I just got this random idea and I am going to make a series of oneshots about it. First up, Jeremie has a song that he likes and it connects to Xana. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Linkmasta does not own Jeremie from Code Lyoko or Weird Al Yankovic's song Virus Alert.
Jeremie was in his room one Saturday night and was listening to his new favorite song.
Meanwhile Xana was planning to try to convince his only threat, Jeremie, to come to Lyoko and fall into his scyphozoa trap. He established a link to Jeremie's computer. He popped onto the screen without Jeremie noticing. But to Xana's dismay…
Jeremie had an itch to sing. So he went up on the Internet, got his favorite song starting sing. Never noticing the screen popping up on his computer.
He was singing. Xana tried to stop him, but nothing came out. He decided to listen to his only enemy. Xana thought this was ironic.
Virus AlertHey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Translate your documents into Swahili
Really wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
'Wow, he can talk fast when he wants to.' Xana thought.
Virus alert! Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep Virus alert! Virus alert! If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit cards
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a...
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
send this to everybody, warn all your friends,
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
'Man, he can sing! Go, Jeremie, go, go, go!'
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit… send… right… now!
Xana clapped and clapped. He didn't know why, but he did. He also thought 'Hey, it may have been insulting to me, but it was good!'
Jeremie thought he heard clapping and looked around the room saying "Who is that clapping?"
'Oh crap! I better exit out, now! He may see me!' After that thought entered Xana's mind, he exited right out of Jeremie's computer.
Jeremie looked at the computer just in time to see the window closing. "Aelita?"
HAHAHA!! I couldn't stop laughing once I managed to type this! Please tell me what you think!