Chel Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Guadalupe y Esmerelda aka The Almighty Oracle and the Almighty Ash Characters Belong to Dreamworks so ((rasberries)) Rated PG-13 for terms

Refrain: Chel got run over by a reindeer. walking home from the tavern Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa but as me and Tulio we believe.

Verse 1: She'd been drinking too much Vodka and we shoved her out the door She forgot her super condoms and she waddled out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning at the scene of the attack She had hoof-prints on her forehead and a broken reindeer antler up her ass

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Verse 2: Now we're all proud of Tulio he's been taking it so well Seeing him in there watching porno Drinking beer and playing dice with Miguel

It's a great christmas without Chel everyone is having fun but we just can't help but wonder will Tulio get some action or just be done (JUST BE DONE!)

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Verse 3: We're all having a big party because Chel is gone for good (ahhhhhh) Miguel and Tulie are jonesn' Without Chel it's never the same in this hood.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors better watch out for your whores They should never give a licence to a pimp who drives a sleigh and don't use doors

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Sing it Tulio! Repeat Refrain

Merry Christmas