[1631]
[Delaware is a young man with long black hair pulled back in a ponytail. He carries a pipe around with him at all times and has a sparkle of innocence in his eyes.]
Delaware: The new world! OwO Finally, I can begin a new life! Free from troubles and woe and full of opportunity!
Dutch: Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh…..well, good luck with that! Bye!
[FX: FSHOOM!]
Delaware: ? What's up with them? [Takes a smoke.]
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[1638]
Swedish: What happened here?!
Delaware [all beaten up]: Ugh….the natives…they came in and…oh, it was terrible…
[He collapses.]
Swedish: …………..
Delaware: …………..
Swedish: ………………..
Delaware: [Takes a smoke while on the ground.]
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Swedish: Well! Regardless, we shall establish a fort here and call it…..[drumroll drumroll drumroll]…New Sweden!
[FX: Tra-la-LAAA!!!!]
Delaware: Will there be tobacco? 0w0
Swedish: Uh. Sure. Why not?
Delaware: Awesome! -w-
Swedish: And no one shall ever remove us!
[Thirteen years later…]
Dutch: Hey, Delaware. We're back.
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Narrator: And, of course, the Dutch themselves were soon forcibly removed by the British. Ownership of Delaware kept being passed from person to person, but through it all, Delaware strived to remain cheerful and optimistic. Oh, yeah…and he still smoked like a chimney.
Delaware: Huzzah! [Takes a smoke.]
Narrator: Finally, ownership of Delaware was passed to William Penn, a man who also governed a colony named Pennsylvania…
To be continued!