Disclamer: Don't own anything but this comp and our stories. Bite me.
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references, weird thought/ideas, baby-talk, brief moments of nudeness and er...other stuff. Chibi-talk. You know, with extensive lisps sort of thing. It could get a little confusing, so be careful. However, this story is side-splitting at times, with off-color humor and stupidity. Poor poor poor them.
Pairings: Trowa+Midii, Duo+Hilde, Wufei+uh...no one. Heero+Someone? No one? I forget...^_^;;
Chibis Fic...for lack of something better to do.
By Pip and Arwen
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"Goddamit...Who the Hell set my alarm fo' four thiwty?" Duo groaned and rolled out of bed, knowing from experience that it was only a short drop to the pile of manga books and video games below. Possibly with a PB&J sandwich or two mixed in. "...Ow..." The fall had seemed...farther...that time. But he was sure that he was still in the right room. The evidence of a half melted slice of pizza stuck to his foot. "Shtupid pizza, I shudda eated it last night." he moaned, and his eyes widened as he realized what he had said. " 'Shtupid'? What the Hell?!" There were a frantic few moments when he raced to find the light switch, then, turning on the overhead light, he climbed over plies of junk to get to the floor length mirror in his room. He saw...himself. Looking perfectly normal. A little freaked out still, but normal. Relaxing, he was about to head back to his bed, when he noticed something. He was smaller. "Oh...SHHHIIIITTT!!!!""
***
Duo's cry woke up Wufei, who was...or HAD...been sleeping in the room next door. "Baka...waking me up at shuch an early h'our." Wufei continued muttering as he walked through the open door into his bathroom, not bothering to turn on the light. He would just brush his teeth, and then go meditate till breakfast. Feeling around for his toothbrush, he realized suddenly that he could not reach the top of the counter. "Kisama, Maxwell! What is wrong with this woom????" he gasped, looking at his hands, which were MUCH smaller than usual, or so it seemed. He looked around. The counter was farther away, but everything else seemed...closer. He jumped up, trying to get a glimpse of the counter top. "Maybe I just whent to a diff'lent bathwoom" he said to himself, and slowly exited. But everything in the hall looked the same as always, just closer, and somehow, farther away... "...W-what's gowing on..."
***
Quatre awoke to the sound of Duo's swearing. Wonderful way to be awoken... As he got out of bed, he padded over to the kitchen, hiking up his pajama bottoms as he went. When he reached the stairs, he took one step, then tripped and fell down. Somehow managing to lose his pants. Picking them up, he thought they seemed much bigger than usual. And he seemed smaller. "I can'th do diss...need thea..." He muttered as he stumbled into the kitchen dragging his P.J.s behind him.
***
Trowa rolled out of bed. Onto the floor, of course. What smart person had set Duo's alarm to four in the morning? Didn't they know that thing could wake the dead? Or Duo, for that matter...rolling his eyes, he sauntered out of the room, in an over sized pair of boxers. Waiiiiiiit...Over sized? I don't WEAR over sized boxers... Glancing down, he assessed the need for ductape. And a visit to the nearest mirror. Quickly.
***
The perfect soldier got out of bed, cursing Duo's alarm. "Fuck this!" he grumbled, feeling for his bathroom door. Which was much higher than usual. Then realization dawned on his now chibi self. "Oh cwap!!!"
***
Quatre wandered back into the hall, cup of tea in hand. It had been incredibly hard to get to the cups, while being three feet tall. Not to mention the troubles of getting to the tea bags... As he wondered what had happened to him, he was walking past Hilde's room, the door opened and he ran right into Hilde, who was surprisingly quite awake and in the same clothes as the day before.
"Why are you soooooooooooo TALL?????"
She looked down, "AHHHHHH!!!! YOU ARE _SOOOO_ CUUUTE!!!" This was all said in a high-pitched girly giggle that brought the others running."What's your name, sweetie?"
"0.0.....mwy name wis Quatwe Webabewa Winner! Mwornin' Hwilde!"
"Hm...You sound like one of my friends...I wonder why?" She shrugged, and then looked at the little group of kids gathered around them. "Er...are these your little friends, Quatre?"
"WES!!"
"Oh, can you introduce me to them?" She got down on her knees and smiled at them indulgently.
"Well, thwis is Wuflei, an' thwis is Twowa, an' thwis is Duo, an' thwis is Heewo, an'...thwats it!"
"Oh...Er...Have I met you guys somewhere?"
"Doi!!!! We wive here!"
"Are you guys related to the pilots, by any chance?"
"NO! We awre the p-pi-pwilots!" Duo stuttered.
"..." Hilde colapsed on the floor laughing.
"But we awre!!!!" Heero exclamed
"Ok, ok...HOW did this...er...`Happwen'?" She snickered
"No idwea, bwut nwow I cwan't mwake bwekfwist." Quatre explained
"Shall we go tell Midii, then?" Hilde asked "Mainly since I can't cook..."
