Hey guys! It's been awhile since I have created a SONAMY boom/ sonic boom SONAMY story but now here's one where knuckles meets his Ugandan ancestors and this is paying huge credit to the Ugandan Knuckles Meme.
(Sonic and Amy are just rustling each other's quills in their house, when knuckles and tails barge in, imitating knuckles' Ugandan knuckles ancestors)
Knuckles: Do you know de way?
Sonic: to where, knuckles?
Tails: ah, you do not know the way?
Amy: uh...
Knuckles: (normal voice) haha! We pranked you good! We were just imitating my ancestors from the long lost Ugandan Village in the Jungle zone.
Sonic: Then wouldn't they be dead by now?
Tails: nope! I was able to revive Eggman's social network, scrambler and turn it into a virtual reality simulator.
But my new Vr glasses also can bring items from Scrambler VR into the real world!
(Knuckles takes out the letter that was from in the game and opens it)
Knuckles: (reading) Hello Knuckles, Our king.
Long have we awaited for the presence of you. We had given up hope that you would know the way again.
We know you met new friends along your journey, so bring them over. You can find a teleporter at the border of your village.
We have a sacred ritual prepared for u.
Sticks: I don't really believe in sacred rituals anymore. That's what causes me to go all cuckoo about the Littlest things!
Amy: hi Sticks, we are about to travel to the jungle zone.
Sticks: omg! It's where I was born before I moved to badgerville!
Let's go!
Sonic: good thing I packed chili dogs for all of us ahead of time!
Grab hold of my hand.
(Sonic stands in the center holding Amy's, knuckles' and tails' hand)
Sonic: Sonic SPEEED!!
( everyone Speeds toward the portal which expands so everyone can fit through it)
(When they arrived)
Sticks: so how do we know your ancestors are here?
Knuckles: you have to click your tongue and they respond in the same way.
(Everyone clicks their tongues and soon the Ugandan knuckles tribe shows up.)
Knuckles: my Bruddahs, I have returned!
Ugandan knuckles #1: ALL HAIL OUR KING KNUCKLES!!
Long have we awaited for u. Our last queen ran off because she doesn't know the way!
Knuckles: I have brought some candidates.
Sonic: I'm sonic the hedgehog, and I offer these chili dogs as an offering to be queen.
Amy: Sonic, I believe only females can be queen.
Ugandan knuckles #42: In our land, the laws of genders do not apply here so any person, male or female can be queen.
Ugandan knuckles #21: THE HEDGEHOGS AND THE BADGER ARE THE NEW QUEEN.
(Tongue clicking intensifies)
UGKT: *tongue clicking intensifies and gets closer to sonic, Amy and sticks.
Sticks: EW THERE SPITTING ON ME
WHY ARE THEY SPITTING ON ME.
(Runs)
Ugandan knuckles #2; WHY ARE U RUNNING?! WHY ARE U RUNNING?!
Ugandan Knuckles #24: SHES A FAKE QUEEN! SHES ASKIG TO BE SPIT ON!
UGKT: *spittinng on everyone intensifies*
Ugandan Knuckles #1: THEY NEED TO HAVE EBOLA TO KNOW THE WAY.
Amy: Sonic! drop a chili dog!
Sonic: ok!
drops*
Ugandan knuckles 1: THE OFFERING! EAT IT MY BROTHERS!
everyone stops running*
sonic: we have to see this.
Ugandan knuckles #1:what offering do you call this cylinder of meat dropped in a long bread roll and smothered with "edible Ebola" and edible blood?
Sonic: a chili dog.
Ugandan knuckles #62: best offering!
UGKT: *tongue clicking and chanting "queen" intensifies*
(The end
Knuckles: Aw, an ending?! Man I hate those.)
