"Ku~zu~"
"..."
"Ka~kuzu~"
The tanned Akatsuki member seated on the floor showed no sign of even hearing his name, and Hidan growled in annoyance. He'd been trying to get the other's attention for Jashin knows how long, but that fucker was STILL ignoring him. And if there was one thing the Jashinist hated, it was being ignored. Frowning, he walked over and crouched behind the other, beginning to slide his hands over the clothed shoulders and arms. God he hated clothes too, almost as much as people ignoring him. "Hey, Kuzu~" he said pressing his own, unclothed chest against the other's back. "Why dontcha take somethin' off?" His hand traveled up Kakuzu's neck and tugged at the ever present mask before it started playing with a lock of dark brown hair. "I mean... dontcha think it's pretty..." He paused and leaned in closer, and half breathed, helf moaned the next word into a tanned ear. "...hot in here?"
Kakuzu just grunted to himself and grabbed another paper.
Now Hidan's patience was running thin, but fuck it all, he was gonna get some Kakuzu. Now! He changed his position a bit so he was kneeling with his legs a bit apart, leaning his arms on Kakuzu's shoulders, and reached up a bit to reach Kakuzu's ear again. "Hey, Kakuzu~, I've a problem..." he said while rubbing his 'problem' against the other's lower back. "Mind helpin' me out?"
No response.
"Goddamnit! You're suck a dick! FUCK you, Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled in frustration, and stood up. "You're such a goddamned fucker! Everytime I try anything you're just sittin' there on your goddamned shit of an ass countin' that fucking money! It's drivin' me NUTS! But you're just too damn busy to notice anything, aren't ya? But y'know what? FINE! That's fucking absolutely fine, 'cause know what? I don't even need your help, I can just fix it myself. 'N that's precisely what I'm gonna do. Right now. In the shower. Just me, all alone, 'cause I don't need you. At all. Have fun with your money, sucker." And with that he stalked over to the bathroom across the room and slammed the door shut after him.
Kakuzu pushed the stacks of papers away when the door slammed and then mumbled to himself. "3...2...1"
"Oh damn it all to hell!" The bathroom door flew open as Hidan stormed into the room again. He went straight to Kakuzu and pinned him down to the floor while kissing him roughly, almost ripping the mask apart in the process.
Kakuzu smirked against the smaller man's lips. He'd known all along it would end like this. After all, patience just wasn't Hidan's thing.
But that didn't mean Kakuzu didn't like to mess with him.