I think I should mention, I have no idea of what I am doing. But whatever (-:

I do not own FMA. This may have some serious mispellings and grammer problems (I wanted to find a beta, I just have no idea how to do it.)

Most people may think, that Greed's greed has no limits. That he wants the entire world. Everything in the world. Everyone in the world.

But to be honest, that's not quite true. There defiantly ARE a few things that Greed would rather…errr…NOT have. Yes, yes, it is quite a shock, but what can we do- that's a fact. So now, we are about to join the young prince Lin Yao and find out about some of the things that make Greed betray his greedy nature.

1) BOYBANDS.

Lin Yao couldn't believe it. He was so excited! It was one of the few times where Greed had agreed to him to take over his body for a while. Lin pouted, 'ha!,' he thought, 'this is my body, and yet I need permission to use it! Aw whatever, I'm the only person who have his best friend inside his body! Isn't that fun, Greedy?' he turned to Greed inside his mind, who was pouting.

'Aw shut up you Xingese brat!'

Lin smiled, 'I knew that's what you were going to say! Isn't that fun we already know each other's answers?'

Greed huffed in anger, 'just finish with what you wanted to do, okay? I don't have the entire time in the world…!...yet…'

Lin chuckled, 'okay, okay…I just hope I got here on time…' he suddenly wondered to himself. He got inside the store and started searching for the stand with his eyes. He found it and grinned when he saw that he wasn't too late and there's still one last left (of course he had a battle to the death with some random girl on his way there) and so, with a look of aw and admiration in his eyes, he picked up the CD and almost ran to the register.

The cashier was about 17, he had tones of zits, braces and he looked kind of inactive. He was readying some article about heavy metal in some random magazine and looked kind of irritated when Lin walked toward his direction.

In Lin's opinion, the young man was very kind and smiled warmly to him. Greed rolled his eyes at the young prince's naivety.

The moment they got out of the store, Lin squealed in excitement, "OhmyGod! I can't believe I finally have it! Round Corner Boys very first album! Eeee!" When Greed heard the name of the band, he was suspecting a bit, but he didn't paid it too much of attention. After all, the Xing brat have surprised him before.

"okay, now we'll have to go to your Father's place and we'll listen to it. I bet your brothers will love it so much they won't be able to stop listening to it and forget about their evil plans!" Lin announced while Greed mentally face palmed (he didn't really had any other choice, being inside Lin's mind and all) however, he did let out a notable sigh, 'Lin, I really don't think they will like the fact that I give you control from time to time, plus, they will NEVER forget about their plans and while I can't say I'm against it, I can't say I like it as well. And don't say 'your Father's place', it doesn't sound good.'

Lin just laughed, "Okay…so where do you think we can hear it?"

Greed shrugged, 'What about Central Head Quarters Public address system? I hear they have quite a sound…'

Lin grinned, "then Head Quarters it is! I can't wait!"

When they reached the mentioned place, Lin opened the CD's box and put the CD inside the system. Greed took glimpse of the pictures inside, a bunch of pretty-boys standing or sitting in different positions, each more dramatic than the other. Greed really didn't want to believe this, but maybe his suspicion was right.

When the music starts to play, it is too late.

"YEAHHH…" The sweet-honey voice starts to sing and Greed, along with god knows how many officers, chocked his breath.

Lin started to sing along, making the situation even worse. 'Hey, brat, turn it off' Greed managed to say. He could feel the temperature goes from low to high then to low again due to the traumatic state he was currently in.

"what? Why? Don't you like it?" Lin asked, confused.

Greed let out another choked breath, "Hell no! I don't think anyone does!" and a second later they heard the officers outside the room starting to moan and scream in horror and misery. 'Tell Riza I loved her!' Lin recognized The Flame Alchemist's voice crying out.

"But…I thought you liked everything in the world…?" Lin wondered. Greed growled, 'I say I want everything in the world, it doesn't mean I LIKE everything in the world! Damn it Lin, TURN IT OFF ALREADY!' he was losing his mind.

"then it means you want this as well…so why are you like that?" Lin continued to investigate. Greed almost roared, "LIKE HELL I WANT IT! I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE! TURN IT OFF! I DON'T THINK THE STONE WILL SURVIVE FOR TOO LONG WITH THIS!"

It didn't seem the rest of the officers will survive it too. Some of them had already lost conscience, some were starting to write down their testament (for example, 'For my dear older brother Mark I leave the 6.50 sens I own him. You were never too much nice to me, you could get even less! Also, I would like to ask my beloved wife to kill off the neighbors dog as soon as she sees this. No one deserves to hear his barks every night'. also, one of the officers even reviled that he had an affair, but once he realized what he wrote he jumped off the window. There are many legends of what his last words were, but the most reliable one is the one where he said, 'I forgot to wash my teeeeee-' . he never really got the chance to finish that meaningful sentence), some were crying and others were confessing things you really SHOULDN'T confess ("I've always wanted a pony! Will I get one in heaven…?") and some have managed to be reasonable and took off their clothes and started running around the building screaming, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! I'M A CACADOO!" It's good to know some people can still make sense.

The whole situation was so horrible the song somehow reached Edward's ears through the famous Elric Telepathy, making him gasp in awe before having a heart attack but the shock was so hard instead he got to the gate of Truth where he caught Truth playing with Barbies and as an equivalent exchange for his silence he gave him back his mother to life, which means Ed and Al have their mother now.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

So anyways, eventually Lin stopped the music , but not before there were no less than 29 people running around declaring their being as a Cacadoo (although one did say he was a gorilla)

When the whole situation have ended Greed was still panting in relief. 'Don't-' he started, 'don't you ever- EVER- listen to this again. I'm telling you it for your own good, and probably the world's. I don't want to rule it with things like that!'

Lin sighed in defeat, "yeah I guess you're right. It's also not as good as I remembered it. It must be because we don't have such bands in Xing…". Greed then realized just how wise the people of Xing were. In fact, Greed doesn't know that there is a very particular reason why Boybands weren't allowed in Xing. It was a part of the legend about the philosopher from the west, who we know as Van Hohenheim. You see, he also couldn't stand the agonizing torture of Boybands, so he told his first students that there is one thing that can disrupt the process of Alkhesy, and that thing is Boybands.

Ever since then, no one was allowed to establish a band of at least 4 handsome boys if each of them was having a singing solo, dancing skills, none of them actually knew how to play on a guitar and their songs were mostly occupied by the words "baby", "yeah" and "ohh wohoo".

"Greed?" Lin suddenly asked when Greed took Lin's body under control again. "what is it, brat?" Greed responded.

"Earlier, you mentioned there are things you would rather not have…can I ask you what are they?"

Greed growled, "No. And don't ask about it again! It's not something you, or anyone, needs to know." He glared at the young Prince who sat somewhere inside his mind.

Lin had to admit, he really was curious about this subject. He smirked to himself, if Greed wouldn't tell him, he'll just have to find it out himself.

Okay, this may have been really random and OOC. BUT-it was really fun writing it (-: I just hope there aren't too many mistakes. Anyways, reviews will be welcomed and I'm open to suggests! ...really, I don't know what I'll do next chapter...if there are mistakes then please let me know.