting tale but breaking a bond like that couldn't have been easy, unless. "You see the bond from the contract was one sided, Demise only ever had so much control over me. I am certain he knew I would betray him one day, he probably didn't think I would then but well.. After all my hard work and not even a 'thank Ghirahim you did fine work' And then Link defeating my master forced me to realize that my old master was weak and would probably always be weak. So I decided to hunt for the treasure that the hylians covet by myself, after all I had gotten closer than my old master had. Unfortunately, when I found the treasure Link was there to stop me with the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia."
"Isn't she a false goddess?" I asked.
"Is she?" Ghirahim asked. "I always heard she was a goddess myself but do you perhaps know more about her?"
"I dunno, I read in the lore somewhere that she wasn't really a goddess but had pretty much claimed to be one to her followers," I replied. "Anyway Zelda wasn't Hylia in fact Zelda was a princess that Link protected from the Goddess Hylia for one reason or other, I don't remember all the details but it's something I was interested in learning about for the longest time honestly. Sorry I interrupted you."
"No, no feel free to ask questions," he offered. "Especially when you have such useful knowledge, I hadn't even thought about the fact that she could only be a pretender. What else do you know about this world?"
"First before I even think of divulging any further information that I learned from playing the video games I have to know how you ended up in here," I bargained. He grinned, I wasn't sure if it was an amused grin or an angry grin however.
"Of course," he relented. "Where was I..?"
"You found the treasure that Link and Zelda were guarding.." I offered, helpfully.
"Oh yes," he grinned. "I found the treasure, three triangles, I planned to steal them and gain the power held within but as I said Link was there and so was.. Zelda, you said?" I nodded.
"So you found the triforce, no kidding," I said.
"Ah-hah so you know of it," he replied, with glee. "Do you know what it does?"
"It grants the wish of the person who holds all three," I replied, easily. His grin grew wider, almost as though he had a grand idea. "The only problem is, if someone with an evil heart makes a wish the land of Hyrule will fall to ruin but if someone with a good heart were to make a wish Hyrule will prosper or something like that."
"Truly?" he asked, he seemed a bit disappointed. "How unfortunate. I thought maybe I could.. well never mind it's not important now. So as I was saying they were there to stop me. Link wasn't wielding his magic blade anymore, so I thought I could take him at least but the two of them worked splendidly together. They outwitted me and outmatched me as well, Zelda sealed my powers and Link, well, he locked me in here. I've been here for longer than I have room to mark on the walls here," he gestured around the walls. I noticed the dark indents that littered it, I had thought they were a design on the rock but Ghirahim's explanation made sense they did indeed look like tallies. "Honestly I am unsure if it is even day or night, what time was it when you were out, hmm?"
"Oh, um shoot the strange thing is it was night my world but day when I got to this one," I replied. "Weird right?"
"Not at all, not every world runs on the same time frame as one specific one," He explained. "So how did you learn about the triforce? Did it get mentioned in this Skyward Sword game?"
"No, it hadn't honestly," I replied. "I knew about the triforce long before the Skyward Sword was released in my world. I played a game called Ocarina of Time in my world, it's set in the future long after the defeat of Demise. Demise was an unknown enemy.. see Ganondorf was a reincarnation of an evil being."
"Ganondorf?" Ghirahim asked, laughing a bit. "What kind of name is that to be?"
"A very silly one," I replied, smiling a bit. Ghirahim had chosen to take a seat as well, if anyone would have asked me if I could see myself talking with one of my favorite video game characters in the future back when I was a kid, I would have told them 'Hew naw!' but I wouldn't have guessed that Ghirahim would enjoy listening to someone else talk. Well I thought about and realized he probably only wanted information like this because I knew about times and events that hadn't occurred yet.
"Okay so Ganondorf was a reincarnation of an evil being?" He pressed.
"Yeah but I didn't find out he was the reincarnation of Demise until I played Skyward Sword," I said. Screw it, I love talking about video games who cares if he wants to know about the future. "Not gunna lie though you were only in Skyward Sword, little disappointing honestly."
"Oh?" he seemed, surprised by this.
