DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS INVOLVED IN THIS FANFICTION. IT'S SIMPLY AN RP WITH MY FRIEND THAT I TURNED INTO A FIC. ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE OF MSPAINTADVENTURES
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
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CG: YOU DIDN'T USE THE CODEWORD YOU FILTHY SACK OF DISAPPOINTMENT
TG: well hi to you too
CG: I DIDN'T SAY HI
TG: yeah that was the point
TG: jesus there is just no such thing as humor on your planet is there
CG: YES THERE IS
CG: I'M FUCKING HILARIOUS FUCK YOU
TG: woah dude i didnt know you felt that way about me
TG: i mean hey im no homophobe but
TG: im just not sure i reciprocate
CG: OH MY GOD
CG: WHAT IS WITH YOU STRIDERS
TG: its a family thing
CG: AND THINKING I WANT MY BONEBULDGE ANYWHERE NEAR YOURS
CG: BECAUSE I DON'T
TG: maybe for the fact that you make it painfully obvious?
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO DUMB
CG: DAVE STRIDER I DO NOT WANT TO HUMAN BANG YOU
TG: do you want to not human bang me
TG: cause id be down with some xeno if thats what it takes
TG: im always open to new ideas
CG: EXCUSE ME, I AM SMASHING MY SKULL INTO MY HUBTOP
TG: im sorry you must have smashed so hard it affected my internet
TG: way to go thick skull
TG: you officially broke everything
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
TG: hey you think we could possibly have a civil conversation for once vantas all this yellings getting really old
CG: THIS IS VERY CIVIL
TG: what kind of fucked up civilization do you come from
CG: THE BEST ONE
TG: tell me about it
CG: FINE
CG: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
TG: fuck i dont know just something not angry
TG: i am just so sick of all the angry everything
CG: I'M NOT ALWAYS ANGRY
CG: YOU JUST MAKE ME ANGRY
CG: LIKE ALL THE TIME
TG: why
CG: I DON'T KNOW
CG: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT EVERY BIT OF YOUR PUNY AND DISGUSTING EXISTENCE THAT PISSES ME OFF IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE
CG: YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL
TG: wow ok i guess theres that
TG: i dont really know what to say
CG: WOW
CG: CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE
CG: THAT FOR ONCE IN HIS FUCKING LIFE
CG: DAVE STRIDER IS SPEECHLESS
CG: SHHH LISTEN. YOU CAN HEAR EVERYONE REJOICING AT THE LOVELY QUIET AND LACK OF OBNOXIOUSNESS
TG: fuck you alright im not that awful
TG: you just piss me off so much i cant help myself
TG: youre like a hate magnet
CG: OH MY GOG
CG: STRIDER ARE YOU PROPOSING A MUTUAL HATE-RELATIONSHIP
TG: i don't even know if that can even be a thing
TG: can it
CG: WHY CAN'T IT BE A THING?
TG: i dunno being human and all its not like it comes naturally or anything
TG: i dont think i could be in any sort of relationship without it turning love-y
TG: but then again it is you
TG: that would be a feat for anyone
CG: HEY WOW FUCK YOU I AM A TOTAL ROMANTIC
CG: JUST NOT FOR YOU
TG: yeah uh huh sure
CG: MY HATE FOR YOU REACHES THROUGH SO MANY FUCKING LEVELS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
TG: good to know
TG: myhate for you created those fucking levels and beat the boss in one fell swoop
CG: IS THIS YOUR WEIRD WAY OF "FLIRTING" WITH ME?
CG: BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF GARBAGE
TG: shut up kitkat
TG: like youre any better
CG: I'M AMAZING AT FLIRTING
TG: bull
CG: I COULD SWEEP YOU OFF OF YOUR SCRAWNY FEET AND WHISK YOU AWAY SO FAST AND WELL THAT YOUR SHADES WOULD FLY OFF AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE I'M SO AWESOME
TG: i dont know man thats some pretty high grade flirting to make me forget about my shades
TG: i might need my shades simply to protect my eyes from the overwhelming awesome
TG: it might be too much for me to handle
TG: with great power comes great responsibility
CG: THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER
CG: BUT HAVE NO FEAR
CG: I WILL SHIELD YOU FROM THE HARSH RAYS WITH MY BODY
CG: THAT CAME OUT WRONG
TG: oh karkat~
TG: my hero~
CG: OKAY THE SQUIGGLES ARE BREAKING YOUR IRONY A BIT
TG: what irony i see no irony around here
CG: I HATE YOU OH MY GOG
TG: yeah i think this is going to work out just fine
TG: ahahahaha
CG: WAIT
CG: YOU LAUGH
CG: ?
TG: i laugh yes
CG: SINCE WHEN
TG: i dunno it just happened
TG: its this weird like
TG: phenomenon
TG: or something
TG: hold me karkat im scared
CG: NO DON'T TOUCH ME
TG: but i want to
CG: OH MY GOG DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU DEGRADING SHIT
TG: too late here comes the tickle monster
CG: I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL DESTROY YOU