MTV Unplugged: Squidward
I do not own Spongebob Squarepants, nor do I own MTV Unplugged. Please do not sue me, Mr. Hillenberg!! I love your Spongebob show!
INT. TIMES SQUARE, NYC: Squidward, in an aquarium, is sitting in a chair with his flute. Squidward plays the Spongebob theme song on his flute. The audience applauds.
SQUIDWARD: My name is Squidward, and welcome to MTV Unplugged.
(The audience applauds as squidward plays his next song, "Cinderella" [originally by Britney Spears])
(The audience applauds. Spongebob and Patrick are in the audience [with helmets filled with water] and annoying Squidward.)
SPONGEBOB: Hey Squidward!! It's me, Spongebob!
PATRICK: And Patrick!!
(Spongebob and Patrick scream and shout during Squidward's next song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" [Originally by Iron Butterfly])
(17 minutes later:
The audience fell asleep, but Spongebob and Patrick are still cheering on and annoying Squidaward.)
SQUIDWARD: Will you guys STOP BOTHERING ME!!????? What happened to the sign I put up saying "NO SPONGES OR STARFISHES ALLOWED! SORRY!" ????
SPONGEBOB: What sign???
PATRICK: I...uhhhhhhh......got a little hungry, and I........
SQUIDWARD: Patrick! You ate the "No Sponges or Starfish" sign??
PATRICK: (Gullibly) Uhhhhh....Yep! (Smiles)
SQUIDWARD: I give up! I refuse to perform with these freaks annoying the heck out of me!!!! I'm outta here!
SECURITY GUARD: Oh, no ya don't, brotha!! Ya eitha gonna play o' I'll kick ya outta herre!
SPONGEBOB: How about WE play the songs with ya??
SQUIDWARD: I hate my life.
(Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward play a rousing rendition of Pearl Jam's classic "Jeremy," to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb." It lasts for a staggering hour and a half!! They are given a standing ovation.)
SQUIDWARD: Thank you and goodnight!!! (under his breath) and Good riddence.
SPONGEBOB: What did you say, Squidward?
(Bubbles rise up to the surface and cut to the next scene.)
UNDERWATER, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE: Squidward is ready for bed.
SQUIDWARD: I am NEVER doing THAT again!!..........Maybe the Headbanger's Ball, but never Unplugged again.
THE END
I do not own Spongebob Squarepants, nor do I own MTV Unplugged. Please do not sue me, Mr. Hillenberg!! I love your Spongebob show!
INT. TIMES SQUARE, NYC: Squidward, in an aquarium, is sitting in a chair with his flute. Squidward plays the Spongebob theme song on his flute. The audience applauds.
SQUIDWARD: My name is Squidward, and welcome to MTV Unplugged.
(The audience applauds as squidward plays his next song, "Cinderella" [originally by Britney Spears])
(The audience applauds. Spongebob and Patrick are in the audience [with helmets filled with water] and annoying Squidward.)
SPONGEBOB: Hey Squidward!! It's me, Spongebob!
PATRICK: And Patrick!!
(Spongebob and Patrick scream and shout during Squidward's next song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" [Originally by Iron Butterfly])
(17 minutes later:
The audience fell asleep, but Spongebob and Patrick are still cheering on and annoying Squidaward.)
SQUIDWARD: Will you guys STOP BOTHERING ME!!????? What happened to the sign I put up saying "NO SPONGES OR STARFISHES ALLOWED! SORRY!" ????
SPONGEBOB: What sign???
PATRICK: I...uhhhhhhh......got a little hungry, and I........
SQUIDWARD: Patrick! You ate the "No Sponges or Starfish" sign??
PATRICK: (Gullibly) Uhhhhh....Yep! (Smiles)
SQUIDWARD: I give up! I refuse to perform with these freaks annoying the heck out of me!!!! I'm outta here!
SECURITY GUARD: Oh, no ya don't, brotha!! Ya eitha gonna play o' I'll kick ya outta herre!
SPONGEBOB: How about WE play the songs with ya??
SQUIDWARD: I hate my life.
(Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward play a rousing rendition of Pearl Jam's classic "Jeremy," to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb." It lasts for a staggering hour and a half!! They are given a standing ovation.)
SQUIDWARD: Thank you and goodnight!!! (under his breath) and Good riddence.
SPONGEBOB: What did you say, Squidward?
(Bubbles rise up to the surface and cut to the next scene.)
UNDERWATER, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE: Squidward is ready for bed.
SQUIDWARD: I am NEVER doing THAT again!!..........Maybe the Headbanger's Ball, but never Unplugged again.
THE END