Trowa's eyes bulged out at this idea, sending Hilde into more fits of hysterical laughter, which she quickly tried to turn into a cough. Ignoring the glares sent in her direction, she picked Trowa up, into a piggyback, and then set off down the hall, dragging Heero by the hand and attempting to wrestle away his gun.
***
Midii awoke to the slow creak of the bedroom door opening. Slowly she opened one eye to see a five-year-old staring at her VERY closely in the eyes.
"EEEEEEEEKKK!!!" Midii shrieked and jumped back knocking the blankets back and a very surprised first grader onto the floor.
"Ow..." The Chibified boy moaned, grabbing his braid. "Whacha do THAT fwor?"
Midii took this opportunity to grab her blankets back so as to cover her fairly suggestive nighties. Seeing Hilde, she shouted at her, "WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING IN HERE?????"
"I twied to warn you Hwilde, she gwets mad when certwain pweople wakes hwer up..." A cute brown banged boy said.
"Uh...do I know you? You seem very familiar..."
There was a collective silence, which Heero broke by saying, "Bwaka. It's US, idiwot."
She blinked. "Well aren't you CUTE!!!" She grabbed Heero and squeezed him till his eyes bugged out. "But we need to find you some better clothes. I say we head to the mall."
"Er..." Hilde said, "Midii...you DO know who these guys are, right?"
"Um...no." She looked around at the collection of young boys with oversized boxers or pajama tops on. "Oh...My...God....what the hell happened????" She began to jibber madly, glancing around at the now chibied pilots.
"Ywou thwink WE haven't wondewed that, yet?" Chibi Duo glared at her.
"An' now all my clwothes awre too big."
"Poor boys, but how about that trip to the mall?"
"...FWINE, but only cuz I'm nwot fwond of nwudity." Chibi-Wufei said.
"Ok...now toddle on out into the hall, I want to get out of bed."
"Mwe too?"
"Um...sorry Trowa, love, but...well, you're five."
***
At six 'o clock, everyone was semi-ready to get into Quatre's station wagon to get breakfast and new clothes. Lots of staples, tape and glue now adorned the five pilot's 'clothes'.
"Kwisama! You'we making me weawr thwis?"
"Awww...Wuffers! You are so CUTE when you are little!"
"...Shuddup."
***
OK, please R&R! Another story, and this one will have frequent updates, guaranteed! You review, you get a chapter! Easy as that!
-Arwen
Oh yes, Everything's Changing will have a new chapter out soon, and if we get enough requests, Paternity Leave might get one too!
Warnings: Swearing, sexual references, weird thought/ideas, baby-talk, brief moments of nudeness and er...other stuff. Chibi-talk. You know, with extensive lisps sort of thing. It could get a little confusing, so be careful. However, this story is side-splitting at times, with off-color humor and stupidity. Poor poor poor them.
Pairings: Trowa+Midii, Duo+Hilde, Wufei+uh...no one. Heero+Someone? No one? I forget...^_^;;
Chibis Fic...for lack of something better to do.
By Pip and Arwen
***
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG*
"Goddamit...Who the Hell set my alarm fo' four thiwty?" Duo groaned and rolled out of bed, knowing from experience that it was only a short drop to the pile of manga books and video games below. Possibly with a PB&J sandwich or two mixed in. "...Ow..." The fall had seemed...farther...that time. But he was sure that he was still in the right room. The evidence of a half melted slice of pizza stuck to his foot. "Shtupid pizza, I shudda eated it last night." he moaned, and his eyes widened as he realized what he had said. " 'Shtupid'? What the Hell?!" There were a frantic few moments when he raced to find the light switch, then, turning on the overhead light, he climbed over plies of junk to get to the floor length mirror in his room. He saw...himself. Looking perfectly normal. A little freaked out still, but normal. Relaxing, he was about to head back to his bed, when he noticed something. He was smaller. "Oh...SHHHIIIITTT!!!!""
***
Duo's cry woke up Wufei, who was...or HAD...been sleeping in the room next door. "Baka...waking me up at shuch an early h'our." Wufei continued muttering as he walked through the open door into his bathroom, not bothering to turn on the light. He would just brush his teeth, and then go meditate till breakfast. Feeling around for his toothbrush, he realized suddenly that he could not reach the top of the counter. "Kisama, Maxwell! What is wrong with this woom????" he gasped, looking at his hands, which were MUCH smaller than usual, or so it seemed. He looked around. The counter was farther away, but everything else seemed...closer. He jumped up, trying to get a glimpse of the counter top. "Maybe I just whent to a diff'lent bathwoom" he said to himself, and slowly exited. But everything in the hall looked the same as always, just closer, and somehow, farther away... "...W-what's gowing on..."
***
Quatre awoke to the sound of Duo's swearing. Wonderful way to be awoken... As he got out of bed, he padded over to the kitchen, hiking up his pajama bottoms as he went. When he reached the stairs, he took one step, then tripped and fell down. Somehow managing to lose his pants. Picking them up, he thought they seemed much bigger than usual. And he seemed smaller. "I can'th do diss...need thea..." He muttered as he stumbled into the kitchen dragging his P.J.s behind him.
