E: I own this all so mwahahahahahahahaha
T: But I made the script
E: Will I helped come yp with all the ideas
T:FINE!
T&E:BEGIN !
Oh by the way this is written like a script
THE TREY AND ETHAN SHOW
SEASON 1
EPISODE 1
THE DRAMA POLICE
(Scene opens up with Trey at a by a computer that reads "how sexy are you from 1-10" the results are -33)
Trey: (under breath) cheap ass
(Ethan enters and walks to a couch)
Ethan: Trey wake… (Looks around and spots Trey, walks to Trey) Hey bro, How've you been.
(authors note people will be identified by the first letter in their name after they are introduced.)
T: What? Oh (pause) good, I'm just doing stuff on the computer
E: Are you taking those tests again?
T: … no
E: Trey one thing, those things are just to flatter the user by always answering 7,8 or 9
and …
T: I got -33
E: Really? (looks at computer) wow, this one is actually accurate
T: Shut up
E: and two, you're disturbing the audience
T: ETHAN!
E: What?
T: Don't break the fourth wall
E: Why?
T: We're being watched
E: Paranoid much? The audience doesn't care
(Shows Larissa and Trevor sitting at a computer)
L: (gasp) he broke the fourth wall
TW: we need to call (over dramatic pause) the drama police
L: Those guys are real? I thought they were just little kids playing around
TW: no, these guys are legit, I've got them on speed dial (pushes a button and brings by phone)
G: he broke the fourth mall? Fourth call? Oh wall. (over dramatic) HE BROKE THE
FOURTH WALL? (hangs up) Michael we have a code 4
M: Taco Tuesday?
G: no the other code 4
M: guy be more specific
G: (irritated) drama police
M: THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEAN BROKEN?
G: YES!
M: the we need to call the drama police
G: we are the drama police
M: oh right
(Guy and Michael walk outside and pick up two cardboard cutouts that are cheaply made
to look like the sides of a police car. They imitate a siren. AJ walks by)
AJ: what the…
(back to Ethan and Trey, still talking about the same thing as before)
T: seriously dude, you can't do that kind of stuff in videos
E: why are you stressing over that
T: because you broke the fourth… (pause) did you hear that
E: hear what? T: it sounded like kids pretending to be cops (hears a knock, answers door)
hello?
G: (jumps in with Michael) freeze dirt bags
M: you're under arrest
T: for what?
G: breaking the fourth wall
E: who are you guys again?
M: we are the drama police
T: why don't you guys have uniforms?
G: drama police don't need "uniforms"
E: aren't you guys a little young to be police
M: you're never "to young" to be drama police
T: translation, you guys aren't real cops
E: so that means you cant arrest us
G: no, we are real, we have a badge (hands trey "badge" )
T: this is a piece of cardboard with a smiley sticker on it
E: do you think were idiots
M: well…
G: wait! I hear a soap opera going on
M: you guys got lucky
(Guy and Michael exit)
T: what just happened?
E: I have no idea
E: did you like it
T: if you did please review
T&E: see ya next time
T&E: we will soon be on youtube