"Yeah, well anyway in Ocarina of Time.." I continued. "Link has to fight his way through the Great Deku Tree to get the Kokiri Emerald, a magic stone that would aide him when he opened the Door of Time in the Temple of Time. He also has to retrieve the other two stones after he talks to the Princess, Zelda. When he comes back of course, Zelda and Impa are fleeing the castle town and Link stands up to Ganondorf who of course knocks him on his ass." Ghirahim laughed a bit at that, I couldn't help but smile a little too.
"Surely they only added that for a bit of humor," Ghirahim replied.
"Oh yeah I'm sure they did, nothing like watching as a fireball hits link and knocks him over," I said giving a bit of a laugh. "Uh, anyway, Link gets the Ocarina of Time that Zelda tossed at him and goes and opens the Door of Time and takes up the Master Sword, unfortunately he is too young to wield it and has to sleep seven years."
"Oh my, such a long wait," Ghirahim spoke up suddenly.
"Yeah really long wait, well Ganondorf got into the sacred realm and tried to steal the Triforce," I went on. "He didn't have the wisdom or the courage to keep all of them so he wound up with the Triforce of Power."
"Wait, you have to not only be powerful but wise and courageous?" Ghirahim asked. "but he was only powerful? That's it?"
"Yeah well Wisdom comes with old age or an old soul who had gleamed some wisdom," I replied. "And courage well not every powerful being is courageous a prime example is Rumplestiltskin from Once Upon a Time, he was a poor man once who was called to war against ogres but he took the cowards way out by breaking his leg. Long story short he killed this guy with a magical dagger and stole all of his powers and became the Dark One. But he still remained a coward, he hadn't suddenly become brave just cocky, you know?"
"Ah, I see," Ghirahim replied. "You know a lot about this kind of thing hmm?"
"Well sort of," I replied.
"You seem quite wise beyond your years," Ghirahim praised. "And courageous enough to sit and talk with a being you know could easily kill you. I have a wonder what it would be like, had you some powerful abilities."
"Eh? No, no, no, no I like being average Jane.. The nobody who does nothing of any importance," I replied. "No way will I ever end up with any kind of power for any reason."
"Oh but if you could though, what would it be?" he asked.
"What would.. If I had a power I guess I dunno," I dodged. Of course I didn't want to tell him I would want a shield that could encase me in an impenetrable bubble, that would be silly and he might chide me for such a choice.
"Oh come now, tell me," Ghirahim pressed. "I've nothing better to do after all, might as well entertain some idea of what you would be like if you were a powerful mage, hmm?"
"I would, want a magic shield," I replied, skeptically. I waited for some sort of snide comment but instead.
"Sensible," he replied. "It also gives me a sense of what kind of person you are."
"Oh?" I asked. "It does does it?"
"Indeed," Ghirahim replied. I grinned a bit. "You're a goody-two shoes." I frowned, Ghirahim on the other hand laughed.
"Seriously? Goody two shoes? You think I want good Samaritan of the month reward?" I asked. Ghirahim only laughed louder.
"I'm kidding," he finally responded wiping away the tears. "No, it honestly tells me that you value defense over anything else. Honestly not that surprising considering. But you are overly honest, I can tell from your scent that you have yet to lie to me."
"M-my scent?" I asked.
"Surely you knew demons have a keen sense of smell yes?" he asked.
"Well, yeah but," I began. "Oh crap, it applies here too?" Ghirahim laughed aloud.
"Yes, it applies to all demons," Ghirahim answered. "Anyway you were saying about Demise only getting the Triforce of Power?"
"Oh yeah, Anywho Link ended up with the Triforce of Courage and Zelda got the Triforce of Wisdom," I continued.
"Oh that is rich," He exclaimed. "Well, what I mean is the Zelda bit. Link getting the Triforce of Courage is not surprising he definitely has a backbone, I should know. After all.."
"You fought him," I said, as he also said something along the same lines.
"Precisely," Ghirahim hummed, happily. "Anyway, what happened next? Please tell me he defeats this Ganondufus." I laughed out loud, no way, he didn't.
"Oh man, I can't believe you just said that," I replied. Ghirahim was smiling at my obvious amusement. "I thought I was the only one who would call him that. Well that and Asshole and Assholes incorporated."
"Ooo, that's a good one," he replied. "I'll have to remember that."
"You know, you're a lot different than what I expected," I said.
"Oh? Did you expect some uncivilized baboon perhaps?" he asked.