***
Trowa rolled out of bed. Onto the floor, of course. What smart person had set Duo's alarm to four in the morning? Didn't they know that thing could wake the dead? Or Duo, for that matter...rolling his eyes, he sauntered out of the room, in an over sized pair of boxers. Waiiiiiiit...Over sized? I don't WEAR over sized boxers... Glancing down, he assessed the need for ductape. And a visit to the nearest mirror. Quickly.
***
The perfect soldier got out of bed, cursing Duo's alarm. "Fuck this!" he grumbled, feeling for his bathroom door. Which was much higher than usual. Then realization dawned on his now chibi self. "Oh cwap!!!"
***
Quatre wandered back into the hall, cup of tea in hand. It had been incredibly hard to get to the cups, while being three feet tall. Not to mention the troubles of getting to the tea bags... As he wondered what had happened to him, he was walking past Hilde's room, the door opened and he ran right into Hilde, who was surprisingly quite awake and in the same clothes as the day before.
"Why are you soooooooooooo TALL?????"
She looked down, "AHHHHHH!!!! YOU ARE _SOOOO_ CUUUTE!!!" This was all said in a high-pitched girly giggle that brought the others running."What's your name, sweetie?"
"0.0.....mwy name wis Quatwe Webabewa Winner! Mwornin' Hwilde!"
"Hm...You sound like one of my friends...I wonder why?" She shrugged, and then looked at the little group of kids gathered around them. "Er...are these your little friends, Quatre?"
"WES!!"
"Oh, can you introduce me to them?" She got down on her knees and smiled at them indulgently.
"Well, thwis is Wuflei, an' thwis is Twowa, an' thwis is Duo, an' thwis is Heewo, an'...thwats it!"
"Oh...Er...Have I met you guys somewhere?"
"Doi!!!! We wive here!"
"Are you guys related to the pilots, by any chance?"
"NO! We awre the p-pi-pwilots!" Duo stuttered.
"..." Hilde colapsed on the floor laughing.
"But we awre!!!!" Heero exclamed
"Ok, ok...HOW did this...er...`Happwen'?" She snickered
"No idwea, bwut nwow I cwan't mwake bwekfwist." Quatre explained
"Shall we go tell Midii, then?" Hilde asked "Mainly since I can't cook..."
Trowa's eyes bulged out at this idea, sending Hilde into more fits of hysterical laughter, which she quickly tried to turn into a cough. Ignoring the glares sent in her direction, she picked Trowa up, into a piggyback, and then set off down the hall, dragging Heero by the hand and attempting to wrestle away his gun.
***
Midii awoke to the slow creak of the bedroom door opening. Slowly she opened one eye to see a five-year-old staring at her VERY closely in the eyes.
"EEEEEEEEKKK!!!" Midii shrieked and jumped back knocking the blankets back and a very surprised first grader onto the floor.
"Ow..." The Chibified boy moaned, grabbing his braid. "Whacha do THAT fwor?"
Midii took this opportunity to grab her blankets back so as to cover her fairly suggestive nighties. Seeing Hilde, she shouted at her, "WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING IN HERE?????"
"I twied to warn you Hwilde, she gwets mad when certwain pweople wakes hwer up..." A cute brown banged boy said.
"Uh...do I know you? You seem very familiar..."
There was a collective silence, which Heero broke by saying, "Bwaka. It's US, idiwot."
She blinked. "Well aren't you CUTE!!!" She grabbed Heero and squeezed him till his eyes bugged out. "But we need to find you some better clothes. I say we head to the mall."
"Er..." Hilde said, "Midii...you DO know who these guys are, right?"
"Um...no." She looked around at the collection of young boys with oversized boxers or pajama tops on. "Oh...My...God....what the hell happened????" She began to jibber madly, glancing around at the now chibied pilots.
"Ywou thwink WE haven't wondewed that, yet?" Chibi Duo glared at her.
"An' now all my clwothes awre too big."
"Poor boys, but how about that trip to the mall?"
"...FWINE, but only cuz I'm nwot fwond of nwudity." Chibi-Wufei said.
"Ok...now toddle on out into the hall, I want to get out of bed."
"Mwe too?"
"Um...sorry Trowa, love, but...well, you're five."
***
At six 'o clock, everyone was semi-ready to get into Quatre's station wagon to get breakfast and new clothes. Lots of staples, tape and glue now adorned the five pilot's 'clothes'.
"Kwisama! You'we making me weawr thwis?"
"Awww...Wuffers! You are so CUTE when you are little!"
"...Shuddup."
***
OK, please R&R! Another story, and this one will have frequent updates, guaranteed! You review, you get a chapter! Easy as that!
-Arwen
Oh yes, Everything's Changing will have a new chapter out soon, and if we get enough requests, Paternity Leave might get one too!