-Naruto = Not mine.-
Sakura-Chan?
Summary: Tsunade had warned her to be careful with the anti-ageing potion. Oh, what did they do to deserve this?
A highly unoriginal fanfic. I know. And I haven't updated The Prince or SIW. I've finished Comeback Chapter 5 but haven't published it. *is shot*
But I needed to get this out. Sorry. OTL
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A silver haired man arrived at the third training grounds. He creased his visible eye as he smiled underneath his mask, "Yo!"
Kakashi scratched the back of his head as he smiled sheepishly behind his mask. His blonde student promptly stood up from his spot on the grass to point accusingly at him, "You're late, sensei!" He screamed. Loudly.
Kakashi was about to open his mouth when he was interrupted by the blonde, "Liar!" The jounin felt hurt that his students no longer wanted to hear any of his excuses. His dark eye darted from the annoying blonde to the brooding Uchiha then to the emotionless artist.
Wait.
"Where's Sakura?"
This managed to catch all the boys' attention as they started to look around the area for signs of the pink haired kunoichi. Kakashi frowned; Haruno Sakura was not the type of person that would come late to any of their training sessions. She was always the one on time and would be the first-along with Naruto- to reprimand him for always being late.
Suddenly, all of them felt a presence.
The ANBU nodded his head in respect before speaking, "Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke and Sai. You are all required to report to the Hokage Tower immediately." The ANBU once again nodded his head before disappearing, erasing every sign of his presence there.
Kakashi took out his orange companion and started to flip to the dog eared page, "Well then, all of you should go quickly." He could hear Naruto whine about not being able to fight the Uchiha. Sasuke ignored him as Sai started to throw comments about Naruto's… er… manhood. Or lack of it.
Kakashi sighed as he watched his students leap towards the Hokage Tower.
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Naruto slammed open the doors of the Hokage's office, "You called baa-chan?" Tsunade held the sake cup in her hand tighter. The headache was getting worse by the second. Naruto noticed that there were more people in the room. Neji stood with his arms crossed next to a man clad in green spandex. Beside Lee, were Shino and Kiba. At the far end of the room stood Shikamaru and Chouji munching on his chips.
Sasuke frowned when he found that the room was filled with people. Uchiha Sasuke hated crowds and he did his best to avoid them. He looked expectantly at the Hokage awaiting her orders. What could she possibly need from all of them?
The Hokage sighed, "We have a problem."
"What problem?" Sai spoke.
As if on cue, the Hokage doors opened and all nine pair of eyes turned to the doors. They found Shizune smiling awkwardly, in her arms was a very young girl not over the age of five. The little girl had pink hair and large viridian eyes that stared at them.
Wait. Pink hair?
"This is our problem," Tsunade pointed at her apprentice.
Naruto gaped, "Is that who I think it is?" Tsunade nodded. Shikamaru sighed and mumbled under his breath. Chouji completely stopped his munching to stare at the small bundle of pink. The rest openly stared at her with their mouths hanging open.
"The girls would do a better job at this," Neji stated coolly his lavender eyes never leaving Sakura. She was so tiny! Hyuga Neji refused to do this type of menial task. Babysitting? That was beneath him.
Tsunade sighed again, "Unfortunately, the girls are out on separate missions and won't return until next week." Shizune entered the room and placed Sakura in the middle of the room. The little pinkette stared at the taller men and smiled sweetly. She found some of them scary but her emerald eyes landed on something furry.
She squealed as she ran unsteadily with her tiny feet towards Akamaru. Sakura started to giggle childishly as she hugged one of Akamaru's legs. She giggled as the white fur tickled her face. Kiba crouched down to her level, "Sakura?" Sakura lifted her head to look him. She grinned and raised her arms wide, "Hai!" Kiba blushed at her cute behaviour. He wasn't sure this was the same woman that could crush mountains. Sakura looked so small and defenceless.
"What happened?" The entire room was surprised to hear the Uchiha speak.
Tsunade cleared her throat as she started to explain, "Well, I asked Sakura to retrieve an important potion from a nearby village. The potion was a very concentrated solution that could enable a person to look younger with just one drop. While she was on the way to the Tower, she slipped and spilled all the solution on herself. Hence, causing her to become very young."
Sasuke stared at the small girl that was now running around the room in circles giggling madly as Akamaru started to playfully chase her. Dare he say, cute? He scowled at what he just thought. "Is there any way to reverse this?"
Tsunade started to take another sip of her sake, "Uhh… That's another problem. It will take a while for me to produce a cure. So, all of you will be taking care of her until then."