"No I just expected maybe a little more on the crazy psychopath side," I said. "Or maybe just evil genius magician."
"Oh, maybe a snide evil madman who snubs his nose at any opportunity to talk?" he asked, sarcastically.
"There's the sarcasm," I said. "Awesome, exactly how I expected."
"Oh expected some sarcasm did you?" he asked. "Interesting, wonder what could have given you such an impression." More sarcasm, I grinned, this was the Ghirahim from the game sarcastic, sadistic and sooo so hot. "Your game perhaps? Then again maybe you just expected it because of some other reason perhaps your own interpretation of the game's dialog. Either way it's obvious that sarcastic antagonists turn you on hmm?" I felt heat rush to my cheeks, crap I forgot he could smell my scent. Great now he knows, only question is how will he use this knowledge.
"Mm, maybe.." I hedged. "But not all, it helps when they are attractive and have platinum blonde hair."
"Oh, fascinating," he grinned, slyly. "So you like the fair haired males better than most, hmm?"
"What? I didn't say that," I replied.
"Oh but it was implied, of course," Ghirahim teased. I could tell he was enjoying this banter a little too much. "I do have to say though it is nice to have company." A hand hefted me up from the floor.
"O-oh hey Link," I said, as I looked up at him. He gently pushed me toward the bars, I couldn't help but feel a little scared. Ghirahim started to speak in hylian but this time, Link didn't respond. He did however unlock the cell door and push me inside before locking again. "Hey wait a minute why am I getting locked up? What did I do? I wanna a Lawyer!" Ghirahim sighed.
"Well, as interesting as development's go, it seems this is going to last quite the while," Ghirahim said. I suddenly felt very nervous being inside the cell with him, he was after all stronger than me. And if he wanted to could probably kill me.
"What did you say to him earlier?" I asked.
"Oh, I told him I could understand you, that you spoke a language I had heard long ago," he replied. "Then I asked him what he was going to do, well he didn't answer me just tossed you in here. He probably thinks you are working for me. Not surprising honestly, considering. Tch, stop being so nervous, I don't bite, much." I gave him a skeptical look, I didn't believe for a minute that he wouldn't hurt me if he really wanted to. "Look I'll stay on this side of the cell and you can stay on that side if you wish but at least relax and tell me more about what happened after the triforce, did they beat him?"
"Oh right," I sat down against the cold stone wall. I couldn't remember the last time I had been made to sleep on a cold hard surface it had been so long ago. "Ehem anywho, Link woke up seven years later in the spirit realm where the Triforce had been sealed away. Many people estimated him to be seventeen years old, or some such. Anyway this is where Link finds out that Ganondufus stole the Triforce of Power and took over the world."
"Not exactly the best scenario," Ghirahim replied. I grinned a bit it was nice to find someone as interested in a game I loved, to be honest.
"Well Link goes around much as he may have done here," I eased into the next part. "Delving into dungeons and ancient ruins, as well as temples to awaken the seven sages. One was already technically awake though, he's the one who told Link about what had happened." Ghirahim leaned forward a bit and looked like he may want to ask more questions. "All the while, the one difference he isn't chasing Zelda, he's guided by some 'guy' named sheik." Ghirahim snorted at this, I looked up this time and paused in my telling of the story.
"Let me guess this guy was actually the princess," Ghirahim prodded.
"Sadly yes, I really liked sheik when I was still a naive kid until all my hopes were crushed," I replied. "Have to be a guy to be interesting to me."
"Indeed," Ghirahim seemed as though he were thinking of something. "You know it has been quite a long time since I had any company." The booted footfalls interrupted him, he sat back as though slightly irritated. Link was back he said something in hylian, I still couldn't understand but the sad look on his face told me it was bad news. He was at least holding some folded blankets and a pillow. Link passed them through the bars and set them on the floor.
"Bad news?" I asked.
"Very, Zelda thinks you are a spy," Ghirahim replied.
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*intercept's* yeah so that happened.. stay tuned for what happens to author-san in future episodes..
Me: hey.. who's giving the outro?
Chaos-Keetonie: No one in particular..
Me: hey get off my computer!
Chaos-Keetonie: Noooo! You shall be lost forever in the world of Games!
Me: *not amused..*
Chaos-Keetonie: See you in the next Chappie hehehe! *draws curtain*
Me: he..