Ok so this was a random idea and it's probably going to be rubbish but I had to write it!
It's probably a one-shot so enjoy and please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Primeval
Thanks to Sarcastic-Bones for the beta read so because of that this is dedicated to them! :)
Chocolate Girl – Jess
Call Me Action Man And You Die – Becker
Plant Boy – Matt
Emily – Obviously Emily :D
Animal Lover – Abby
I'm A Genius – Connor
Chocolate Girl, Call Me Action Man And You Die, Plant Boy, Emily, Animal Lover and I'm A Genius have all signed in
Chocolate Girl - Hey guys
Plant Boy – Hey Jess
Emily – Hello Jess
Animal Lover – Hi Jess
I'm A Genius – Hey Jess! :D
Call Me Action Man And You Die – Hi Jess
I'm A Genius – What's everyone doing?
Plant Boy – Me and Emily are watching TV
I'm A Genius - Me and Abby are watching Doctor Who
Animal Lover - Not by choice. What about you Becker?
Call Me Action Man And You Die - Oh, I'm, um… watching TV
Chocolate Girl - Same, but obviously not with Becker… I'm at my sister house, in my room - all by myself - nothing unusual there
Animal Lover has invited I'm A Genius, Chocolate Girl, Call Me Action Man And You Die, Emily and Plant Boy to put their Webcam on
I'm A Genius, Emily and Plant Boy have accepted the request
Plant Boy - Ok, then… I think we've gathered that Jess and Becker aren't in the same house, which we already know, because Jess, you're at your sister's house, and Becker's at his brother's
Call Me Action Man And You Die - I know. It's… just in case you forgot
Animal Lover - Well, we didn't. But we have noticed that you're acting weird…
Call Me Action Man And You Die - Weird? We're not acting weird. Why would you say that?
I'm A Genius - Well, you are both acting weird. And Becker never acts like this
Chocolate Girl - You can't say anything about me: I'm acting normal
Animal Lover has invited Chocolate Girl to put their Webcam on
Chocolate Girl has declined the request
Chocolate Girl - I can't put it on, I've not got any make-up on… and I'm in my pyjamas
I'm A Genius - Jess you look fine without make-up on and your pjs are cute
Chocolate Girl - I will later, but atm I'm going to get a drink, brb
Emily - OK, bye Jess
Chocolate Girl has changed their status to busy
Plant Boy - What about you, Becker?
Call Me Action Man And You Die - SJnshnfuafhj
Animal Lover - Becker?
Call Me Action Man And You Die has signed out
I'm A Genius - What's happened to Becker?
Emily - I'm not sure, but Jess is taking a long time to get a drink
Animal Lover - I've been to Jess' sister's house, and the computer is upstairs and the kitchen is downstairs near the back of the house - it takes a while to get back
Call Me Action Man And You Die has signed in
Plant Boy - What happened, Becker?
Call Me Action Man And You Die - Sorry… computer crashed
Animal Lover - No problem, Becker. So do you wanna turn your Webcam on?
Call Me Action Man And You Die - I don't think I can. My brother's laptop is really old and it keeps freezing. I don't want to overload it
Chocolate Girl has changed their status to online
Chocolate Girl - Sorry I took so long. My sister trapped me in a conversation!
Emily - Don't worry about it Jess
Call Me Action Man And You Die - I wonder how-
Call Me Action Man And You Die has signed out
I'm A Genius - Jess, are you going to put your Webcam on now everyone else has, even Emily?
Chocolate Girl - Fine! If it means you'll stop moaning about it being off!
Chocolate Girl has put her Webcam on
Emily - Jess, where are you?
Chocolate Girl - I told you - my sister's house
Plant Boy - So why does the wall behind you have pictures of all of us together on it?
Chocolate Girl - Oh, that's because this is my room in my sister's house
Animal Lover - Since when did you get your own room there?
Chocolate Girl - Well, I visit loads… so the office was turned into my room
"Jess!"
Animal Lover - Who was that?
Chocolate Lover - Oh, it's just my sister's boyfriend
I'm A Genius - But it sounded just like Becker…
Chocolate Lover - Why would I be with Becker?
Emily - I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that it was Becker
Chocolate Girl - Well, it wasn't
"Jess! Food's ready!"
Plant Boy - That's definitely Becker
Chocolate Girl - My sister's boyfriend just sounds like him. That's all.
I'm A Genius - I guess he looks just like him as well
Chocolate Lover - What are you on about?
"Jess, I said that- oh hi guys."
Animal Lover - Hey Becker. Nice boxers.
Chocolate Lover - Err, I've got to go. bye!
I'm A Genius - Not so fast!
Chocolate Girl - Fine. What do you want to know?
Emily - Let's start with the obvious - why is Becker standing behind you in his boxers?
Chocolate Girl - Um… because, well… basically it's really simple…
Animal Lover - Get to the point Jess.
"Basically, I'm in my boxers at Jess' house because we're dating. It's pretty obvious."
"Becker!"
I'm A Genius - Since when?
Chocolate Girl - Um… two weeks…
Animal Lover - 2 WEEKS? Why didn't you tell us?
"Well, we didn't want the teasing."
Emily - Well, I won't tease you and Matt won't either.
Plant Boy - I won't?
I'm A Genius - I'll try not to… but you know me: I might accidentally make a comment… but I'll try not to
Animal Lover - I wouldn't anyway
Chocolate Lover - That's good, but we've got to go, like Becker said food's ready, so bye! :)
Emily - Bye Jess, bye Becker.
Chocolate Lover has signed out
Emily - I know I said we weren't going to tease them… but what they don't know can't hurt them, right?
I'm A Genius - Emily, I'm liking you more and more everyday! I can't believe Action Man finally asked her out!
Plant Boy - I know, it's about time! I was this close to locking them in a cupboard together!
Animal Lover - I was just going to make Becker jealous by setting Jess up with my brother! Now that's desperate!
Chocolate Girl has signed in
Well done for getting through that pointless random ff! :)
I have a new respect for people who do loads of chapters of a chat room ff it's effort typing the names and putting them in bold!
Thanks for reading and hopefully someone somewhere liked this please review thanks! :)