"WHAT?" All the men chorused.
Tsunade continued, "But if you prefer, I could ask Kakashi to take care of her."
The room grew quiet.
"We'll take care of her," all of them said again, not wanting the innocent little girl to fall into the hands of her very perverted sensei.
Naruto bent down and opened his arms wide, "Come to Naruto-niichan!" The pinkette stared at him with her wide apple green eyes and started to run towards him.
And then she ran in between his legs past him and through the wide open doors of the Hokage's office.
Naruto stared dumbly through his legs as the small figure started to disappear from his sight.
"Naruto! You idiot! All of you find her now!" The Godaime Hokage barked in her loud commanding voice, "If anything happens to her, I will crush all of you." She destroyed the sake cup in her hands to emphasise her point.
The men nodded before quickly leaving the room in search of a pink haired tyke.
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Uchiha Sasuke grumbled under his breath as he leapt from one roof to another using his Sharingan to locate his missing team member. He hated wasting his time doing stupid missions when he could train and become stronger. What Sasuke needed now was strength and power, not some snot-nosed little child that would get in his way.
He landed gracefully on the ground when he heard childish giggling coming from some bushes. Sasuke pushed aside the green foliage and found her curled in a little ball. Sakura looked up shocked to see one of the men she had seen in the office earlier on.
Sasuke frowned and tried to pull her out of the bushes. She giggled and started to run away from him, as fast as her puny legs could carry her. And let me tell you, that's not very fast.
The Sharigan user sighed and tried to pick her up once more. He grumbled in annoyance when she once again slipped from his grasps. She giggled. Did she think this was some type of game? He continued chasing her in vain as she ran away from him. Do you have any idea how the feared Uchiha Sasuke looked like now? With his back bent forward and his hands outstretched running after a pink haired little girl. He looked less of a deadly shinobi and more of a chicken chaser.
Sasuke's patience was running thin when Sakura's small frame hit a leg in orange and black. She fell back, "Itai!" Her eyes opened as she registered the blonde hair and bright cerulean eyes that looked down at her. Sakura was pretty sure this was one of the older brothers she had seen a few minutes ago.
She quickly stood up and flailed her tiny arms wildly as she ran around Naruto in circles. Naruto was about to pick her up when something caught her attention. She slipped past Naruto's hands and attached herself to the leg of the new person that caught her attention. "Onee-chan!"
The rest of the group had arrived when they saw cute little Sakura attach herself to Neji's leg.
Naruto tried to hold back his laughter, "Onee-chan?"
Shikamaru looked down at the girl that refused to let go of Neji's leg, "It looks like she has mistaken you as a girl, Neji."
Neji felt a vein pop on his forehead, "Get. Her. Off."
Shino tried to pry her strong fingers off Neji but her grip only tightened on his leg, obstructing the blood flow to his leg. It looks like she didn't lose her super strength. "This is futile. Why? She refuses to let go."
When Neji was about to try and pry her off, she removed herself from him and grabbed onto his long brown hair. He howled in pain as he lifted her into his arms to try and remove her little fingers from his luscious hair.
Sakura lifted her arms over her head victoriously, "Yatta! Onee-chan carry Sakura!"
Neji looked at the little girl in his arms questioningly, "Neji-oniichan, Sakura. I am a male." He corrected her. Despite him wanting to remove her from his arms, he still found the little thing absolutely adorable (unfortunately).
Sakura looked at him and tilted her head, "Onii-chan?" Then she proceeded to pat his entire face with her tiny little palms as if to make sure he was a male. He smiled-inside of course- at her childish actions.
"Yes, Sakura. I am a male."
She stopped, "You Sakura's Onii-chan?"
"Uhh… Yes?" He wasn't so sure himself.
Sakura's tiny face brightened as she clapped her hands happily and placed a wet kiss on his cheek. Neji turned a bright shade of red. His bright red face betrayed his stoic expression. Naruto seeing this, felt extremely jealous.
He took Sakura from his arms and held her at arm's length. Her feet were dangling as she giggled. "Sakura-chan that's not fair," The Kyubi container whined, "I want a kiss too." Sakura continued to laugh with childish glee as she dangled her legs back and forth. Naruto found this amusing and lifted her higher which only caused her to laugh louder and throw her arms in the air.
Shikamaru took Sakura from Naruto before he could do anything stupid. Sakura started to play with the pockets on his Chunin vest. "Troublesome," he sighed. Chouji walked over to Shikamaru and ruffled the little girl's hair. "What do we do, Shikamaru?"
"We'll take turns."
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I don't know who should take care of her first.
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